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#8301 Posted : 08 August 2017 09:11:56(UTC)
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Dustyn's face lights up when Erich enters the room. The others perk up too but not as much as little Dusty due to the bond they have. He stands up on the couch to hug Erich, and even this doesn't make him much taller than his adoptive father. "ERICH! YAY!" he cheers enthusiastically, squeezing him in the hug. Dustyn looks so much different from the last time he met with Erich. His peroxide blonde hair is reduced to just his fringe area as he's letting his natural, darker blond/caramel colour come out. The most notable change though is Dustyn's...weight. He's gained a few pounds to put it bluntly but it's all part of his new diet. Dustyn's on that protein, wanting to bulk up. He looks GOOD. Far from the petite, fragile cupcake he was. He's broader and that tight fitting shirt is very complimentary to his little pecs. It's just slightly odd on someone of his height, making him look a little bit...stocky. "It's been too long!!".

It certainly does seem to have been quite some time. It's not just Dustyn who is looking different now. The entire group has changed. Scott has ditched his floppy hair for something more swept back and sophisticated whilst getting more tattoos in the process. Oscar has also had a haircut, chopping off his famous curls and morphing it into a thick black quiff. Billy seems to have put some weight back on and has much more colouring back in his skin. He went through a phase of looking rather scrawny, ghostly white and...riddled. He looks glowing now. Saying that though, the elephant in the room is poor Riley. He was once the big Northern muscle man of the group but it's no secret that he's very ill. The guy has a form of cystic fibrosis as well as a multitude of other medical complications. His muscle mass has reduced significantly, he looks pasty white and he's sat with two crutches next to him. Riley still smiles away and greets Erich in a cheerful manner as always but there's an air of sadness and caution around him. They don't like to or even need to say it out loud. You just have to look at Riley to know...he's deteriorating.

"Actually we haven't smoked today. We just do it so much, it permanently lingers in the air!" Billy pipes up before chuckling and greeting Erich with a handshake. He might not be as close to him as Dusty but Billy is very fond of the man. Anyone who ingests things without question is cool with him. "So Cunty-Chops, you bring us back any souvenirs from...wherever the fuck you've been lately?" Billy is just so charming and polite.

While they're all talking, Oscar wonders over and looks out of the window. He sees a hearse parked in a specific space and his heart drops. "Uuhh...who is parked in Joshua Grimmie's space?"

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#8302 Posted : 08 August 2017 09:38:09(UTC)
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as erich hugs his adopted son,he does feel a little more...substantial. dustyn is usually pretty small,so a little goes a long way on his small frame. erich squeezes dusty's sides the way one would squeeze a ham in the market. "damn,man. you are bulking right up. you looking to take out someone who's been giving dally the eye? because if you are,i'll hold the rat bastards down while you pummel them." erich states rather boisterously. he was always one to threaten violence and probably seemed more than a little dangerous sense he was rather erratic. but most people probably couldnt even remember the last time erich raised his voice in actual anger at some one. "it has been too long,my little man has grown to be a little bruiser." erich smirks and laughs before throwing a headlock on dustyn.

erich gives the other fellows a nod at the obvious changes. it did become pretty clear that weekend had been in this business a long time,they were no longer boys but full fledged men. erich had a memory as long as deniel kahn's dick,so had forgotten what exactly was wrong with riley. but with the drastic weightloss,he assumed it was something serious and probably extremely unkind to point out. so he just greeted riley as warmly as ever. "i forget,are you the member of the band who's willy i havent seen?" erich asks riley with a grin. he chuckles a little before adding a wink and, "yet." erich was the sort who avoided any sort of unpleasantness by making light of things. he likedto think it helped people forget their problems,if only for a second.

erich pretends to blush and giggle like a school girl. "cunty chops? and here i thought you didnt care,doctor beef curtain." erich says back to billy. billy was someone whom erich wasnt exactly close to and probably would butt heads with if left alone for a month or so. but in visits like this? billy was a kindred spirit whom the gods of chaos smiled upon. "well,i have the finest peyote buttons i could smuggle in my ass. "erich offers,holding out a bag of green little chunks of very unappetizing looking plant material.

"josh grimmie?" erich says looking over to oscar. it didnt take long for him to grimace and dismissively wave his hands " man,fuck that guy! a good wind up is just what he needs. fucking uptight bastard." erich chuckles before throwing the keys to his car across the room and promptly forgetting where they landed. now erich didnt call him a bastard because he disliked josh in a real way. he just pretty much called everyone bastard. it was his word.
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#8303 Posted : 08 August 2017 10:21:33(UTC)
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"No, no I'm not bulking up to fight. I could kick anyone's butt anyway! No, I just want to feel more...curvaceous." Dustyn blushes and giggles at the compliments, still haven't lost that innocent charm just yet. "Well at least someone is complimentary about my size." Dustyn glares over at Billy and scowls at him, looking more like a kitten that needs to sneeze rather than anything threatening.

