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erich hess		#101 Posted : 24 July 2018 22:03:50(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,610 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21676 times Was thanked: 17910 time(s) in 10405 post(s)		Gretchen stands up a little straighter when tapped on the head. "Jokes on you. Getting my cock smacked is my kink." She giggles and sways like a Wang might . While Erica nods along,as if what Gretchen said is true. When band names are mentioned,and the harlots are not mentioned, Erica crosses her arms and sticks her nose in the air with sharp,"hrumph". She smiles and wags her finger. "I noticed you missed someone there, maybe two someones." Before answering the question,Erica sighs in frustration. "I've tried! I've fu-... really tried. You would think the current political climate would make writing punk rock super easy. BUT ITS NOT! How do you mock the already absurd?! It's like I feel I should write a song about what's going on,but I can't. I guess I could always go back to writing about old TV shows and butt sex." Erica answers, clearly at the end and f her rope. "Typical Sunday night." Gretchen adds, humming the theme for golden girls.
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freestylechamp		#102 Posted : 26 July 2018 02:45:46(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 13/07/2013(UTC) Posts: 7,116 Thanks: 9247 times Was thanked: 6094 time(s) in 2656 post(s)		Chris booed at her dick joke "typical of girl to not notice what is underneath, you just go for the quick fix. You got go for the balls." Shaking his head as if he is disappointed at their quick answer. Chris laughed looking at Erica getting mad that the harlots weren't involved. It wasn't because that he wasn't a fan of the group but he wasn't going to pass up on a chance to see Erica pout and stuff cause he found that stuff too funny and to cute to pass up. Like seeing a girl that doesn't normally get rejection deal with no. "I forgot two people I asked about you, and really I don't know what Gretchen does beside be maybe a mascot? what does she do besides give weeaboos wet dreams." When it came to political stuff he wasn't about to class up his show talking about the president. "Hey, this is a no fact zone. If you need to talk about political stuff it has to be in the form of a joke. I don't want progressives and their healthy no snacks having going to the gym everyday talk bad about me and I don't want old christian conservatives when there old fashion dirt on the low coming at me either. My show is dick jokes and dirty humor and Mr president helps my bottom line with the material. Thank you Mr. president." Oh the jokes and laugh he got from what he read in the news made him laugh and feel a little be better about himself.
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erich hess		#103 Posted : 26 July 2018 22:33:09(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,610 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21676 times Was thanked: 17910 time(s) in 10405 post(s)		"oh,balls are all fun and games until you get a black eye from them flopping around. Whoosh ,whoosh whoosh!" Gretchen replies,making graphic swinging motions every time she says whoosh. Erica nods in agreement behind her. "My aunt was killed by balls to the chin. They are the silent killer."Erica says sadly. Gretchen lowers her head and makes the sign of the cross. They are convincing,so who could say if this is true or not. Gretchen moves her toes and digs her feet into the sand. She loves the beach,but rarely goes. "For the harlots? I don't really do much. I mostly work the merch booth at shows. But on my own,I make fetish wear. I think you know my boss for that,karoliena?" Gretchen answers,making a whipping motion. She knew she was pretty much only famous for being with Erica,so she had grown used to the "just what do you do?" Question. Erica crosses her arms in frustration. Chris just emphasized her issue: one can't make a joke over something that is already a joke. "Fair enough. Nobody wants a female Joshua Grimmie. " She grins. She really wasn't into talking politics,she just wanted a silly song about them. "So...Chris. why aren't you guys giving out free tshirts,can cozies, beach balls,or any shit like that? Get your name out there for this beach shindig." "And where's Sarah's bikini?" Gretchen pipes up.
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freestylechamp		#104 Posted : 26 July 2018 23:52:07(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 13/07/2013(UTC) Posts: 7,116 Thanks: 9247 times Was thanked: 6094 time(s) in 2656 post(s)		"Hmmm, I can imagine those things would be dangerous but nothing can be worst than those unclean can't wash well people. I mean you get down and see that flint that was on your underwear now clinging to your nuts and they sweat like they are in an oven, mostly because they don't get a chance to breathe ever. I'm telling it is the worst have to cuff them a certain way otherwise you going to be uncomfortable all day and you can't just dig in there to fix it real quick you have to do like a little dance....Now I don't know if I'm talking bout my sasuge and berries, or Gretchen's Chicken and eggs? I stil have more questions to get too anyway." While chris like the joke he was getting loss and the sauce and as a straight man you can't get loss in the joke, someone has to steer this thing. "Don't worry Gretchen, if you ever get low you can always....well sell your kink stuff, I'm surprise no one asks for you to make cosplay outfits anyway. I would would imagine that overwatch thing was big enough for you to get some hits. Remember the pepper spray and the no no square song." Chris said patting her shoulder to consult her about the "what do you do question." He too also get asked that a lot and the follow up is always "Oh your that guy," as if he runs over babies and is an asshole most of the time. People confused the chris the character with chris the person so it is easy for people to already have an opinion on him before he evens opens his mouth. "First of all this just for me, we are actually on vacation so this isn't a promote thing, I just felt like doing a live show for once. Secondly Sarah is with her BOYFRIEND, and he was very happy with her selection in swim wear and would want to spend time alone to....inspect it, wink wink nudge nudge." Chris looked at his phone for another question "Okay RomanticReevy asked this question about pop music, who would you crown the prince and princess of pop in music? To add to that who are the best in Rock and roll, and in Metal, and in R&B and in hip hop."
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erich hess		#105 Posted : 27 July 2018 00:55:14(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,610 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21676 times Was thanked: 17910 time(s) in 10405 post(s)		Gretchen looks more and more aghast as chris speaks. She winces and places her hands over her ears. "It sounds horrible! All I can picture is a humid jungle where coconuts are sticking to monkeys. They poor things don't even make monkey sounds anymore,just splosh splosh splosh as they swing from limb to limb.ew!!!" She takes an unconscious step backward. Balls sounded like horrible things and she didn't want to be affected by them. Even though she had plenty of experience with them. Erica was her first girlfriend. "You know,I surprisingly never played overwatch. I only know the characters from those strangely well made porno animations. I just want to watch tentacle hentai like a normal person,but have to Wade through overwatch stuff." She answers. Gretchen liked what she liked and had no shame about it. plus,it wasn't like she had a public to worry about. Gretchen makes wiggling motions with her fingers at Chris. Erica giggles mischievously. "Oh. So you're a cheap ass. Got it." Erica laughs,half considering frisking Chris to see if he was holding out on her. If there was one thing erica liked more than useless shit,it was free useless shit. She was slightly disappointed that Sara wasn't here. Erica was married,not buried. She liked to window shop. Erica clears her throat as she gets into business mode,to answer a proper question. "Hmm. I'm totally biased on the pop question. But this isn't fox news.so no need to be fair and balanced. Princess always will be elidih. And not just because I adore her sex tape and my sister is touring with her. For prince? " Erica scratches her chin in thought before answering. "Dustyn blue. He seems to be the man to beat. That blake guy is looking to dethrone him. So I guess ?" Erica says non committingly. She liked her pop girly,so that's really the only side she knew."as for the rest? Rock and roll? Definitely Mariko. She's super underrated,totally cute. Why isn't someone dating her?!?" She then holds up her phone that has Mariko's contact information on it. She points at it, thinking she's being a good sister. "Metal? Theres still metal?! Naturally,acts of hate comes to mind. Nobody has ever come close to them. Before that,it was magaliel. But that might have been in an alternate universe and most people here know nothing of that." Gretchen interrupts, channelling her inner Matt Hardy,"delete! delete! Delete!" She yells, complete with arm motion. "The seven deities have given Erica the vision to see all worlds." The pair giggle together. Erica then continues as if she and Gretchen weren't just acting fools." R&B ,shit. It's all about Cassie Valentine. That's some boot knocking music right there. My thighs quiver just mentioning her name. Hip hop? I think if anyone says a name other than Kidd,you're legally allowed to punch said person. Twice." Erica grins and throws some air punches. She claps and tells the camera,"Fabulous questions.its cute people are still into music out there." She smiles. It wasn't pretty and nobody talked about it really,but the rapture had called many of music's most popular acts home.
