He's Gonna Be My Man (lyrics by Robin Banks)
Verse 1
I got his letter the other day
that I couldn't cross the German border
I just looked the other way
Why would he give me a restraining order?
It must be his lawyer
who don't want our love to be
he probably said "you must destroy her"
and he was talking about me
Chorus
The world try to tear us apart
Break the bit that's left of my heart
But I won't make them shatter my plan
But some day they'll eat humble pie
mark my words as I cry
He's gonna be my man
Verse 2
I sent him letters when he was in prison
I had found a real pen-pal
Now I know I really miss him
since he said "don't talk to me again gal"
I wonder who tries to separate us
prison guards won't let him gimme all
it's probably jealousy that makes them hate us
they treat me like I am the criminal
Bridge
I know some day he'll listen to reason
When I walk up to him with a knife
He'll better be here at mating season
Or I'm gonna have to take his life
I Love Her (and She Likes #Metoo) (lyrics by The Bitch)
Verse1
I like to touch her butt
I like to send her DM's
on Instagram, that's the kind of guy I am
I smile when I know she'll see'em
She was hot at the job interview
that's why I hired her
and those lovely breasts that I love the best
is why I haven't fired her
Chorus
It's true that I love her
and I'll always be true
yes it's true that I love her
and she likes #Metoo
Verse 2
I whisper in her ear
when we're in the office
but as the boss I count the loss
as we don't make much profits
But why did she have to report me?
and mention me in a #metoo post
and she seemed hateful, not even grateful
for my workparty toast
Chorus
It's so that I love her
and nothing can separate we two
Yeah it's so that I love her
And she likes #Metoo
Bridge
Some day I'll make those sexual harrassment
Allegations fly away
the next fired on my page are those assholes at HR
and I'm gonna fire them some day
Chorus
And of course I love her
Her blouse is almost seethrough
Yeah of course I love her
and she likes #Metoo
Tokyo Babe (lyrics by Robin Banks)
Verse 1
She's as pretty as a Barbie
and she smells just like Wasabi
She's Japanese
She makes me at ease
And I'm thinking "oh no"
"she is wearing that Kimono"
"won't you go out with me please?"
Chorus
Tokyo babe
You're like my maid
I'll never be afraid
With my Tokyo babe
Toky Babe
Where dreams are made
and lovers get laid
With my Tokyo babe
Verse 2
She dresses in a school uniform
Like they do in porn
Even if she's twnentytwo
if it's in her profile it's true
I'd travel all the way to Asia
to marry my Geisha
We'd make Madama Butterfly 2
Date Night (lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
I invited her out for a dinner and a movie
something I hope she'll like so she'll put out
the fire that's in my heart and it will be groovy
that could water this yearlong draught
The film we saw was a romantic drama
boring as shit but it got her in the mood
and I popped some viagra I got from big Pharma
right before we were gonna eat the food
Chorus
It's Date Night
Don't forget, you can bet that I paid
It's a great night
Don't judge the book by the cover
I will tell her that I love her
but I really only want to get laid
Verse 2
We went to a really fancy restaurant
and talked about the movie we'd seen
I let her order any dish she's want
as long as I knew that she was keen
She ate chicken tenders and filet mingion
I ate cordon bleu amd jacket potatos
I kind of wondered what was going on
with the ramen noodles as she ate those
Bridge
I held her hand as I walk the streets
The date was going so well
I'd tell about how she was in the sheets
but a gentleman doesn't tell
Hotel Night (lyrics by the Bitch)
I spent a night in a hotel
and then I felt a terrible smell
A corpse had rotted in the bar
and I had to put it in my car
I took it down to the river
with no more messages to deliver
It'll be a while until I visit a hotel
Next time I'll go to a the Bates Motel
Edited by user 01 April 2019 08:09:21(UTC)
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