Billy just laughs and calls back, "Those aren't pecs, those at tits! Porky!" Billy just loves being a dick. Obviously he's kidding but his words can seem cruel.

"They are pecs!!" Dustyn lifts up his shirt and he does look a lot more...beefy...but it is very toned and healthy, not flabby. "Erich, tell him it's pectoral muscles!" he whines, grabbing Erich's hand and placing it right on his left pec and...nipple.

Riley smiles back at Erich warmly despite looking like death. He's always had such a sunny, positive demeanour and this really shouldn't be happening to such a wonderful person. When Erich jokes about not seeing his willy, he has to think for a moment and look around the room. "Eh...well Billy gets it out most hours of the day, Oscar has a...movie, you're very close with Dustyn and Scott usually gets it out after a few drinks so...yeah, I think I am the only one, mate." Even though it's a rather odd conversation, Riley is more than happy to converse, being such a people person.

"You haven't seen his wee-wee yet?" Dustyn chimes in. "Oh you should. It's remarkable. It's really thick...like super thick...it's called "The Chub". I don't know what he feeds it." As Dustyn rambles on, trying to sell Riley's penis like he's on a home shopping network, Riley keeps trying to butt in, red-faced, but Dustyn continues. "Good 8 inches too, I'd say. Although he does have phimosis, which..."

"ANYWAY!" Bilal cuts in, saving Riley from further embarrassment. He knows how Dustyn can get when he starts rambling. "I believe Erich came bearing gifts. As the ethnic minority here, I have first dibs. Object and you're a racist homophobe." Billy doesn't even sound like he's joking. He'll literally do or say anything to be the one in control. Billy takes the entire bag and holds it up to the light. "How much should I take if I want a decent trip but nothing that'll leave me too scarred for the rest of the night?"

"Yep, Mr Grimmie..." Oscar nods and chuckles at Erich's reaction. Joshua certainly is a character alright. His name tends to evoke reactions such like this. "Speaking of Joshua, one of us have to sit down and talk with him on Wednesday. Arranging a meeting regarding damage control over the uh....the umm....leak..." Even mild mannered Oscar snickers at the joke. All the boys giggle but fall silent, not one of them wanting to take the meeting.

After a few seconds, Billy pipes up, "Oh...go on then. I'll do it. I could do with a laugh."
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#8304 Posted : 08 August 2017 22:53:36(UTC)
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"well,I assume you probably can fight fairly well. Drinking and fighting is the stereotype we give the Irish." Erich quips. The idea of dustyn fist fighting was somewhat laughable. But Erich assumed his fruit from another's loins was adept at it. It certainly sounded like he had had a great deal of conflict in his life. Erich loses it when dustyn uses the word "curvaceous". Erich near doubles over in laughter. " You are many things,but curvaceous? I dunno,man.cassie v is curvaceous. You're more...um bulking up nicely." Erich gasps. The mental picture of Dusty's head on Cassie's body was side-splitting. It was also an image he couldn't shake.

The interaction between dusty and Billy made Erich smile. He imagined it's what having an older brother would be like. He never had a real sibling. Even he and Jayne disliked each other until well into adult hood. Having his hand thrust onto dustyn's pec/tit was par for the course and Erich just went with it. Giving the nipple a little pinch. " Well,it's a bit smaller and firmer than I'm used to. So I'm going to side with dusty here. These are pecs." Erich announces. " Using this scientific method,thank God you haven't been taking penis enlargement pills. If hate to have to judge that."

"Well,Mr Riley. I guess we should leave that a mystery.it makes our relationship special." Erich grins. " To my knowledge,you haven't seen mine. So that makes us even." Erich brightly says. He made a mental note to ask Dusty in private about Riley. " Chaelin being doing ok?" Erich asks Riley off handedly. It was the closest Erich would get to asking about Riley's personal life. The poor guy was probably asked about his health far too much.

Erich made a very impressed face at dustyn's assessment of Riley's willy. He turns to Riley and gives him two thumbs up. Uncircumcised bits and bobs were a mystery to him. So he assumed phomsis meant "thick as a man's wrist.". So needless to say,he was impressed. ' I withdraw my previous question. Chaelin is probably doing FINE! Long and thin gets it in,but short and thick does the trick." Erich sings like he is in elementary school.