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freestylechamp		#106 Posted : 03 August 2018 03:31:07(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 13/07/2013(UTC) Posts: 7,116 Thanks: 9247 times Was thanked: 6094 time(s) in 2656 post(s)		"Oh like puss is any cleaner, you shed stuff in blood every month EW!" Chris said as a chill went up his spine. "I would much rather be a guy with coconuts attached then be a snake that has to shed out old skin, and forget being a sea horse and knowing about the wonders of child birth. If I take a giant dump I feel like I dropped all my insides in the toilet no thanks." Chris has been around women enough to not want to deal with them problems whatever trades off he would get being a girl would not be worth effort in his book. Hearing Cretchen never played overwatch was his turned to take a step back, " How can you cosplay and no know the character. I'm ashamed, that's like wanting to be in the Hess Clan but have perfect attendance, a good credit score, and having broken law yet, I mean yea you can be a fan but what's the point of it if you not going to be in the fun." Chris falls to his knees and catches himself shed a tear on the ground. "Man, I feel some type of way about this, I mean this hurts. Lets just get on with the question." Chris gets up and sits down on a stump not really having the heart to try going all the way up to his feet. "Cheap ass, I wouldn't say that. I'm more of a free spirit and I do what I want, I don't do promos unless someone asked for stuff but now that I know" reaching in his pocket to pull out a half clip frozen yogurt shop and hands it to Erica "You ever in Phoenix and stop at a froyo buy two cups and get one free." Chris listen to Erica give her opinions on all the top people but he had a few things to say about it, "First of all Izzy is the pop princess until I get Elidih on the show. And I think my show is too dirty for her but hey if Izzy can be on it who knows. Pop guys, I think Kato and Dominic still do pop even though I haven't heard from a lot. Rock and Roll has to be Enlightenment, and then Mariko. R&B Cassie is there but Tisha has been doing the superbowl and everything, As for hip hop, I do think Kidd has really been the only one that has done stuff but Matt Young, and WestBrook there choices as limited as they maybe"
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erich hess		#107 Posted : 03 August 2018 08:59:47(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,610 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21676 times Was thanked: 17910 time(s) in 10405 post(s)		"well anything is gross when you put it like that." erica winces,flailing her arms and tiptoeing in a circle. totally grossed out. she is surprisingly easy to gross out when using non cute terms for body parts and functions. every one knows its not called a period,its a kitty that bumped its nose. gretchen points and laughs at erica. she finds her animated disgust to be hilarious. "i dont know!" gretchen protests,hiding her face from the camera. "dont look at me. dont you look at me!" she playfully sneers at the camera. " i dont know. it just looks kinda stupid to me. i actually dont even like those kinds of games. i really only do the character because there seems to be a lot of porn of her. i figure thats what people want to see.im here to entertain." she grins,offering her hand to help chris up. if she only dressed as characters she liked,she thought people would get miffed. erica looks at the coupon and back to chris. at least it was something. so she pocketed it."you are in luck. gretch and i LOVE frozen yogurt." she says far more menacingly than anyone should ever say frozen yogurt. it was true too. gretchen was already renting a car to go get said yogurt. sure the car would cost,but look at the money they were saving on yogurt! "too dirty for elidih?" erica guffaws. she adored elidih,but she saw the video. she knew that woman was like a porn star...a very dim pornstar. "you know,tisha has just a little too much drama going on for my tastes." erica says very seriously. she more than likely wasnt. as anyone with a memory longer than a dog pecker knows erica had more than her share of drama.
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freestylechamp		#108 Posted : 18 November 2018 13:59:20(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 13/07/2013(UTC) Posts: 7,116 Thanks: 9247 times Was thanked: 6094 time(s) in 2656 post(s)		What started off as a typical Saturday night became something a whole lot more as Chris went from being good mild-mannered to Life of the party crazy and out of control. So that Halloween I wanted to pick up my costume and the thing I wanted to be most was I wanted to be a cowboy because you know chicks love cowboys. So I got on this cowboy outfit and I'm talking about everything I got the hat the spurs the chaps I'm talking everything I'm decked out in cowboy stuff. I go to this party and you know it was cool at first it wasn't a whole lot celebrities there I was really the big fish and that's a cool feeling to be when you're like the only big celebrity that's about everybody. I'm not much of a drinker and somebody said: "Since you're not much of a drinker I know just a perfect drink get you I might get you an AMF." I don't know what an AMF, friends but I was like 'you know what why not. Let's go I'm not the type of person that's going to shy away from any type of challenges and stuff like that so I had one two three for it is not even like an hour to in the party I'm like "Man, this is some bullshit I can get something better," little but I know how much is alcohol was going affect me. Here I am knocking drinks not knowing what an AMF is I try to stand up and I can't. The room is fine I can see and I can't what is wrong but my legs they just feel like someone replaced my legs with jello and I just couldn't stand on these wet noodles. Now maybe the sane me would have been 'maybe I should turn off the drinks cause mind you I have like four of these tall drinks with Rum, vodka, gin, tequila, and soda and I don't taste ANYTHING but the soda. I'm still feeling like these are like soda with a splash of liquor in it, how much liquor I don't know cause I can't taste it. Big mistake as I get more, it was like I was trying to put my liver is a shock coma. One moment I talking to this girl on the couch and chugging my drink and next minute I know I wake up on the couch costume is all messed up and a splitting headache. Most of the people are gone home or sleeping upstairs I get my costume looking right again and start to make my way for the door but I look and pass by an open bathroom I go pee whatever fluids left in me and go to wash my hands to see someone written a number on my chest and phone number.
