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Offline Read hard  
#1 Posted : 24 April 2019 23:09:21(UTC)
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The Bitch: the idea for this album was that we were gonna make single for each band member to make. But instead it seems that Poo Peter gets all the singles. So I wrote the bside to this one. It's a messed up song for sure. I also censored Poo Peter's song because there was no way the radio was gonna play the album version. Self-censorship is our new thing.

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Sugar Sugar Daddy
(lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

Ba ba ba ba ba ba

You're young enough to be my daughter
I'm old enough to be your father
You're pretty enough to move mountains
I'm rich enough to buy you chocolate fountains
You're too young to remember Ted Danson
But old enough for to have an album by Hanson

Chorus

Sugar Sugar Daddy
Honey Honey girl
You might know that this is bad
even if it feels good honey honey girl

Verse 2

Babababababa

You're wise enough not to tell your mother
I'm dumb enough to be your lover
All you wanted was pearls and diamonds
I put them on her soles like Paul Simon
You're crazy enough to call me at midnight
And I have to pick up cause if not my kid might

Rita (lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

I met your mother at the jukebox
As she played her favorite song
But she had no way of knowing
It was you I wanted all along
A young and feisty senorita
Your name is Rita

Chorus

Oh Rita Rita
I know I'm not a cheater
And I love your mother so
Oh Rita Rita
You are my Lolita
Don't ever let your mother know

Verse 2

Your mother is a beautiful lady
She really makes me laugh
But she has no idea that
I love watching you take a bath
You and me in the two seater
I'll always remember Rita

Bridge

So now you're going off to college
I'll miss you I'll miss you
I'll come visit without your mother's knowledge
And I can't wait to kiss you
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erich hess on 25/04/2019(UTC)
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#2 Posted : 25 April 2019 01:51:59(UTC)
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Erich: one time I was doing blow with Ted danson when Olivia Newton John walked in on us. She gave us such a dirty look. This was strange as i assumed she partied too,right? But no. She goes total prude on us,talking about how we're destroying our bodies and minds. So i looked her straight in the eyes and said, "Sandy.you keep acting like that and Rizzo will sing the Sandra dee song again ." Ted and i laughed and laughed. Then came the awkward silence as we both pretended to not actually
Know anything about "grease".

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#3 Posted : 25 April 2019 02:32:34(UTC)
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Erich: one time I was doing blow with Ted danson when Olivia Newton John walked in on us. She gave us such a dirty look. This was strange as i assumed she partied too,right? But no. She goes total prude on us,talking about how we're destroying our bodies and minds. So i looked her straight in the eyes and said, "Sandy.you keep acting like that and Rizzo will sing the Sandra dee song again ." Ted and i laughed and laughed. Then came the awkward silence as we both pretended to not actually
Know anything about "grease".


Robin Banks: Fun fact: Poo Peter owns the 40th anniversary boxset of Grease, but claims he watches it for the "nudes". I saw no nudes.
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erich hess on 25/04/2019(UTC)
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#4 Posted : 25 April 2019 03:15:45(UTC)
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Erich: the spiff one that looks like a highschool yearbook?! I mean....there's anniversary editions? Maybe it's a secret menu that holds the nudes. I haven't found them. Nor have I found any footage of the Annette girl they keep mentioning in the movie. She apparently has huge boobs and is rather attractive.

Karoliena: Erich.. That's pretty obscure for someone who's never seen the movie.




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