" I'm from the south and Trump rums my country. Racist and homophobic is a badge of honor among my people." Erich scoffs. Though in Erich's experience,people from the northern USA were far more overtly racist than Southerners. But,he did love a good stereotype." You'll be fine. Chew a few bits and just wait. It's not as intense as acid. In no time you'll be pulling on God's beard and slapping Buddha's belly." Erich had no problem functioning on the drug. but it's introspection effect wasn't for everyone,and the hallucinations could be intense. " Oh,and like most drugs of this ilk,you're in for the long haul. Probably 11 hours worth." Erich shrugs and takes another.

Being reminded of the leaks, Erich chuckles before casually searching for his keys. That keyring had the keys to The Duke of Winchester on it. He needed that key. " I'd like to sit on that meeting. Seeing Billy and Joshua? That just sounds like a powder keg. Especially since his looks a little bigger than yours." Erich jokes to Billy. He certainly wasn't above some good natured prodding.
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#8305 Posted : 09 August 2017 01:12:36(UTC)
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"I can fight really well. Just ask the others!" Dustyn's clearly no stranger to a brawl with his bandmates, who all nod in agreement...even Billy. Dustyn's like one of those little ankle biting dogs when he gets going. Small but freaking relentless. Dustyn frowns and places his hands on his hips. "I don't even know what curvaceous means...but whatever I am...I'm not porky!" Dustyn gives another scowl at Billy. "Are you laughing at me?!" Dustyn whines, nudging Erich a little whilst he's laughing.

"Here comes the temper..." Billy says quietly, hiding being his cup of tea. He watches as Erich examines his friend's pecs and tilts his head, observing curiously. "You know, if you're both cool with touching one another, I could get a camera and make a small fortune out of this. People go crazy for some "father" and "son" stuff." Billy smiles, actually contemplating the idea.

Billy's comments immediately make Dustyn pull his tee back down. "See..they are pecs. Thank you, Erich!" Dustyn smiles and pats him on the back. He giggles at the thought of penis enlargement pills and shakes his head. "Nooo I'd never take those and you certainly wouldn't have to judge!! Saying that, since I've been growing a little and bulking up, other things have been...developing too.." he giggles. Scott just about chokes on the slice of toast he's eating when Dustyn mentions he's grown even bigger.

This is the sort of conversation that mild mannered Riley has to sit through everyday. He just laughs, enjoying the banter between all of his mates. "Yeah, let's keep our relationship special, pal." Riley laughs, clearly not as eager to strip off as the others are. When he's asked about Chaelin, Riley is pleasantly surprised. He had no idea that Erich was familiar with his dating life and it's also nice to be asked about something else other than his health and the band. "Oh she's great, Erich. Getting back to work and adjusting after Celebrity Big Brother. Crazy show." Riley chuckles and shakes his head. He's definitely not the type to take part in such a show. After the assessment of his willy and Erich giving him two thumbs up, Riley laughs and his face turns all shades of pink. "Thanks man!" He gives him a thumbs up in return while fighting through the embarrassment. Erich hasn't seen it but after the detailed description he might as well have.

Billy pops one into his mouth, chewing it before downing some tea afterwards. It's an odd combination but it's Billy. He sits back down and just waits for something to happen.

Oscar laughs and comes away from the window, rejoining the group. "Yeah, you should see Joshua and Billy when they clash. It's the most amazing thing ever. Not that I support arguments and verbal abuse. It just amazes me how quick they are. They bounce responses and insults off of one another like nobody's business." Oscar is right. Every argument plays out like an award-winning scene from a movie. Joshua's educated responses bouncing off of Billy's cut-throat honesty really is something to witness. Oscar stops in his tracks and looks across the room at the goldfish bowl. "Erich, I think that's your keys at the bottom of the bowl. Where the hell is the fish?"

As Billy responds, he just stares at the table as he feels the effects slowly coming over him. "The fish gave me attitude so I taught it a lesson." Again, he doesn't seem to be joking. The rest of the group just fall silent, not even wanting to know what Billy has done to the poor goldfish.

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#8306 Posted : 09 August 2017 03:08:00(UTC)
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"me?! Laugh at you? Never!" Eric says,still remaining wobbly after the nudge. He already felt like he was made of water. So being jostled didn't help that front much. Semi gaining his composure,erich explains to dustyn," curvaceous is usually for the ladies. You know,hour Glass figures and things like that. you're way to bulky to be that." Erich grins and squeezes dustyn's arm before dramatically swooning.