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freestylechamp		#109 Posted : 06 February 2019 04:16:45(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 13/07/2013(UTC) Posts: 7,116 Thanks: 9247 times Was thanked: 6094 time(s) in 2656 post(s)		Chris comes in has the whole camera crew and set up like last year. I was a lot of fun having time off and working on other project and doing a lot more stuff than normal. Sarah and Jake wherein the normal spot and Chris after spending time with people that he never thought he would be big enough to meet in his life he has come as a sober mood. "Alright, let's get this on the road," Chris said as he slapped his face to get woken this morning. Chris: First show of the new year. We haven't been cancel and shows are still running, I feel like this is my job now. Jake: We were doing this for a few years and today of all days you consider this a job? Chris: You know things have happened in my life, I have done a lot of things that I never thought were possible before. I feel like I'm either getting punked or I'm about to die? I'm not trying to religious but the big man or woman or thing in the sky has a weird sense of humor so when I feel like this I think something is coming to destroy this feeling. Sarah: Chris, are you okay? Chris: Yea, I'm fine I threw my pills down the hatch. I don't need people to worry about my well being because I'm good, and we are here to talk about work, so let's do some work. Jake and Sarah: Looking worried but go along with the flow Jake: let's bring up somethings that happen while we were away Elyar Black new single Get me naked and it was received pretty well I don't feel like the feeling that people have with Adam hasn't rubbed off to Elyar. It was a good song and you should give it a listen if you haven't. Sarah: As much as want to not like it it is a good project and maybe his best work. a lot of time with Elyar he kind of lets the beat dominate the song but on this one, you have a good song and his vocal go there that makes me feel like he has grown and improved as an artist. Chris: A song you can get to the mood for and with clubbing and dates this one was a good one Elyar be happy with the work you have done. Sarah: Read Hards has been maybe the most consistent group out there Chris: What a novel concept a music group that actually puts out music!?! Listen to their songs people you won't be disappointed and these guys work hard! Jake: Read Hards they do have good music. Chris: Lastly we have Den, I never liked the whole Trance Pop or Syn pop here in the states. Not my thing I mean I don't like Hip hop that much other but I have people that ask me to review so now I'm reviewing this and it's okay. I feel indifferent about it, He also has his third album Don't Be A Pain In My Sky, if this is your tea be sure to support your boy and let him know, his new single Tick Me Off Jake: I think Sarah likes the new song right? Sarah: Tick me off was good to me I did like it. The beat is catchy and the lyrics go well it makes me want to sing along. Chris: Well we got that let's talk about the bigger stuff. Riot! Last Hoorai Chris: This is it people this is the last album of the Riot group. People are doing their own things and having lives of their owns that happens. I really don't expect them to come back together anytime soon so this is goodbye for now. Jake: This this the reason why you are low energy today. Chris: Guys I'm fine it's not like anyone is dead or anything people just need time apart Sarah: Well this is a sad time from all the fans but this last album is looking up to be the greatest one to date. from all of us here we thank the Riot! In the Boulevard for all the good music and wish everyone the best! Mouth Cashing Jake: We go from saying goodbye to saying hello to Savannah Haim she has been the talk this new year and the next breakout artist and her single Talk is Cheap has people right to assume it. Chris, you talk to some of her fans didn't you. Chris: Yea, it was dumb, but I do like Haim. She's talented and has a strong voice she is going to be a top artist sooner than later. Jake: I- sooo you now like her? Chris: I mean Haim is still a new artist so if we are going off potential than she can be as big as she can make herself. I don't dislike Haim, I never met her before and she hasn't fully gotten into the industry yet no album yet so it is still unclear what the future holds. Andrea has had a successful career too. In Fact Savannah's if she have Rapper Dick Chris: Andrea had a new song come out and well would you look at that, it's a good song talking about her experiences. her sexual tone and the music is really just her talking about her time with her rapper boyfriend that people think isn't good for her career? for some reason. Jake: Yea, songs that you forget it just Andrea and Payton doing naked wrestling turn out to be a good song that gets people in the mood who knew? Chris: >.> I knew. Sex sells, misery loves company. People want to think they aren't shit my looking at people are shittier. I may be young but I'm not dumb. Sarah: Chris? Chris: I'm fine, really. I'm in a solid state of mind. Jake: Well your right in Andrea case the song people should give it a listen. Sarah: Speaking of sex selling and Payton Suzie came out with a song too Suzie Dirty Little Things Jake: There has been a lot of songs about sex, I mean I know it is almost feb..OOOOOH I see. With a smirking smile. Sarah: What? Jake: Sarah, I'm going to be back, you guys finish up on the show. Gets up and leaves while Sarah is confused? Sarah: Ummm so yea Suzie came out with a song that was good. Chris: It was really good to play it on your special day. Let me get to the last story Weekend also drop a song. Victory go ahead and listen to that too. it's really good. The boys are back in town. Edited by user 06 February 2019 04:25:38(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified
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erich hess		#110 Posted : 06 February 2019 04:50:42(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,610 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21676 times Was thanked: 17910 time(s) in 10405 post(s)		Erich: is Chris on drugs? Im concerned, dammit. You see,it's not so simple as "oh. Im going to do drugs today." No...... You gotta commit to that lifestyle. Something to get you up,something to put you to sleep. Grabbing a god damned Minotaur by the wang isn't something for the timid. You have to grab it and growl. You have to whip your own out and compare. Daily. This trolly isn't a one and done. Chris...pull into the station,man. Pull into the station.
