*Name, age, profession"My name is Vara Fucking Gallo. I'm twenty-four years old, which is probably a lot older than anybody else in the house - ugh. And I'm the Italian Queen of Electronica."
*Highlight of career/most controversial moment - anything that highlights why you're a big name in the industry"My biggest accomplishment I would say is my last album,
Lover's Eyes, which I wrote entirely about a parallel between Alice in Wonderland and my own past drug addiction. But you want something controversial, darling? I don't deal in the controversial. I deal in the real. And the real is that sometimes bitches come after me - like that Yasmine freak who threw a book through a window at me while we were on tour together, and made me have to go to the hospital to get stitches. She went to jail, by the way. Fucking bitch.
The real is that men and women find me attractive, and if I'm very public with my affection to them, then everybody else just needs to get over that. Like, this one time Mariko Kobayashi and I were getting pretty frisky with each other in a bar in Tokyo. Those men are still talking about it, I'm sure. Who wouldn't?"
*What made you decide to enter BB?"I'm not stupid, I know that Big Brother is where all the fun goes down. I know some people have had bad experiences with it, but that's probably just because they're weak-willed to deal with the same people for that long, that close together. I'm definitely not a pussy. I can handle anything this house throws at me, I promise."
*What do you hope to gain from this experience?"Gain? Darling, I'm not doing this for me. I'm doing this for the entertainment of the public. They have something to gain from this. Not me."
*Describe what you do on a daily basis/hobbies & interests"I usually wake up around one or two in the afternoon, and then I start getting ready to go out that night. I enjoy spending time with my friends - drinking with them, partying with them, fooling around with them. If somebody can't handle their drink, then they can't handle me. I'm excited to see what kind of booze they'll have in the house. And I hope somebody brings some... you know, puff puff. That'll be fucking awesome."
*Talk about your personality"Again, I'm not stupid. I know that most people think I'm a bitch. You think that I care? Fuck no. I'm energetic, I'm funny, and I'm fucking hot. Women are jealous of me, and men love me. It's just a true fact. If other women actually stopped to get to know me, they'd see that I'm a really nice person, but I do unto others as they do unto me. If you're going to act like a twat, then you're going to get treated like one. Just don't be a bitch. Just don't be a fucking bitch."
*Talk about what type of person you'd like to see in the house/don't want to see in the house"Man, I just want somebody actually fun to be in the house. There have been so many boring people in the past few seasons, they just want to sit around and smoke all day. I'll smoke, darling, but I have other interests than that. I don't know why people sign up to be on this show if they're not going to be social. That's just fucking stupid. Like, yeah. People have sex in the Big Brother house. People get drunk in the Big Brother house. People get a little crazy in the Big Brother house. If you can't handle that, then get out! I just hope nobody is going to be a pussy this season.
And if you start bringing out the bitch in me, then that's your fault, not mine. If you don't want to get into a fight with me, then don't start anything. I don't want to fight anybody, but I will if they start it. But, again, I don't want to fight with anybody. So I hope nobody in the house is going to be some confrontational psycho."
*What makes you a good contestant?"I'm the perfect contestant, darling. I'm loud, I'm social, and I'm attractive. People want to watch people like me on television. Nobody wants to watch some ugly, quiet mousy chick. That's boring as hell. Nobody is going to be bored when I'm on their TV screen, I can promise you that."
