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#1 Posted : 28 July 2017 15:27:27(UTC)
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Location: Somewhere in Nagasaki
Crowd: Frenetic.

Narrator: Our favorite girls were smoking hot during their set and everyone showed their appreciation with their frenetic moshing and screaming. Let's hear what the girls have to say about their show:

Lili: Hi there my loves! It's our first ever show as Denim Skirt Murders and it was awesome!!!

Yuri: Yeah, uhhhh... Yeah, everyone was banging.

Keiko: Headbanging, Yuri, headbanging.

Yuri: Yeah, uhhh... That.

Bao: It was great! It was my first time with these gals and their fans accepted us with open arms!

Lili: Well, they love you because you were awesome! Gotta love those lung busting vocals.

Bao: Oh, thank you Lili!

Keiko: I was glad that the people supported us in this new direction.

Yuri: Most of them were metal-heads to uhhhhh... Begin with. They just attended our uhhh.. Uranus shows because of uhhh...

Lili: Because of our butts and tits. OMG, that was funny.

Bao: But it's true! Girls who play instruments add appeal too you know?

Keiko: You do have a point.

Yuri: Well, uhhhh... The important thing is that we, uhhhh.. brought the house down tonight.

Lili: Hell yeah! Besides, I think we're appealing to a wider audience now!

Bao: I was a fan of you girls before and that was even before you had a vocalist. Just imagine your, I mean, our impact now.

Keiko: I like your confidence.

Bao: My gosh, thank you Keiko-chan!

Yuri: Well, Bao is a great, uhhhh... Addition to our group.

Lili: Totally agree! Well, that's it for now! Catch you all laters. We love you all.

Narrator: There you have it. It seems that Denim Skirt Murders was an instant success and it seems that Bao is getting along well with the girls really well. What will happen next? Stay tuned!

Edited by user 07 August 2017 23:45:11(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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#2 Posted : 30 July 2017 09:09:45(UTC)
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Location: Somewhere in Fukuoka
Crowd: Energetic.

Narrator: Our head banging girls are at it again and this time, they wrecked havoc at the land of Yatai, also known as food stalls, Fukuoka. Let's hear what they have to say about their just completed show while hanging out in the many food stalls by the riverside:

Yuri: Goodness, this uhhhhh... Yakitori tastes so good.

Lili: It sure does! Oh, by the way, we had a freaking good time tonight!

Bao: The fans were great! The night was screaming, do the honors Keiko.

Keiko: Denim Skirt Murders!!! Yeah!

Bao: Oh yeah!

Yuri: Hmmmm... It really feels good when they, uhhhhh... the fans, uhhh... Really dig what we are doing.

Keiko: It's all about fan support, really.

Bao: Maybe it's because I was skirtless tonight?

Lili: OMG

Yuri: Well, uhhh.. about that.

Bao: Like what I've said, it's rock and roll so it's fine!

Keiko: You do have a point.

Lili: As long as they are banging their heads, it's all that matters.

Keiko: The night was a success. Moshing and staring, wooo.

Bao: Lovely!

Yuri: Musically speaking, uhhhh.. Bao's vocals filled the whole place. Girl got, uhhhh... Lungs of steel.

Bao: Oh thank you! It's the unrelenting music that also whips the crowd into a frenzy.

Lili: Everything that we do whips them up into a frenzy.

Keiko: Well, yeah.

Lili: Anyway, that's a wrap! We'll be in Kumamoto tomorrow! Hope to see you there my loves!

Yuri: Yeah. Uhhh... I'll get more Yakitori.

Keiko: Yeah, me too and some more Sake for me.

Bao: I'll try the Beef Misono.

Narrator: There you have it. Another successful and from the looks of it, calorie filled night for our favorite girls. Stay tuned for the next installment.

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#3 Posted : 31 July 2017 14:52:04(UTC)
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Location: Somewhere in Kumamoto
Crowd: Super

Narrator: The girls did an outdoor show just outside the famous Kumamoto castle and it was a blast.

Lili: You got that right Mr. Narrator! It was a blast! We blew the roof off of the place even though we played outdoors.

Yuri: Yeah. Uhhhh... Yeah. That's how metal we are.

Bao: I find it really cool that we get to perform in front of such a classic landmark.

Yuri: Yeah. Uhhh... Yeah.

Keiko: It was an honor to be given such an opportunity.

Bao: You got that right girl!

Lili: Fuck yeah! Wooooo!

Bao: You're really into throwing F-Bombs huh Lili?

Lili: OMG. I just noticed. Lol.

Keiko: Lot's of unreleased F-Bombs within her I guess.

Yuri: Lot's of unreleased, uhhhhh... Gas within me.

Lili: OMG

Keiko: That's ok Yuri. We're almost done with this review.

Bao: We better keep this one nice and sweet then.

Keiko: Absolutely.

Lili: So guys, thank you for supporting us! It was a hard rocking fucking night! You were the real heroes tonight!

Keiko: Definitely. Makes every blast beat cramps worth it.

Yuri: Yeah. Great crowd and great, uhhhhh... Music.

Bao: Thanks for making every show fucking memorable you guys!

Yuri: Yeah. Uhhhh... Can we go now?

Keiko: Yeah. We better.