At the prospect of gay incest porn,Erich had to say no. " Ew. No! That's where I draw the line. It's kinda creepy." He tells billy while aghast. There were very few things erich wouldn't do. A groupie once called him daddy,and he about threw her from a moving bus. Also,seeing dustyn as a sexual creature was wierd and his mind really couldn't go there. " Besides my last foray into porn didn't do so well. Did anyone see my sextape? Anyone?" Erich looks around at all the weekenders expectantly. Expect when his eyes fell on Oscar. "Don't worry, Oscar. I've never seen your vid." He chuckles.


"You're welcome, Dusty. You mknow I got your back. No matter how muscle bound it gets" Erich laughs loudly.erich just shakes his head at dustyn's... development. "Good God,man. You better keep that thing fed. If it ever turns on you? Fucking Alaska bull worm." Erich grimaces. Now that SpongeBob episode was in his mind,and it didn't make for good visuals.


"Whenever you're ready,just say the word,Riley. I'll even go first. It'll be like that scene in GTA v when Trevor just drop his pants in that guys apartment. Only less..... Trevor like." Erich jokes to Riley. The banter between all the guys was fun to listen to. Erich certainly couldn't stand dull people. " Good to hear,good to hear. The little bit she was on big brother,she seemed nice enough." Erich says warmly. He actually kept up with most of the ins and outs of celebrity dating. Like it or not,they were all part of the same clique. So it was only right to keep on top of who was dating who....also,Erich loved drama with other people's relationships.so he also kept up for that reason too. "No. Thank you for having a decent willy." Erich says with a wink. No matter what,seeing a willy or having a man's willy described to you,the polite thing to do is compliment. It's just the right thing to do.

"I'd like to see that." Erich quips,Picturing the verbal joust of Billy and Joshua was certainly something. Though probably because out of bias,erich's money was not on Billy. Billy was an unlikable person. But he clearly didn't give a shit if you liked it or not. That's just how he was. Erich liked and respected that. Joshua seemed more like a kid seeking someone's approval. Erich groans at the thought of his keys with the fish. " Ugh. Fish water. Anyone got a coat hanger we can reach in there with?" He pleads. In his current state,he can see every drop of fish urine in the water. There was no way he was reaching his hand in there.

"Taught the fish a lesson?" Erich guffaws before nudjng Dusty. " Fish? School? Lesson? Get it?" Erich cracks up laughing at the perceived bad joke. He clearly doesn't get what probably went on.
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#8307 Posted : 09 August 2017 06:00:42(UTC)
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"I saw the tape!" Dustyn says like an overzealous student answering a question to show off. He then recoils, realising that it's not something he should blurt out and it's rather odd for him to admit. "Well...I...I'm curious about the human body, OK?" he says quietly, sinking into the corner of the couch.

"I don't know what is weirder. The fact that you watched your adoptive father do it or that you watched straight porn..." Scott quips from over the coffee table.

"Shush!" Dustyn giggles, throwing a cushion over to his band mate. "So...are you Jewish, Erich?" Dustyn asks with a curious tilt of his head, obviously referring to....that.

Riley laughs and holds rubs his forehead. "My goodness, there's a lot of penis talk. My...assets, Dustyn's growth, Erich's tape, Oscar's tape...the list goes on!"

Oscar flails his arms about, "Nope, nope, no! My tape does not exist. That was...lookalikes. Stunt doubles. Blah, blah, blah. I didn't have a tape." He looks around with shifty eyes. It's pretty obvious that the Oscar now is not the same wild one from the tape all those years back. He's definitely mellowed out.

Joshua, as pretentious and intense as he may be, really isn't the enemy. He is just really passionate and has quite a few issues in his head. He's just a kid who often puts his foot in it. Billy, however, is really just a bully. In fact, the more you get to know the people he has an issue with, the more you see that Billy is just a dick with a chip on his shoulder. Take Payton for example. Billy and his influence had him billed as the #1 enemy and pulled every string he could to show him in a negative light when, in reality, Payton is pretty chill. Billy plays with his lighter and looks over at Erich after he cracks his joke about the fish. "There's nothing funny about the situation, Erich..." he says while holding up the flame, looking very sinister. He's starting to trip though so one shouldn't take much notice.

Riley clears his throat loudly to cut the tension before changing the subject. "There are some beers in the mini fridge if you all want to warm up..."
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It did oddly make Erich feel happy that someone saw the tape. He was starting to think it was just a figment of his imagination....even if that person was dustyn. Erich was proud of his work. After all,it was with someone he loved (at the time). Erich makes like Dusty's question flies right over his head. " Well,I wasn't at first,dustyn. But Ada was. I don't know if you convert after fucking a Jewish person or not. All I know is,I stuck it in and when it came out? Instant bris." Erich says dead seriously.

