"Hayden would've probably popped up out of nowhere and tried to throw you across the room. Can you believe that fool threw a chair at me once!! I still haven't got his ass back but I heard he's gonna be at the GOLDIE'S. He better watch his back, I'm going for the gold once I egt there. I bet that's why they keep delaying it. Pussies." She says this to Mariko with a laughable look of determination on her face. "Billy, if this is your subtle, I'm making it my life goal to be around you when you're at your just letting it all hang out. When Billy actually gives her his phone, she lights in awe, kind of like the how the suitcase glowed when Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta opened it. "You just gave me your phone, legally I am the owner of this baby for the next 30 minutes, you have no choice but to be exposed and severely judged she said with a laugh. Nina started with the lightweight stuff, taking full advantage of his account and tweeting her favorite sex terms fresh from urban dictionary.

"She must be your first." Anniken laughs at Zaire. "I told myself the same thing with Aire but wooooow did she make sure that would never be a possibility." She takes one last picture and steps away from the babies. "Soon as I get these bad boys developed I got youu!" She said, waving her 40 year old camera around to the beat of the music, despite the fact that it looked like it could break at any minute.

"Aww I try!" Miki says in response to Jaime's compliment. When Naomi screams out that Nicole is somewhere getting plowed by her husband, Misu looks around in confusion. "Dentistry? Dementia? Is she okay??" She says in her heavy Korean accent. The other girls burst into laughter, before explaining what she means in Korean. "OOOOOOHH!!" Misu exclaims her eyes widening as she blushes. "Nicole and Miki are so lucky, I haven't had a D, P, or W X Y Z in literal yeaaaars. What have they even done to deserve it???" Mae asks the heavens. Miki looks at her and flips her hair. "It's not my fault my ex life is booming and that yours doesn't exist." Mae looks hurt by the words that she knows are true. "What about you, Misu? You never tell us any of your hoe stories." Dae Na asks Misu. "Funny, EVERY STORY YOU TELL IS HOE STORY." She says in broken English. The girls gasp as Miki busts into laughter. "Defensive much?? She's with one of the fine ones in that new Latino group!" Misu shushes Miki. "You have a big mouth!"

Nina shook her head at Billy. "My crazy days might be behind me but unless you take it up notch and stab yourself in the skull right here right now, nothing you do will set me off my shit." She laughs, making it the first time she's joked about one of her exes stabbing themselves in front of her. "Right, I will leave the wife and kids out of this one." She says, already giggling as she scrolled through his phone's darkest secrets. "Okay but the fact that I see 1 man 1 jar in your history more than once makes me feel like I need to add Dr. Philip to your contacts like did you really go back and watch that shit AGAIN??" She laughs. "I fell for it the first time but I love myself enough to not rewatch it, what you doing??" She looks up from the phone and sees Billy tugging at his thong. "I dare you. I triple dog dare you. I will pay you big money to adulterate this party. I just want to see what Anniken will do. She turns into one of those Parents TV Council twats when she's around kids and I haven't had my daily laugh yet." If Billy were to look up, he'd see Anniken giving him dirty, "I'll put the fear of god in you" kind of Christian looks from across the room.

"S-m-h, I guess you're just not about that life." She says with a laugh. "Unimpressed to be honest. Go hard and stab yourself in the skull or go home." Nina closes her eyes and rebukes the image out of her mind. "Where did he go wrong?? I don't know was it the glass, was it the jar, was it the FOUL IDEA FROM THE BEGINNING?? I promise there are other methods. When you have a good bottle of lube, you are entitled to go crazy. but just love yourself and leave the jars alone." It felt almost as if she was reciting the poem, the way she softly spoke the words. Breaking into a full on laughing session, Nina clapped in respect the minute he dropped his thong. "I want to be you when I grow up! You're even the perfect size!" She said, reaching in her shirt and taking out crumpled up bills. She's sure there were some big bills in there but she didn't even mind because he truly deserved it. Anniken came flying over, only giving herself a second to gasp. "When you come in here with nothing but a thong on you have ONE job!!!" She screamed, trying to block the view of his shlong. "It's not a party until somebody whips their dick out, Anniken! Let loose!" Nina says, still cackling in the corner. Anniken shakes her head in shame.