Lili: Alright folks!

Bao: See you next time!

Narrator: And with that, Yuri went straight to, uhhh... Relieving herself.

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#4 Posted : 01 August 2017 21:20:56(UTC)
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Location: Somewhere in Hiroshima
Crowd: Brutal

Narrator: Our lovely girls held nothing back when they rocked everyone at attendance on their Hiroshima show.

Lili: That was amazing!

Bao: Fucking amazing indeed! I wish the cameraman caught that stage diving kid on camera.

Yuri: The one that blew his, Uhhhhhh... Zit when he hit the floor?

Keiko: Disgusting.

Bao: Not that one! The one that landed on top of that burly 120 kilo something guy?

Lili: Oh, oh, oh! The one that got body slammed on the floor?

Bao: Hell yeah! It was amazing! It was like a pro wrestling thingy. Fucking hyped!

Keiko: True, people actually wanted to see an elbow drop afterwards.

Lili: I actually thought that the slam went alongside the beat of our song.

Bao: It did. Extra impact is always nice!

Yuri: Yeah, uhhhh... Yeah. An added "ooommph" is cool.

Bao: Well, "ooomph" is always cool.

Lili: OMG

Keiko: Lili, they were talking about the "ooomph" sound effect.

Lili: Oh.. Still!

Keiko: Anyway, yeah, this show was all about pounding.

Lili: OMG

Yuri: Yeah. Uhhhh... Yeah.

Bao: Oh, I love you girls! It's great to be in this hard pounding band.

Yuri: Yeah. Uhhhh... I love what you did there.

Keiko: It's good to be pounding once in a while.

Bao: We make pounding inducing music so that is to be expected Keiko-chan.

Yuri: Yeah. Uhhhh.... sure.

Lili: I really like where this is going.

Keiko: Yes, but unfortunately, we have a flight to catch so...

Yuri: Yeah, uhhh... Bye for now.

Bao: See you at the next show!

Lili: Oh yes! We're going international now!

Bao: Ohhhhh yes.

Narrator: The girls hinted about a flight and going international. Where will the next show be? Stay tuned!

Edited by user 05 August 2017 22:47:32(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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#5 Posted : 04 August 2017 00:24:09(UTC)
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Location: Somewhere in Ho Chi Minh City
Crowd: Smoking

Narrator: After a short plane ride, our favorite girls have landed in the home town of their newest member, Bao.

Bao: Welcome to fucking Vietnam my slaves!

Lili: OMG

Bao: Was that too much?

Lili: No, it was actually kinda hot. Please continue.

Bao: Anyway, it's really great to be back here with friends and families.

Yuri: Yeah. Uhhhh... Hi friends.

Bao: Awww how cute.

Keiko: Yuri has her own charm.

Bao: That's why everyone loves her.

Lili: It's the people here that loves you.

Bao: No, they love all of us!

Yuri: As evident by the huge, uhhhh... Signs and streamers.

Bao: Can't help it, they support us here. Me being the fucking hometown girl is just a huge bonus.

Keiko: I actually agree. Pardon my confidence.

Bao: Anyway, this show will always be remembered as the show where we premiered our new song:

Keiko: Murdered With A Blue Ball.

Yuri: Yeah. Uhhhhh... Keiko did some crazy Uhhhh... Double bass stuff on that one.

Keiko: The crowd got so wild. We might consider releasing this one as the new single.

Yuri: Yeah, uhhhh... But it if it indeed becomes available.

Bao: You're cute.

Lili: She is!

Bao: Anyway, the Vietnam adventures doesn't stop there! See you on the next venues!

Narrator: That's what she said! Stay tuned to find out more about the smoking hot song that they debuted live!

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#6 Posted : 07 August 2017 23:44:04(UTC)
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Location: Somewhere in Hanoi
Crowd: Fantastic

Lili: Wooohooo! It was a sizzling set for us!

Yuri: Yeah, Uhhhhh... even though it was raining hard, uhhhh.. Outside.

Bao: Fuck that shit, we have roofs!

Lili: OMG

Keiko: So very true.

Lili: This is how real music is supposed to be performed.

Bao: Rain or shine baby, we'll fuck you all up really good.

Keiko: Yep.

Lili: OMG

Yuri: Yeah. Uhhhhh, yeah.

Bao: And speaking of real music, we're releasing another single soon!

Lili: Yup, we're pretty excited about it, really!

Bao: Being on tour, visiting different cities and countries does inspire one to become more creative.

Keiko: It's the scenery and people, I guess.

Yuri: Yeah, and the, uhhhh... The food.

Bao: We sure love the food here in Vietnam.

Keiko: It's actually pretty good!

Lili: Keiko rarely uses the exclamation point so she actually means business.

Keiko: You bet.

Lili: Anyway, you guys here at Hanoi are the best! Braving the storm just to see us in the flesh!

Bao: Fuck yeah!

Yuri: Yeah, uhhhhh... You spent your hard earned money for uhhhhh... Us.

Keiko: Thank you very much.

Bao: We still have one more show here in Vietnam before we go to our next destination!

Keiko: So yup, see you there Vietnam.

Lili: Laters my loves!

Yuri: Yeah. Uhhhhh... Let's eat.
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