Hi Jason Smith! Everyone says that I should say hello because you been away for a long time! Is it good to come back again?Yeah, yeah, it's great... I mean, seeing some old friends and people that I've wanted to meet for a long while. It's great to be back, heh. And the Chaos awards are always fantastic fun to be at. It should be a right laugh.
What people are you looking forward to seeing the most?Well, you've got Scott and stuff who I'll probably be sitting with and who is still one of my best mates, so him... just in general, I'm very excited.
Is there anyone you don't want to talk to here?I wouldn't say that there's anyone I wouldn't want to talk to... there are people who I should probably try and avoid otherwise I'll end up either being the receiving end of assumptions or it'll be extremely awkward. I won't name any people in particular.
Why did you run away? Did your mom get angry with you? My mom gets angry with me, and so I had to run away to England.I ran away because I'm a nutjob, basically. I saw the ghost of my dead brother and chased it into a forest where I lived rough for a few months. Just your normal, everyday stuff. One day I'll be able to explain it fully, I promise.
A ghostie? OMG if I saw a ghostie I would just die straight away. I'm scared now!No, no, don't be, it's just that I'm mental. As far as I'm aware, ghosts don't actually exist... or do they? I guess I'll never find out for real.
Is everything better now? Everyone wants to know if you are going to be staying around this time.Everything seems better, yeah... I'm back on me meds, I'm off all of the narcotics and stuff, I feel... invigorated and free. I will certainly be staying around, I've, like, got a kid now... it'd be unfair to abandon them again. Unfair on Lucas and Katie.
Why? Is Katie your friend. What does Lucas got to do with you running away?Ummmm... well... on Big Brother, me and Katie, uh... Lucas is my son, basically, that's all you need to know. But yeah, me and Katie are still cool, somehow. I know that I wouldn't be if I was in her position.
Will you be doing some new songs and stuff?You betcha. I have literally hundreds of new songs ready to be recorded, although most of them will probably be left on a scrapheap... at the moment, I'm recording some folktronica stuff for an album that should be released towards the latter end of the year. It's really emotional, stream-of-consciousness music. Although most of it is written about my mental problems and about the passing of my best friend, I want it to be as accessible to everyone as possible. I have some Mind songs as well, but that's going to be EXTREMELY different from the usual Mind music. Unbelievably different.
I heard some songs from your band before this show, and it made my ears go owww. Why do you do it so loud? Does it not make your ears sore too?Haha... yeah, it does. It's not for anyone, so to say. I don't know how the hell we became so big when we were making woe-is-me angsty death metal that automatically gives everyone within 5 metres of it tinnitus. Not complaining though. It did make me ears sore a bit though, yeah. In fact, it's probably what caused me to become so fucking crazy.
Didn't you used to have big hair? That was funny! How come you lost it? You looked like a big koala and I thought it was nice!Heh... yeah, it was nice. It sorta got in the way though, if you know what I mean. Plus, it always got caught in things. For example, I was hoovering up once and I leaned over and... use your imagination. I think I enjoy having shorter hair more.
You got married to that angry girl didn't you?Yes, Cassie. Yes, I did.
But she didn't run away...so how come you still stayed married?Sigh... it's a very, very long story, although, I would like to put this out there, nothing was her fault. I don't wanna be a dick, but I'd prefer not to discuss my marriage right now. Sorry.
Are you still gonna be married with her?Ummmmm... I'm not really... I don't really think that's likely.
Didn't you come here with that funny France girl tonight? I know her from Big Brother and she is funny! Can I go talk to her later?Of course you can! Be careful though, Maddie can be a little... eccentric, at times. But she's brilliant, one of the funniest, friendliest, happiest people you could ever hope to meet. She can be a bit scary at times, when she's angry or horny, but otherwise, she's just someone that you always wanna be around.
Will you be winning any of the prizes tonight? I asked and they said there was no book tokens for the winners. When I won awards in school there was always book tokens for the winners.Nah, I'm not nominated for anything. Usually I'd be pissed off, but I didn't put myself forward for anything, so that's alright... ummmm... I'm pretty sure there's no book tokens. I could, like, check that for you, but I wouldn't get your hopes up... you get a nice trophy though, so that's pretty cool.
Oh ok. What are you doing after the show?Ummm, I, uh, think that, uh, ummmm... I just don't think I'm quite ready to sorta, like, put myself out there yet... heh... if you don't mind, I'll just...
Oh nooooo I didn't mean like that. I meant like are you going to go to the movies or to see if you can go bowling or something?OOOOOOH... oh right... thank god... uhhhh, I don't really know yet. We'll see. I'll probably just meander about and see what mischief I can get into to cause public outrage such as usual, hehe.
Ok. Do you have anything else you wanna say to the people on the TV and stuff?I love you all. Bye bye. See you soon.