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freestylechamp		#111 Posted : 19 January 2021 05:42:01(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 13/07/2013(UTC) Posts: 7,116 Thanks: 9247 times Was thanked: 6094 time(s) in 2656 post(s)		The intro to D.F.J starts playing as the shows come on with a new title screen With the title screen leaving we see Chris, Sarah, and Jake sitting six feet apart in comfy red chairs. Chris: "Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Catch-Up! my name is Chris Walker, and to the left and right of me is Jake Walker and Sarah Walker." Jake and Sarah wave while looking into the cameras Chris (cont.): "While we have been doing a catch-up show for what feels like forever, we know we never had a platform this big before and maybe some people may not know who we are and what this show is about. We're on HBO, with the likes of Bill Mahar, John Oliver, Byran Gumbel, and Lebron James, so we might need to have an introduction. A catch-up on this Catch-Up show alright Tim roll the clips." We then get clips of all the things that have happened on the show since it has been around including: Monkeys in little business suits slapping on old typewriters. Chris coming into a room with a blowtorch burning hateful fan mail. Chris getting into arguments with backstage security Talking to all kinds of celebrities like Carmen, Nina, and Izzy Jake talking to the police while Chris is in a cop car. Jake has a comedic high tower of fire on an oven trying to cook Jake hiding hentai while Chris running distraction Jake getting sick at a party Sarah doing cosplay that gets more and more seductive the more pics you see Sarah blushing at one of Karoliena's outfits she made for her. Tyler eating fried chicken with Kool-Aid on the side. Tyler going in on a slice of watermelon Michael punching Chris as he was taping Tyler eat and ending it all with Evangline slow mo smile Chris puts up the censor button and smashes it on the floor the doing a victory lap: "We're here baby! Nothing can stop us now! Jake: "how did you even get those clips?!" Sarah annoyed takes a shoe off about to throw it at him: "You should be lucky that you showed this now cause just wait until we get off the air." Chris: This is the catch-up! Everyone we have a special guest and some news of the week. We panned away as Sarah chases Chris around with her shoe the shows turn to an infomercial Sarah in a business suit: 2020 has been the pits and I know a lot of people are happy to get through that year in one piece however if there is one thing that we can take solace in is the fact that a lot of things are coming into the new year. Chip, tell the people what is coming to 2021, Chip is a voice that is an announcer: "That's right Sarah, you think 2020 was bad when it was just the beginning as shit is really bout to hit the fan. Sarah looking shocked: "uh chip?" Chip: "We're talking a Global Famine since things have come to a holt poor country aren't just left to fight the virus but with planes and boats grounded, say goodbye to food and other exports that were needed to poor countries, sucks to suck. Sarah: CHIP! come on this was suppose to be a light-hearted skit, Chip: "Speaking of light-hearted I hope you people in California and Florida have insurance as floods and earthquakes are going to take you guys off the map! Congrats on getting to be a new state, Puerto Rico! as long as floods don't wipe you out like Hawaii." Sarah now panicking trying to give any good news: "Entertainment is coming back new shows are going to be nice" Chip: "Entertainment is great too bad the theater experience will be a thing of the past like payphone or pagers. You, Gen Z, have no idea what I'm talking about, and that okay Bow down to AI programs that bring birth rates to all-time lows. You really shouldn't reproduce anyway. Sarah: "Vaccines will be out soon and..." Chip cutting Sarah off: "And get ready for side effects that could bring about a zombie landscape with the collapse of society as we know it. Government officials rushing to the detriment of the people that will scar society forever." You hear some open the door and hit and beat up chip where he is and a quiet 'SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE OR YOU WON'T LIVE LONG TO SEE THE END HOW BAD THIS YEAR IS GOING TO BE' Sarah almost on the edge of tears: sniff Chip: Sooo uh the Eurovision Song Contest might come out? Sarah: Sniff and? Chip: "And uh...um the Olympics might happen?" Sarah: "And?" Chip: "Uhhh, I might get a body?" Sarah: "No you stay in that box, and learn about positive thinking." Sarah then walks away before you hear Chris yell in the background: "Who took my doom scroll" We come back to the show to see the three sitting down with Tyler on a stage with a board behind him. Chris: "Welcome back to show, right now we are going to do the hot new shit! A segment where we highlight new songs that came out last week. However, it's going to be Olympics style so if you didn't get bronze your shit was trash and shouldn't be mention. Jake: "We are going to have honorable mentions," Chris: "Down with participation ribbons, if you make music you can get your shine. Try harder. Tyler chuckles a little: "Anyway, here are three songs that coming in bronze place we have Younghood Tune it up" Snippet of Tune it Up plays as it comes on the board with a bronze medal Tyler (cont.): "At number two Paige Wesley Good Time" Snippet of Good Time plays as it comes on the board with a silver medal Tyler (cont.): "And coming in at number one Andrea featuring Payton How bout dat" Snippet of How Bout Dat plays as it comes on the board with a Gold medal Tyler (Cont.): "you want to know the most surprising thing about this? who knew Andrea was an Earl Tea kind of girl, I thought for sure she will be more of a twisted tea kind of girl. And that is the ranking for last week. Chris: "Andrea is classy I see, I bet she drinks with the pinky out and everything. Well, we have a special guest coming was on our board ladies and gentlemen Paige Wesley!" A snippet of Dirty plays as Paige comes out and sits on a couch Hello thank you for having me on your show Jake: "Paige last year was your break out year with Dirty featuring DJ hurricane, this was the first single right? what was that experience like to have your first project released and the feedback you got from it?" Paige laugh: "Yep this is my very first single. Actually, it was originally supposed to go to Tika Mays but she decided not to use it & just gave it to me so honestly, I love that single & having Mr. DJ Hurricane was amazing & the feedback I got was from everybody including Tika Mays was extremely positive so I can't take it for grant it so yeah really proud of this song" Sarah: "One of the things that keep coming up was your strong vocals when we listen to your songs. How did you develop such strong singing chops?" Paige: How do I develop well honestly I just sing & try not to go that too strong so I just wanna keep it light & strong at the same time Chris: "You have a new single out Good time off your album jumping trains. People say that it is similar to the Tika Mays Ready to Fly track, have you gotten a chance to meet with each other and work together?" Paige: "Um well actually I didn't know this song was similar to Ready To Fly by Tika Mays but it kinda different I don't know it just a song & we already did meet with each other & collaborate with Slim Money on the song called I Wanna Love You More it was actually good catchy song." Tyler: "Tell us about your debut album and what it means to you. From our intern, he liked the Limbo song what is your favorite song?" Paige: "Aww well tell your intern that I say that was so sweet. This album means so much to me it like when you going through something sometimes you have to cross the tracks & it's okay to have a good day & bad day that why I named the album "Jumping Trains". So my favorite song from my album is The Day You Left Me it such a beautiful song & I couldn't get over this melody so I felt it through my heart." Jake: "What are some of the plans that you have for this year and what type of goals you have for this year?" Paige: "To have amazing success in my career which it was already taken off so I hope I can have more success this year." Sarah: "In honor of your British roots, we have some British slang words and we want you to tell us what some of them mean and use them in a sentence for us uncultured folks." Paige: "Alright, I'm ready" Blimey? Oh so for Blimey is used to express one's surprise, excitement, or alarm. I mean for example it like Oh blimey me I didn't know you can impress me like that. Plonker? A man who sanctions sexual relationships between his girlfriend and his male friends. Oh, you such a plonker. Arse over tit? oh my god giggles um for arse over tit meaning so as to fall over in a sudden or dramatic way. Ugh, why did I have to arse over tit so bad? legless? Meaning no legs. I'm so legless collywobbles? stomach pain or queasiness. Oh no I'm having collywobbles already Running Train? Jake: "NOPE! we not doing that!" laugh Oh no please don't laugh Chris: "I'm mean the album is called jumping trains that could be the new slang for it?" Tyler: "Nope! you are just pushing it already it's our first show?" Chris: "We're on HBO, Have you seen what's on this network hell I saw more dicks on here than I do on pornhub" Paige with nervous laughter: "Um what?" Sarah sighing: "That's it for this episode, hopefully, we will be back next week," Chris: "We better not we have a contract for a full season and I want ALL my episodes HBO! you hear me!"