"The hell there isn't,billy.anything is funny in the right light. If the fish couldn't take it,he couldn't stay." Erich says,...fishing his keys out of the tank. Erich probably wouldn't care what became of the fish.while he loved cats and dogs and things like that. Fish were too low on the food chain to be seen as more than decoration.

Always up for beer and ready to see how much abuse his mind could take,Erich pipes up. "Mini beers from a mini fridge for mini people. Yes yes . Let's do this." He says excitedly like a school boy.the novelty of drinking never disappeared for Erich. Everytime felt like the first time sneaking a bottle from his dad's liquor cabinet.
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Dustyn's eyes widen as Erich speaks before he cringes and recoils to the edge of the sofa, completely horrified at the bris story. "Uuhhhh, I don't like vaginas!!". Dustyn has a look of genuine fear on his face and is almost on the verge of tears. That is until he spots the cupcakes sitting on the coffee table. "Ooooh!!". He reaches over and grabs one, immediately lightening up.

Billy giggles and just sinks into his chair as the plant's effects start to kick in. His eyes are lowered and he appears to be focusing on Riley, who feels a little uncomfortable having Billy just look over and smirk at him. Billy sinks further into the chair and tilts his head back as he starts to trip. "This is....HA!!!" he says, laughing from his belly.

Scott sighs and shakes his head in disapproval of the drugged up Bilal. "Great, how are we going to go out with him off his face like this?"

Dustyn bites into his cupcake and speaks with a mouthful. "We could always stay here!" he exclaims, projecting bits of cake onto the carpet. "We got alcohol, snacks and comfy couches. What else do we need?"

The others nod in agreement while Riley stands up, gripping onto his crutches for support. "I'll bring some beers over," he says in a rather breathy, tired voice. When he stands up, it is a rather shocking sight. He's known for being the tall, 6'1 bulky member but now he's all hunched over like he has pain in his core. Riley hasn't shrunk but he doesn't possess a lot of strength. Not even enough to properly stand upright. He's hunched over way below eye level with Erich and appears to be extremely dependant on those crutches for support. Again, the room falls silent and the sober members of the band just have this look of sadness on their faces as they watch him. "I'll give you a hand, buddy," says Oscar. He places a hand on Riley's back and aids him over to the kitchen area. Dustyn watches them walk off then makes some eye contact with Erich. It's obviously very upsetting to him.
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"well, she wouldnt take it in the butt,so i had no other options,mr blue." erich says with a smirk. the fear on dustyn face was amusing. he wasnt into gay porn himself,but he certainly wasnt scared of it. erich had little interest in cupcakes. he wasnt exactly fond of icing,but he found it rude to scrape icing off of cupcakes he didnt buy.

erich smiled at the scene of billy being affected by the gifts he brought. he was of the school of thought that everyone needed to try hallucinogens and was happy to be the bearer of them.it would be interesting to see what would happen with billy. he knew billy was no stranger to chemicals,but hallucinogens had long fallen out of favor with the drug using public. so maybe it was a treat for him. erich slowly pulled another slice of cactus out of his bag and began nibbling on it.

"its fine. we can take billy out. shit,ill drive. you guys just tell me where to go. ive driven on this shit thousands of times.we will be fine." erich says,reaching into the fish water and making a face while doing so. he imagines its the face dustyn would make if ever actually touching a females nether regions. "dustyn,we need adventure! unless we craft a fortress of solitude from the couch cushions and the duct tape i have cleverly brought in my pocket...we are shit out of luck for adventure." erich states in an increasingly manic fashion. just because erich could maintain over the effects of the mix of drugs in his system didnt mean he always wanted to.

seeing riley get up and move was a shock. erich clearly wanted to jump into action if the man fell. he would raise and lower his hands like an anxious mother seeing her baby pet a strange dog. "its fine,man. im sure someone else could do.." erich starts but trails off when he sees riley is being helped by oscar. being around sick people was something erich was never any good at. he had turned down many people's dying wish to meet him. not because he was an asshole,but because he knew he would go to pieces as soon as he saw them. erich tries to mentally ask dustyn "what the fuck do we do if he falls?!" he does this by bugging his eyes out and moving his hands slightly.
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Billy slowly slips off the edge of his chair while giggling, looking as if he's melting right into the floor. He lays down on his back and stares up at the ceiling, still laughing and smiling away. It's the happiest he's looked and sounded in a while. "I feel...I feel...like I'm being lifted by a thousand angels...and they're all slutty as fuck!!" Billy bursts out laughing before raising both his legs up in the air. Scott takes his phone out and starts to record.

