Chaos Awards VIII: The Official Performers


Here's me that one time the police wanted to shoot me at the Oscars

[i]Hello there, Chaos fan. Welcome along to the latest instalment of Chaos Awards VIII announcements with myself, Scott Rose-Hilton. We have some people and bands and other humans nominated for awards, thanks to the votes from our lovely judging panel of hopefully impartial and mostly sane experts. However, we're not ready to give you that list just yet. Only myself and the lady wife know who's on it for now. Tonight I wanted to let you all know about another massive part of the show - the artists who will be making your evening as fun and entertaining as possible with their performances. We've had some memorable performances over the years from the likes of Stephanie Fierce, Kato, Ryan Ross Hernandez, Katie Coyle, and even my good self. So who will be looking to live up to those box office moments this time out? Cast thine eyes a little lower and you shall see. (ooc: Think we managed to include everyone who wanted in. If I missed you let me know).


Juneau are going to bring their crazy hamster balling antics to the Chaos Awards

Opening up the evening on the stage will be newcomers and first time Chaos Awards attendees Juneau, who have had quite a buzz about them lately and have really made a name for themselves. Their album should be released by then as well, so be sure not to miss them. Following on from Chicago's finest will be another newcomer, and one of the hottest new names in the hip hop game. Get yourselves ready for what is sure to be an absolutely killer performance from Kidd Amaze!


It's best for business! Besides, two of them are my buddies. Spoiler - it's the one at the front and the one next to him with the shaved head.

Riiiight, so onto the second half of the show. After we've all nipped off for a toilet break (forgive me, I'm getting old) and a glass of wine (the wife), we'll dispense with the new acts and bring in some of the veterans. First of these will be a band that has hit the Chaos stage more often than any other - this will be their third appearance at the show. They're talented, they're adorable...It's only bloody Synco! Following on from the ladies, we'll take a little bit of an urban turn once again and welcome back another friend of Chaos. A man who has also graced our stage before in Dominic Brown, who will precede a former band mate of mine, MattY, an actual true veteran of the music industry, even at the tender age of 4....or whatever he is.


Isabel will bring all of the glitz and glamour of her stage show to the Chaos Awards headline slot.

And then we move onto the big guns - the ones that will headline the evening and get social media buzzing like hell. Wasp hell. First up....right this one will be a surprise to basically anyone who knows me, but in the words of one great authority figure, having them play at the show is definitely what is best for business. Twitter, please control your vaginas, because making their return to the Chaos Awards will be.....Weekend! And finally, bringing what I am sure will be a wonderful night to an even more wonderful close, will be a lady who has made herself into one of the world's biggest stars in recent times and now she reaches the true pinnacle of headlining the Chaos Awards. She's following in the footsteps of her da... boyfriend (that was a joke, btw) in headlining the event - it's Isabel Merjos!