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freestylechamp		#112 Posted : 26 January 2021 06:12:47(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 13/07/2013(UTC) Posts: 7,116 Thanks: 9247 times Was thanked: 6094 time(s) in 2656 post(s)		The intro to D.F.J. starts playing as the shows come on with the title screen With the title screen gone Chris, Sarah, and, Jake is sitting in the red chairs this time they are on close to the set with another set close by. Chris: "Another week is in the book, and while it hasn't been that much of an eventful week last week there are still things we can look and now will be the perfect time to have a special segment on the show." Jake: "The fact that HBO actually gave you a budget for stuff outside of paying you is crazy?" Chris: "Big time, playa that's what I am. So let's start off with the news," Chris: "Now I know we aren't a political platform, I just go through the week and not talk about what happened last Wednesday when we got a new president. It was a weird four years that people are now feeling like things are getting back to normal but I just want to say as a person that did comedy, I'm going to miss number 45's antics. If I was an alien that was just watching the human race show, the last four years was like that season with Tyron and Aikya, ha first time and no cheating, you thinking that the next season is going to be lit so you join only to be bored with Jaime playing with bunny slippers and an under-aged kid drinking spiked orange juice. Like the world is never going to be the same but I think politics is better boring. Having a TV personality being the leader of the free world hits a little too close to home, so that what politics corner." Sarah: "I'm not going to miss any of it, and it is just another dumb stupid thing people did." Jake: "I'm surprised you didn't go with the memes?" Chris: "Oh did someone say memes!?" Chris: "Just goes to show that just because you are popular doesn't mean you can be president. Do you really want an old guy to have that job knowing how bad it ages people?" Jake: "I shouldn't have said anything but that baby Yoda with the mittens is cute, I'm not going to lie." Sarah: "Very but we are getting off-topic anything pop culture related besides memes of Bernie Sanders Chris: "The read hards are cooking up a cock with a BDSM fetish," Sarah: "Eww," Chris: "Read Hards I know just the Rooster for Onan the Barbarian" Jake: "Just what am I looking at!?" Chris: "Manga, Rooster Fighter, it pretty funny." Sarah shakes her head and sighs: "This is going to be one of those shows huh," Chris: "I think that is a great addition!" smiling with his arms crossed and nodding. "Slow news means we can go deep into things that chicken head is loving it." Jake: "We have music to get to so the hot new tracks for the week Tyler?" We then see Tyler in front of a board with the two singles that came out last week Tyler: "We had two tracks that came out late yesterday from returning acts looking to make a splash First is PRÓXIMO (feat. Anaísz) - 'Light It Up' This is possible be the next summer banger when we are able to get out of locked down." Snippet of Light it up plays Tyler (Contd.): "And then we have MiMi coming out of nowhere on Soundcloud," Chris: "Soundcloud Musicians, WOO!" Tyler (Contd.) Laughing: " MiMi with the track 'No One's Going Solo' They then released a whole album today so next week we can come in and get you a review of it from the intern." Chris: "And people stop buttering up the intern, his job is just listening to music, that's not praiseworthy? Sarah: "And how did you make it again??" Chris: "That intern is going places, he has the drive now he just need more dick jokes!" Sarah: "We have a special guest here," Chris: "She isn't a special guest she actually works with us, but you know being a mom, Hess stuff, band stuff, she doesn't give us much of her time. We are at the bottom of the list of things but that HBO money came in and looks who wants to be a part now," Sarah: "Shut up Chris," hitting him with a rolled-up newspaper. "Here is our new segment, karoliena Korner" title card setting your hostess with the mostest. theme song the scene fades in while girl from ipanema plays. a fire gently crackles in the mid century fireplace while people who totally arent extras mill about and pretend to be cooler than you'll ever be. the camera moves between them until it settles on karoliena. she' sitting in a wicker chair and sipping from a cup. Karoliena: oh,hi. i didnt notice you come in. i was...trying to sit here an appear natural with all my friends. there's that guy over there and those girls here. we totally know each other and do this every night. this isnt a sound stage at all. so anyway,this is my first little show. who knows if it will last? i could bomb so badly that chris and the gang ax me after this. studio audience: boos Karoliena: is that for me or for them getting rid of me? studio audience: boos even more until one guy speaks up audience guy: we're just fans of generalized booing. Karoliena: well,could you stop? if you havent noticed,touring isnt happening anymore and i dont want to go back to the dog kicking factory. studio audience: boos more intensely. Karoliena: oh stop. cool kittens out there will know what i'm referencing. anywho,this is karoliena's korner. i think later on,i may have a guest and we'll get some frisky questions in. let us not pretend to not know why we're all here. you can bring your crossword book to the orgy but nobody's buying that cover story when the fucking starts. as you can imagine,i get all sorts of messages on the internet. some want advice,some want...other things. so,i think i'll answer some of those for this first installment of karoliena's korner. Harold reloy writes: i want to try being a sub,but i cant take the missus serious when she tries getting tough with me. i know she is trying but she's more cute than threatening. help. Karoliena: excellent question. i would say give it time. is she comfortable in the role? being a dom isnt for everyone. it can be downright hard. this is the most important part. it can feel weird and silly at first. but like a lot of things in life,it requires commitment. you cant half ass this. being a dom can be a lot like being a inexperianced clown at a birthday party. it can feel weird,out of place, and unnatural,but if you commit 1000% to it,you'll have them begging for balloon animals. so if you both are into this and really want it,i think you'll be asking permission to get hard very soon. leland graff writes:right. so me and my guy were going at it the other night. and he has this lizard. i think its an iguana. it might be a bearded dragon. i am not sure. it had been awhile and things were backed up. so anyway,when that time came (pun intended) it shot right into the lizard cage and onto the lizard. i used to be really close with frankie (the lizard) but now? i cant even look him in the eye. i am so embarrassed. Karoliena: blank stare at the paper and slowly glancing to the camera. um...well,i dont know much about reptile psychology,but i dont think the lizard will remember what you did to it. if it does,i doubt it could make sense of what really happened anyway. for the lizard's health,i wouldnt make a habit out of cumming on it. i think you all will be ok in the long run. if it really bothers you,buy the lizard some crickets and apologize from the heart. also...make sure you didnt get any one the heat lamp. some things do NOT need to be cooked. ok... one more. vicky fortnum: we recently had a baby and i feel i am falling into the role of "mother" completely. i know you are a mother as well. how do you and cassie still...keep the fire burning? Karoliena: i shouldnt say this as it ruins the mystique of karoliena. but i am not a sexpot 24/7. there is like half an hour where i am not laughs . in all seriousness though, congratulations. it isnt easy. at all. to be a parent and still keep that furnace going. you have to make time for you and your partner. for the first few months,things may have to be put on the backburner for a little while. but that doesnt mean you should just extinguish the flames completely. a butt smack here, a quick but super intense kiss there. time will be precious when you arent giving 100% of yourself to that child. but for those times when its only like 89%? smack that lover's ass. the music starts to play karoliena off. Karoliena: well,that is all the time we have for today. maybe i'll do better next time. maybe i'll put something in this obviously empty cup! laughs and waves goodbye Chris: "That's all the show we have this week, join us next week where Karoliena takes over the show," Waves good bye as the show goes off the air.