As much as Dustyn wants to go out and party, the child at heart just LOVES the idea of building a fortress out of all the couch cushions. In a building filled with offices, there's plenty of cushions and pillows to use. He stands up on the couch and claps excitedly. "Oh goody!! Can we actually do that?! Oh it would be so fun! We could mess around with Billy too. Not in that way though. Although last time I got drunk, he smeared mayo on my butt! Need to get him back for that." Dustyn chuckles but then looks over at the intoxicated Billy while formulating a plan in his head.

Riley doesn't complain or even ask for help despite his condition. Oscar just jumps in to help because he's a good person and he knows that Riley wouldn't ask for assistance. Dustyn can see Erich's facial expression, clearly worried about the guy. Dustyn just gives him a thumbs up as if to say that Riley is somewhat alright. It's not as if his bones are fragile so if he falls, he won't hurt himself. Riley and Oscar make their way back over to the table with a few beers while Scott is still recording Billy, who still has his legs way up in the air.
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#8312 Posted : 14 August 2017 12:29:34(UTC)
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erich solemnly nods while billy speaks. hes been there and understands. in fact,he almost always is there. thus why he seemed to always been in a good mood. one cant help but feel great when their mind is firing on all cylinders. erich opens his bag and offers itto the non partakers again. "you sure you dont want to join? those angels shouldnt have billy all to themselves. personally,as a seafaring man, i have mescaline mermaids handling me. you dont want to know how many i've put through sea harvard." erich says as if this would make perfect sense to anyone.

erich did have his heart set on running amok through the town,but his adopted son seemed pretty keen to stay in....plus the whole fish tank thing was really creeping him out. it sounded like there could be an adventure to be had rummaging around the offices for cushions. " wait wait wait...you guys dont do the whole...casting couch thing here,right? because i dont want to put my hand in crusty bodily fluids of anyone. though anyone willing to scrape any found crusty semen onto a mirror and snort it,im giving you twenty bucks. billy,im looking at you." erich says looking to the resident wild man. while through some miracle,erich is extremely wealthy but he never got out of the mentality that twenty bucks is an appealing amount. "you sure that was mayo,dusty?" erich jokes when he realizes what dustyn said. "fucking mayonnaise. i guess the best place for it would be someone's butt. nasty nasty stuff."

erich just sort of sighs at the gesture from dustyn. he figured dusty would know best,but it was still very worrying to see. "riley,you drink?" erich asks,trying to do anything to keep from worrying about the man. erich was the sort who just assumed people had the same vices as he did. but he knew riley was a health sort of person and he didnt know if beer was vegan friendly or not.
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Dustyn takes a little nibble of the plant before spitting it out onto the floor. "Ew!" he blurts, totally disgusted by it. "That tastes like dust!" Dustyn scrunches up his face and pokes his tongue out, trying to air it out. He grabs a beer and downs some of it before shuddering. "It could do with some seasoning...and if I do have a teeny trip, those angels better be male or I'm suing you!" Dustyn does his best to play a threatening role but it always comes off as cute. He's like a fussy toddler at times.

"No, no. No casting couch here." Oscar chuckles, setting some of the beers down with Riley on the table. "Although I have no idea what else goes on in the offices. I mean, we're not the only five who work here. Also, Billy's brought Jerry around here a few times. You never know..." Oscar raises an eyebrow and looks down at Billy who is still sprawled out on the floor. He really wouldn't put it past him to get up to something in here. "Also, some members of this band would snort things for free. Save your money, Mr Hess!"

Dustyn's eyes widen at the possibility that it wasn't mayo. "But...what else could it have been?"

Scott tilts his head and narrows his eyes, piecing things together. "Wait. Billy hates mayo. I don't think he'd be in possession of it. I think it might have been something else."

Dustyn whimpers and wipes a fake tear from his eye. "I feel so used." He tries to shake the thought of all the gross things that it could have been. Dustyn clears his throat and stands up, clapping his hands together and forcing himself to make things slightly more upbeat. "Right...I'm gonna go steal loads of cushions so we can build a big fortress. Oooh this will be so much fun!!" Dustyn giggles and hops off the couch and out of the office.

