"whew, i hope,elly. i have high hopes placed on me. its kind of a family tradition to be on this show. none of us have won yet. but.." she squeals and crosses her fingers. she wasnt exactly competitive,but it would be nice to be the first of the hesses to win. "you a big wine drinker,elly?" jayne asks,swirling her glass like she knew what she was doing.


jayne looks appalled when mercedes asks her question. "um....nobody swaffed..at least to my knowledge." jayne says with a guilty tone to her voice, she then lifts her feet as if she is checking the bottoms for dog doo

Mercedes laughs and nods in agreement with Scratch. "To be honest I could hide it behind anything in here. It's all healthy and rubbish...what have I got to do to get a doner kebab around here? Honestly." She reaches in and places the bottle at the back of the fridge, covering it with ready made packets of salad. When Scratch and Jayne explain that it was just a conversation that was taking place and that nobody actually did that in the house she sighs with relief and looks around. "Thank God. Funnily enough, the rules in some reality shows state that you're not allowed to masturbate but you can have sex if you want to. That's their logic."

jayne nods slightly. she didnt exceptionally like admitting her connection,as it felt like name dropping. " yup. you know how erich hess adopted dustyn after he was already an adult? my dad did the same with erich." jayne takes another drink. this one goes down much easier. "im not really much of a drinker,period. two of these and ill be singing achey breaky heart in the pool" she cracks up.


jayne is oddly relieved about the masturbation rule. she tended to follow rules and wasnt about to do....that. here in the house. "boo,mercedes. they should allow conjugal visits."

jayne raises her eyebrow. "oh?" she asks quizzically. she wasnt up on the ins and outs of her fellow hesses exploits. until recently,she kept separate from them all." who is your brother? is he that austin kid? i can kind of see a resemblance." jayne says,squinting and turning her head.

Scratch sits down and watches as Mercedes goes through the shelves in the fridge, looking less and less impressed with everything she lifts up. "I bet the folk behind the cameras love that we ate all the good stuff already," he says with a laugh, silently worrying just a little about the week, even though he can't imagine CBB would let them die. "Hopefully we can all survive till then," he laughs. "Do you reckon they'll do those challenges where we can end up losing all our budget as well?" he asks her. For some weird reason he saw Mercedes as the expert on CBB, and he had no idea why. She kind of just seemed calm about it all and it made him feel like they were safe with her around. "Hey I'm happy to get wrecked all the time," he laughs aloud, before she mentions tits and takes him by surprise. "Their rule isn't working though. 24 hours I've been here and seen no tits yet," he jokes. "I did get up early this morning though so no one would stare at my knob when I showered though, innit?" he laughs.

Chris walked in at the right time with people talking about lack of food and a lot of booze. He couldn't agree more with scratch though he thought this place would be a lot more free, in reality it just felt like a summer camp for grow ups. "Really I don't have a problem with any of that since I'm like the least famous person on this show, I know how to make instant noodles taste like you in a 5 star China Town Shop." Cooking may not of been his thing but he knew how to make the basic stuff: noodles, PB&J, Grilled Cheese. "There suppose to be games on here I remember seeing the master and servant thing on here last year I hope it isn't something like "We know this was suppose to be for fancy now we are going to send you to the hard streets of west Africa or the middle east."

jayne looks more and more eager at the run down of the house supplies. "i love cheese slices and instant noodles! i would like to see some oranges in there,but we cant have everything,right?" she says optimistically. she didnt want people getting down about the food situation. "i can whip us up some goooood instant noodles,mercedes." she takes another drink of wine and refills her glass.

"you must not have been in the right spot,scratch.i saw two boobs today. they were my own.but ,hey boobs are boobs,right?" she giggles loudly. her light tolerance of alcohol coming into play. " i am a little pissed off that they didnt tell us that we would be on display when showering." jayne pouts a bit. she really wasnt keen on being nude for everyone to see. but she didnt want to smell bad either.

"oh" jayne says again. she knew enough of being associated with infamous characters as to not liken elyar to his brother. "oh yeah. i seem to remember something about him." jayne doesnt elaborate. it would be like saying she was a crazy nut just because erich was.

"Well, hey, if we're giving them what they want then you never know....we may end up getting a few favours from them then, eh?" he says with an optimistic wink towards Mercedes. "There's a point. If you had to eat someone in here for nutrition....who would you off first?" he laughs. Scratch was really enjoying his time here so far. He seemed to click really well with a few people and he felt comfortable laughing and joking with them, which he totally loved. "Oh, Christ, now you're totally going to make me paranoid. What if someone is on a secret mission? God I hope it's not me. I'd like to know if was doing one," he jokes with her. "Hmmmmmm, you do have a point there. So plenty of people apparently saw my knob then...jesus. I learn something new about this place all the time. Ironic that you lot are the only ones who've not seen it and you're the ones I live with," he laughs. "Nah, I have to say, I like to get properly clean and I can't do that when I'm wearing shorts," he laughs. "Wait...who was masturbating in the shower?"

Scratch looks towards Chris and nods to him. "Sounds good, my man. YOu can whip up some expert quick meals for us then when the going gets tough, like the damn saviour of the house, innit?" he laughs, before Jayne talks about seeing boobs. He laughs again and applauds her. "Boom, Jayne Wriggle, you win. First person in here to see tits already and it's only been a day," he winks. "I agree, really. Bitches should have told us people were going to need to see our sexy parts before we got here," he jokes.

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jayne gives elyar a smile. "good,cause if you were...i couldnt take you. or could i?" she ask,before hopping around alike Muhammad ali. "you neeeeeevvvveeeer knoooow" she adds spookily.

jayne bows deeply to scratch. " it was a tough job,but someone had to do it. though..i guess all the people out in tv land saw them too. at least until the glass fogged up."

Elyar shrugs, "it depends what you mean by you couldn't take me Jayne?", he then giggles at her when the wine starts affecting her.