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freestylechamp		#113 Posted : 06 February 2021 05:07:46(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 13/07/2013(UTC) Posts: 7,116 Thanks: 9247 times Was thanked: 6094 time(s) in 2656 post(s)		OOC: Assume that I put this out Monday instead of Friday. Karoliena's Theme song plays as her title card shows up instead of Chris's Catch Up venue for the evening. your hostess with the mostest: karoliena karoliena smacks her lips and places the wine glass on the table. she drums her nails against the stem exactly three times before speaking. Karoliena: oh,hi. i didnt hear you come in. i was drinking. i am not even sure why people wanted me back. i totally fucking bombed that debut. i guess people were scared of what would happen if i wasnt invited back. *karoliena sighs and shrugs oooooor, its true what they say: you can be dull as dishwater as long you're pretty. we'll go with the first reason though. wont we?" said menacingly as she places an electrified riding crop on the table. it produces a loud crackling arc of electricity when a spoon is near it. wont we? instantly becomes pleasant and kind. now,it'd be a total cop out if i did the same thing as last time. so i wont be taking more questions. if you want answers to those sorts of things,hit me up on twitter. until touring starts again,i have oodles of free time. honestly,i could answer most simply with: talk to your partner. mouths arent just for kissing, licking, and sucking you know. i've kind of been pigeonholed- erica hess appears on the screen erica: you're pigeon whatted?! erica disappears from the screen. karoliena: how the fuck did she do that? erica appears again erica: you're dying out here. you need a spunky sidekick. i think we both know a spunky sidekick. mmm mmm? cmon. finger guns Karoliena: go away,erica. you already are someone's sidekick. erica: what? no! nina is MY spunky sidekick. nina now appears nina: im not your bloody sidekick,love! erica:i speak first,you respond. side. kick. karoliena: enough! nina. you go. erica...i'll deal with you Wednesday.karoliena narrows her eyes and purses her lips. nina: yikes! righto erica: we were just funning. we didnt mean anything- karoliena: Wednesday. karoliena says this curtly and takes a drink of her refilled glass of wine. the picture in pictures of her friends blink off and we're back to just karoliena. right. so like i said i've been pigeonho-....typecast. i'd be letting people down if i didnt talk about sex in this segment. so lets see which songs got me in the mood . these arent in any real order. just songs that may have been on during my wifely duties with cassie. first up, silver spoons- lick my boot. while the subject matter isnt really sexy. being from belgium,i dont really get the country sort of sound. but, i've been known to tell and be told to lick a boot. so there is that. plus.cassie may or may not have told me to squeal like a pig. what? THATS what i think of when i hear country music. now on that note,we come to madison- brutal love. who doesnt love a bad girl?! i know i do. at one time,i'd say cassie was the baddest girl. i do say when we got down with this song,there was an extra little snap in those lashes from cassie. finally,we have sonny and deneil- cyber sweat first off,deneil is sexy. people give him shit for having a smaller dick,but he owns it. THAT is what drops undies,kittens. i've given sonny some views and some cash. i can respect what he does. this song though? it makes me feel dirty. like,run to confession the next morning dirty. i'm not even catholic,but after what this song inspired me to do? i may need all the help i can get to get a clean soul. so..that is it for now. if your music gets me hot,you will be featured here. so until next time,back to you in the studio. Chris: Looking visibly upset: "See this is the reason why I hardly put people on my platform, hell I should have been hired as a talent scout for all the people that I put on. Now Karoliena opening the show? And going to bump my title screen?!" Sarah laughing a little: "I'm just glad that I'm not the only female on the cast," Chris: "Nope in fact girl power is the vibe today we got the K-pop group Mi-Mi here! as the intern breaks down their album but first Tyler, Karoliena stole some of your thunder with music recap how are you going to respond?" Tyler at the whiteboard: "She is the one that does the costumes right, I'm not getting on her bad side. Do you know how much your outfits cost at full price? Shit, she can take my job as long as I get a discount. Lot of singles this week but only three can get on the board, coming in with the bronze medal Slim Money feat. Alexis Brooke Lies. Slim has really come into his own and this is his best track. Snippet of Lies plays Tyler contd: "Coming in with the silver medal Saphara Blue Fight me, First of all, God Damn," Tyler fixes himself on camera, "Saphara You can make me black and blue anytime," mouthing the words call me, Jake: "Shoot your shot, Tyler, it's not like you were on an island with a bunch of girls and struck out," Tyler not trying to remember the island experience: Ahem, "The track is hot though, I liked it," Snippet of Fight me plays Tyler Contd: Now there is a reason I wanted to put this at the gold medal spot. Lincoln light me up, I'm sure people wanted to move things around but hear me out, when it comes to success things can come at you fast and if you aren't prepared it can spend your life in a crazy way that can at worst kill you. It has been a while since we heard from Lincoln and why some might not want to look deeper and just see it as a pop song for one night stand, I would like you to listen to it again. Snippet of Lincoln's Light Me Up plays Backstage off the set One of the stagehands: "Alright ladies, as you know you going to be doing a skit on the show. You can just chill out and relax while we get everything ready, we will come to get you when we have everything ready for you. If you need anything don't bother asking?" Leaves closing the door behind him. The girls relax spreading their legs wide and lay on the table Miki lee: "Christ, these shoes hurt so bad! you think they notice?" Mae reaching between "her" breasts to pull out a carton of cigarettes, taking out one and lighting it. "Nah, our album sales are going to be crazy. People love us." take a puff and blowing out the smoke." Daena scratching "her" leg: "I got to tell you though laser hair remover after a few days is so fucking itchy." Misu smacked Daena upside the head: "Who told you to do laser dumbass, you could have just shave like the rest of us." Daena rubbing the back of her head: "And wear those long socks no thank you, I grow hair so fast I would be sweating like a pig in leggings." Mae: "God, I want a drink so bad but we have an image to uphold we can't let anyone know this is how we really are." they hear a jiggle of the door handle and they get back into position "Alright girls, we'll almost ready?" takes a sniff "is that smoke?" Daena: "Huh, no you must be imagining things, smoke? we don't smoke," Misu gives Daena a death glare before the stagehand nods and says "Alright if you need anything just call I was just checking up." then closes the door leaving again." Mae: "Nice one genius, you trying to pull a jedi mind trick." DAENA: "We could have asked for a smoking room but nooooo! we have to protect our image.
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erich hess		#114 Posted : 06 February 2021 05:52:13(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,610 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21676 times Was thanked: 17910 time(s) in 10405 post(s)		Mariko: so...is Mimi like the backstreet girls? Gretchen: how do you know what that is? Mariko: how do YOU know what that is?! The two awkwardly stare at each other. Lydia: it was weird but still better than season two of one punch man . Karoliena: sorry,ty. To preserve the summer's time black and blues experience we never offer discounts. We can get you as a certified tester but we aren't liable for Any injury you or others incur.