Before Riley gets a chance to answer Erich, Scott scoffs and butts in. "Of course he drinks. Riley's from Leeds. More specifically, the Beeston area. They drink beer like it's tap water!" Scott laughs and takes a beer. Riley rolls his eyes at Scott's jibe at his hometown. Erich probably isn't familiar with the place but it is an extremely rough area. Even the pigeons carry switchblades. Riley doesn't seem like the type to come from there given that he's so mild mannered. However, taking into account his gruff Northern voice, once huge stature and the fact that he can handle Billy and his nonsense, Riley might just have a rather powerful dark side. "Yeah man, beer won't affect my diet," Riley says with a small smile as he grabs one for himself. He makes sure not to say "vegan" because even he finds that word pretentious and annoying. He doesn't want to seem like one of those who shoves his lifestyle down every else's throats.

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Erich smirks at the assessment of the taste from dustyn. He was correct though,it was less than pleasant tasting but he had long ago gotten used to the taste. Erich starts rooting through his bag and closely examining each sliver. Occasionally he would toss a piece over his shoulder. "Hmm" he ponders carefully while holding a slice up to his eye. "Yup." He nods with certainty. "This one contains male angels. Killer abs and large dongs. Dongs so large that they have extra wings that just keep the dong afloat." E
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"Thank goodness. Sex in an office setting is just unprofessional." Eric says while shaking his head at Oscar. He said this in a way prudish enough to almost be taken seriously....in apite of more than likely partaking of the practice himself. His girlfriend did spend an insane amount of time at work. Erich also looks down at Billy and turns his head to the side like a dog. " Yeah...I imagine Billy and Jerry have christened most the furniture here..in fact.." Erich trails off while holding the beer bottle skeptically. He shrugs before uncapping it with a Swiss army knife. It also left no doubt in his mind Billy would snort anything for free. Erich probably would too.

The Billy/mayo conundrum had taken a possible dark turn. Knowing Billy,it very well could have been man aise. Erich didn't know for certain,but he assumed there had been....times between Billy and dustyn. It just was bound to happen. The Hess clan's early penchant for interbreeding was born of the convenience being on the road offered. " It really could have been horseradish...or perhaps Alfredo sauce. Everyone likes Alfredo sauce. Right?" He asks cheerfully. He also skulked away to steal cushions. He pressed himself against the wall and inched down the hall. "Dusty. Where can we get these cushions?" He asks this in his best solid snake voice. Which is remarkably accurate to the character.


"Well,as long as he isn't from Bradford. The bastards there will steal your shoes while you're still wearing them." Erich says with a grin. He hadn't heard of beeston but the name made him think of the old boddington's beer cans. So that's exactly what he had younger Riley drinking. He gives Riley a nod and a tip of his beer. " I wasn't sure. Little yeasty beasties and all." Eric says happily. He knew Riley didn't eat meat. But was never sure if it was for health, religious,or moral reasons. In any case,he wasn't going to ask.
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Dustyn shakes his head and takes a sip of his beer. The whole Adonis thing really isn't for him. He already has an impressive willy himself, why bring two into the equation? "Killer abs and large dongs? That isn't really my fantasy. Might be Billy's though. I prefer more cuddlier...hairier guys." Dustyn smirks. He places the plant piece that Erich gave him into his pocket. He's definitely saving that for the right moment.

"Dustyn likes bears, really." Scott says while snickering from behind his beer bottle

Offended, Dustyn gasps and puts his hands on his hips. He's ready to educate. "Not bears! Dallas isn't a bear. He just...has some awesome facial hair. I'm not into bears. I don't...get off on the whole...bear and twink...daddy/son thing..." Dustyn sounds like he's trying to convince himself more than anyone else. "But to be honest...I'd rather date a bear than a pumped up muscle stud. That does nothing for me."

Dustyn shudders again as he recalls waking up and having to wipe off whatever was on his butt cheek while trying not to cry. "Well whatever the hell it was, I just cleaned it off and took five showers afterwards. Wasn't hanging around to figure it out. With Billy there really is no telling what it could have been! He has no shame, no fear and no boundaries. Hoping it was Alfredo sauce though. Billy's a chef so he must have loads of it on hand. Right?" Dustyn looks around, wanting everyone to agree with him to put his mind at rest.

He leaves the room with Erich and runs up and down the corridors in his socks, bursting into the lounges he comes across and grabbing as many couch cushions as he can. Thankfully, none of the rooms seem to be in use. "I may not have thought this through..." he says, holding two under each of his underarms and one in each hand. Little Dustyn can't seem to hold much more.
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The nuances of who Dusty was attracted to were something erich never really thought about. He knew of Adam Black and of dallas. The two were very different physically. " No wonder people are starting to talk when you stay over at my place." Erich laughs to Scott and dustyn. "If I'm going to be with a man,he had better be in better shape than I am but I want to have the bigger wang. I'm self conscious that way." He smirks.

"Oh I'm sure he had lots of sauce on hand, dusty." Erich laughs,lightly elbowing dustyn. If one couldn't be crude with their adopted son,who could they be crude with?

"Son of a bitch. It's like these bastards knew we would scavenge for building supplies." Erich spats angrily when the reality of moving large amounts of bulky couch cushions sinks in. At most,they could move three a piece . This would take ages. Eric gets an idea and starts flailing his arms like a power ranger swatting bees away. "Wonder twin. Form of burro!" Erich chants before making cartoon sound effects with his mouth and getting on all fours. " Throw them on my back. We'll pack mule these fuckers right out of here and into Bethlehem." He says this as if it's a logical solution for the problem.
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Dustyn raises an eyebrow when Erich mentions that people start to talk when they stay over. He hadn't really thought of that. Dustyn's just a people person and is a social butterfly. He sees everything as just being friendly but he can understand how others must view his closeness with Erich and other friends as...sketchy. "Wait...people talk about us? I hope they're saying nice things. They know I'm the bottom, right?!" Dustyn is more concerned over people getting his position right rather than the taboo nature of it all.

Dustyn giggles and loads up the cushions onto Erich's back like some sort of overworked mule. "It's fun being on all fours, right?" he giggles, piling up a few more cushions. Dustyn then decides it'll be fun to climb on top of the pillows, straddling Erich. He doesn't weight much but it is sure awkward as hell carrying loads of couch cushions and a Dustyn on your back. "Giddy up!!!" Dustyn giggles, swinging his little feet around Erich's sides.
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Erich laughs when Dustyn reacts the way he does. He honestly didn't expect dustyn to react any other way. " Damn right you're the bottom.. I'm not pretty enough." Erich cracks up loudly. "Plus,you're shorter,so it just would work better." Eric says working out the Dynamics in his head.

"I do have the urge to bark like a dog,so yeah. It's rather fun." Erich says,while pretending to hike his leg like a dog. Erich sits very still as he is loaded up with pillows. In the great scheme of things,this really doesn't add much to their pillow carrying capacity. But nobody ever claimed all mescaline infused ideas were good ones. After dusty climbs on,erich grunted but starts moving down the hall. " Where to next on this expedition? We're going to need provisions,or else we will never make it back to camp. We have headhunters to the east and a great chasm to the west. We lose our footing and we plummet to our deaths." Erich states in a quick and clipped fashion. Much like old newsreels
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"Aw, you think I'm the pretty one?!" Dustyn glows, loving the little compliment. He usually pretends to hate all the comments about him being cute and everything else that comes with being the baby-faced short one in the group. Dustyn really loves it though and it's healthy for his ego and self esteem. He's been complimented for YEARS, day in and day out by friends and fans so if you don't call him cute...he oddly takes offence. He loves being the little adorable one. It's sort of like a child who wants to remain the baby and grows extremely jealous if a new baby sibling comes along. Dustyn is the endearing pop boy and NOBODY else is allowed to be.

Dustyn giggles as Erich starts to move down the hall. It's not exactly the most adrenaline pumping experience but being transported down the hallway on the back of another man while trying to hold on is pretty fun. "We need to travel to the left...I mean west. I know it's a treacherous road but it's a goldmine of supplies. We stock up there and we should have no reason to make any other journeys out here in this wasteland." Dustyn mimics the voice of Erich, sounding freakishly like him as they mess around and roleplay. He soon breaks character though and starts giggling. "This is fun!"
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Erich nods enthusiastically to dusty. " For sure,you're the pretty one. You could easily pass for a Disney prince. Possibly in a retelling of Robin hood. But not the weird,but good furry fest of the animated one. But one where Dallas is maid Mario or something. I could probably be cast as the sheriff of Nottingham." Erich rambles off as quickly as the ideas flow into his head. Erich liked to think he had a sleazy air about him. In reality,he probably barely fit anyone's definition of the word.

"A capital idea,Mr blue. I just had my horseshoes replaced,so I can probably take the terrain with little problem. You hold on tight up there. I don't want a whirling dervish to take your head off." He had no clue what a whirling dervish was,but he loved the term. And the old timy speak of dustyn. Erich slowly trotted west before bouncing Dustin with his laughter." It's a hoot. I'm Riding you on the way back. It's the coooooooode of the west."
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