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freestylechamp		#115 Posted : 14 February 2021 04:39:33(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 13/07/2013(UTC) Posts: 7,116 Thanks: 9247 times Was thanked: 6094 time(s) in 2656 post(s)		The intro to D.F.J. starts playing as the shows come on with the title screen The cast is sitting in the red chairs being socially distant, you can see Chris is a smile on his face. Chris with a smirk: " Yep no guess this is my show and I'm going to do it how I want to do it." Sarah: "So insecure, people don't like that time of weak insecurities you know." Chris: "Oh really, but do that though?" Gets some of the tweets and fan mail from the show, "Ahem, we have enough sausage fest, bring out the ladies!" "Remember when this show was about boobs?" "Is this going to be a ladies' episode?" "I wish I could have been that cig carton between Mae's breast?" "Karoliena hot! Show more of her." "You need to have more women on the show," he reads the messages before throwing them in a waste basket and lighting it on fire. "I mean I get that 2020 has been a bad year but the thirst these men have like what the fuck? but that's okay I got just the solution. 2d Anime waifu-atron ten thousand." An intern comes in with a computer and large screen. Chris Continuing: "We didn't slack off on the production, you know a lot of people want to see girls, these orange Cheeto dusty, triple digits in luck and charisma but have no social skills off the tabletop having, giving anime fans a bad rap cause they are looking to isekai there way not knowing they are just a mob character at best." Jake looking confused: "Chris, calm down," Chris: "I got something for the simps though. We were cruder, more raunchy, and these simps knowing they have no shot with real women look to 2d goddesses to be their white knight in shining armor. I got something for them so this is where the 2d anime waifu-atron ten thousand comes in. Introducing our new anime waifu for you to protect. Kuroka Toya!" Jake: "You can't be serious?" Sarah: "NO! We aren't!" Tyler: You really held nothing back huh, also isn't this a popular character we don't have the rights to? Chris looks at the intern and then looks over the web: "Damn I knew Kuroka sounded familiar, but that was the intern, not me." Jake: "You got into vtubers and you want some of that sweet cash huh? Chris: "They be faking it in, Plus the gender doesn't matter their some male and female simps dropping subscription money not including tips that cost a pretty penny." Sarah: "Even still, no we aren't doing that, can we get on with the show?" Chris: "I'm going to work on our waifu you guys get the show rolling matter of fact Tyler kick us off with the singles of the week." Tyler laughs "Okay so this week we have single to get through so let's talk about the bronze medal, Keshia Love Automatic, ladies their is a lot of men in the world, if that guy is a piece of shit, move on. Chris: "Men are simple creatures," Sarah: "I don't want to hear any analogy you have about men and women, Chris: "No analogy, why do you think I'm working on 2d anime waifu-atron ten thousand, patent-pending." Snippet of Keshia Love Automatic playing Tyler: Silver medal Lincoln and Austin Nimmo Big Talk, It has been a while since Austin has put out a song and this one is about those keyboard warriors. Don't you just hate it when people can talk mad sh...." He can feel Chris looking at him and the camera pans over to Chris and he gestured to the waste basket. The camera then focuses back on Tyler as he holds back laughter. "Play the snippet." Snippet of Big Talk plays Tyler: This week gold medal goes to Stephanie Fierce Feat. Fangz Wicked, Stephanie was a worker so you know there are some singles unreleased that are going to come out and be bangers and this one is a club banger. Snippet of Wicked plays Tyler: "Did you guys see the Superbowl halftime with Stephanie was top notch. The fact that it was confined and contain means they could really go all out with the production and the fact that you could tell it was a hologram on TV meant that was a lot of money. Jake: Not doubt it was really a big show, speaking of that let's get into the news! Sarah: "It has been reported that Mi-Mi is going to be launching independent careers as When I go up was the group's final album and are partnering with Disney+ for a film on the streaming service." Chris: " That has me beg the question?" Jake: "Did you break up a k-pop group for wanting to compete with Icandy?" Chris: "No, are they going to be added into the MCU like everything else on Disney+" Finally the computer plays a ding sound. "Oh everyone shut up, the 2d anime waifu-atron ten thousand, patent-pending, is ready. Now Kuroka Toya!" Jake and Sarah both look at it "Cute," Chris with a shit-eating grin on his face.: "I know right, Me and Cam have some good genes. Alright, I'm going to look for a voice for our waifu. If anyone wants to be our mascot Let me know we will be holding auctions, don't you want to be the voice of this cute anime waifu? That's is our show we will see you guys next week."
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Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 21/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 18,252 Thanks: 6248 times Was thanked: 7557 time(s) in 3439 post(s)		Daniel: Thank you so much Tyler! We are really hesitant on releasing this one so we appreciate the love! Fangz: Damn sheeeee thicccc! No simping here bitch boy! I'll make you my bitch! Daniel: Yo chill. SMH Jennifer Rios: Thank you Tyler! We appreciate the love! - Fierce Management
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erich hess		#117 Posted : 14 February 2021 08:06:44(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,610 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21676 times Was thanked: 17910 time(s) in 10405 post(s)		Erica:aaaand theres already rule 34 art of the panda girl. Nina: is that the one involving hitler,love? theres too many rules for the internet out there for my liking. Erica:i dont think thats a rule,i think that one is a law. like the laws of physics. lydia:singing breaking the law,breaking the law. the two stare blankly at her. lydia: you guys dont know judas priest? cmon. the two continue to stare blankly at her. lydia: you two can piss up a rope. erica: no. u. nina:you should audition for the voice of the panda girl,erica. erica: fuck that. you know by next episode shes going to have her panda tits out and being spanked with bamboo. nina: yeah. exactly why you should,love. Erica: fuck you. lydia. you know...she kinda looks like you. erica: fuck you,too.
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freestylechamp		#118 Posted : 26 February 2021 14:48:26(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 13/07/2013(UTC) Posts: 7,116 Thanks: 9247 times Was thanked: 6094 time(s) in 2656 post(s)		The intro to D.F.J. starts playing as the shows come on with the title screen The anime graphic starts talking in Chris's voice: "I would start this off normally but the internet had to go and put out rule 34 on an innocent anime girl. It didn't even take a full 24 hours before she was lewded like I don't if I should be impressed, happy, or disgusted by you weebs. Anywhozies spirit animals in this piece as we are going to introduce to the voice to our waifu at the end of the show, but first we have breaking news! LAYLA SANCHEZ & JOSHUA GRIMMIE Almost got us banned on youtube. Like I would show the clips that they have been dropping but, demonetize, strike for not being safe for work. I almost felt like I have to go incognito mode just to really enjoy it..." Chris looked around before he dragged Jake's avatar out "Come on Jake, we are anime characters live a little and go through it." Chris this whispers in Jake's ear and he lights up before calming down and getting back to normal Jake now that he has calmed down begins to engage with Chris in the white background: "Also it seems like people finally remembered Ryan and Izzy was a couple back in the day, Didn't we already cover that?" Chris: "The lyrics to Controlled Substances that was leaked is like wow, who knew he was into netori. I'm not mad, it a hot tag." Jake sighs loudly "Ryan, don't listen to him, it is in the past." Chris: "Sarah, you want to see if you can get an interview with Ryan and see if he can steal you away?" Sarah is all into the avatar and isn't paying Chris any mind Chris: "Moving on, we also had the Valentine's Day thing happen last week and just to let you guys know how it was Tyler as he also talks about the ranking. Tyler Off Camera: " This is dumb, and why do I have all these tatts?" Chris: "Tyler get out here we have a show to do!?" Tyler comes out and instead of a whiteboard he is able to make things appear: "I'm going to do tiers so the good, The JOLLiES - Viva La Vida. It a nice happy song, the video came out, and I like the sprinkler dance." Tyler (Contd): "Up Next the, 'oh this is smooth', Rum - Try Forgiveness (Remix) ft. Kidd Amaze & Tyron. So we just going to be calling him by his name now? Okay, I'm just going to leave that alone." Tyler (Contd): "Finally it is the 'Welp I'm going to be peeing this in a cup,' Daniel The Freenerd - Architect. Play this with a disco ball above you and I promise you won't keep still. I'm not just sure but co-vid positive you will be in the room dancing like this. Chris: "You couldn't even sneak bottles out?" Tyler: "That's why I kept the gift bag." Chris goes quiet looking at Tyler before moving on: "Anyway I think it is time for the main star of the show to give us a voice so ladies and gentlemen Kuroka Toya new voice Toya: Hello, everyone. Thank you for drawing all kinds of art and saying what kind of voice you think I can have, I hope you continue to support me. Chris: That all for this week but tune in next week and we will have more stuff to catch up on.
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erich hess		#119 Posted : 26 February 2021 23:53:55(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,610 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21676 times Was thanked: 17910 time(s) in 10405 post(s)		Erica: where have you been, Karoliena? Karoliena: honestly,I keep forgetting it's a weekly thing until I see it air. Erica: is it because you don't have a cute anime persona? Karoliena: pfft. Fuck no. Erica: aww. It's ok,you don't have to be defensive. It's just me. Look,I'll help you out. * Does a quick search on her phone and holds it up proudly*. Erica: it's perfect! There's even the little cat that can be jack. you would totally wear that dress. Looks just like you. Karoliena: no. Gretchen: final fantasy x? Really? Erica: it's a good game! Gretchen: yeah...if you cut the main character out of it. Tidus is an annoying whiny little bitch. Karoliena: so this tidus is Erica, basically. Erica: NO. this isn't about the game,it's just finding you a cartoon character so you can fit in. Gretchen: you know...we could Photoshop the cat out and replace it with a cat girl version of Cassie... Erica: oh yes! That would be AMAZING. do it! Do it! Karoliena: she will fucking murder you.
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freestylechamp		#120 Posted : 30 March 2021 03:34:58(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 13/07/2013(UTC) Posts: 7,116 Thanks: 9247 times Was thanked: 6094 time(s) in 2656 post(s)		We come to the studio where Catch Up is presented but only interns are around looking to try and get the show running. We into a conversation between a few of them that are finally ready to get the show on the road. "God, this was so difficult I can kind of see why Chris is the way he is." "No don't justify his behavior for throwing us under the bus. You remember how it was like when we first heard about us running the show?" Tony: "FUUUUUUCK! we're running the show!? what are we going to do? Does anyone have a plan? how do we structure these things?" Maria: "What about a guest? that seems like an easy way to get over." Sam: "Everyone is already getting ready for the FCA's that we can't really get anyone." Maria: "is Karoliena coming maybe she can't host?" April: "She busy with the main show too," Curtis: "Game Over man, Game Over," Kenny slams his hand on the table. "Hey! listen we can get through this! How hard can it be, look we just go through the last episode, we see what hasn't been talked about and then we talk about that, we got entertaining takes to music and pop culture." -First run though- Thomas: "This is boring! we can't all say that person is good. I like this person, this song is good. Who would want to watch this." Leon: "We need some spice to make it more enjoyable." -Second run through- Karen: "I hate this, people are mean and going to make jokes about my name. I'm a nice person, why make me the butt of all the jokes." Chad: "Same, just because of our names we have to be the ones to do all the bad stuff, I don't want to do this." Kenny: " Alright, we have to be able to do a show, but we also need to be able to keep our jobs as well so can't just bad mouth people but we also need to make this watchable so we can work on the next show." -Seventh run through- Kenny: "This is going to have to do, I think this can work now we just need to get clips and edit them." Joe: "Uh, it been like a month so we have to make changes to the script." Kenny: "FUUUUU-" -Fourteenth run through- Kenny with bags under his eyes and a trail of coffee cups behind him. "Okay, we finally got a script that works makeup is on set and we have things we want to talk about. Let's go before I crash." The interns sit at a round table Kenny: "Alright let's work on this first thing?" Kenny: "Fellas, she is married so keep the dog-whistling respectable," Someone yells "She's Hot!" Micheal: "So Coke just wanted to do a song about her sex life. Not surprised." Sally: "Explored sexuality is a wonderful thing." Kenny hits the next slide to see the interview with Zion and the women squirm a little. Kenny sighs "Guys what did you think?" Sam: "Fruit or veggies on pizza is terrible and it's a special place in hell for people like that." Curtis: "Can you imagine Tati and Zion getting together knowing his move is the get pregnant, those babies are going to be so hot. Babies because he clearly seems like the one to not stop at one." Kenny turns the slide to RRH's album Sex with Former Lovers "Alright who did the review?" Kevin: "Solid, I don't know why people don't like him as a person but he does good music. Favorite Track Controlled Substances If this is truly about a certain popstar you talk about shocking, the album means a lot more when you see the context about the past stuff." Kevin: "Another album came out Keshia Love's Keshia is Here." Thomas: "Meh, it's alright some of it isn't all that polished but there are certain ones that I do like Here to Stay I'm more interested in Slim Money who has been featured in singles and has he own singles I curious about when is he going to have his own project." Kenny: hits the next side to see Orion's new single Remedy "Alright who listened to this? and what did you think?" Joe: "If Coke did a song about how she is looking for someone to keep up Orion did a song about someone that can ease the burden of life and someone that you can have as a partner," Christopher: "Also a lot of sex," Joe: "Yes, a LOT of sex." Kenny: "Sex sales, noted. Next single Stardom Boys." Carlos: "It's nice, I would like to see them make more singles without a feature. It a simple almost generic style but it not bad." Kenny pulls up Rolling Stone Radio Vine interview. Tiffany: "It's always interesting to get a peek into the minds of celebs and the creativity that Radio has is really up there with anyone in the business. Talks about her new works and battling the troubles that she had and the break that she went on. I would ask people to read it. Kenny: "Finally, a tour is taking place Amy Meyer's Bandages and Gauge tour and it starts today! who has tickets?"
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