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Jakey: I've been offered some strange shit too. I found a crazy little club a few cities back, which had an even smaller back room. I got invited in, and it was just people doing smack and having an orgy. I was suitably surprised, to say the least :P |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: I've been offered some strange shit too. I found a crazy little club a few cities back, which had an even smaller back room. I got invited in, and it was just people doing smack and having an orgy. I was suitably surprised, to say the least :P Davey:Jimmy would've jumped in like a scene kid in a mosh pit. Jimmy:Smack orgy oh lord, reminds me of our tour in San Fran in 03 |
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The Nimrods wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: I've been offered some strange shit too. I found a crazy little club a few cities back, which had an even smaller back room. I got invited in, and it was just people doing smack and having an orgy. I was suitably surprised, to say the least :P Davey:Jimmy would've jumped in like a scene kid in a mosh pit. Jimmy:Smack orgy oh lord, reminds me of our tour in San Fran in 03 Jakey: I just backed away slowly, haha. Don't want that dirt on my name! |
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old.gregg wrote:The Nimrods wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: I've been offered some strange shit too. I found a crazy little club a few cities back, which had an even smaller back room. I got invited in, and it was just people doing smack and having an orgy. I was suitably surprised, to say the least :P Davey:Jimmy would've jumped in like a scene kid in a mosh pit. Jimmy:Smack orgy oh lord, reminds me of our tour in San Fran in 03 Jakey: I just backed away slowly, haha. Don't want that dirt on my name! Jimmy:Haha,we stopped caring about press a while ago, hence the nakedness |
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JC: I'm not worried about the press, I'm worried about Raven, haha. |
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old.gregg wrote:JC: I'm not worried about the press, I'm worried about Raven, haha. Jimmy:I'm afraid one of these days Bikki's gonna kick my ass and leave me :( kinda sucks |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:I'm afraid one of these days Bikki's gonna kick my ass and leave me :( kinda sucks Sophy : I'm surprised she hasn't already .... you know what she's like about drugs. Joshy : Dunno why the girls complain. Pot's way weaker than the amount of cigarettes Bikki used to pollute herself with. Lukey : And ipecac might as well be illegal it's so hard to find, and it can kill you if you drink it pure, like Raven did. |
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bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:I'm afraid one of these days Bikki's gonna kick my ass and leave me :( kinda sucks Sophy : I'm surprised she hasn't already .... you know what she's like about drugs. Joshy : Dunno why the girls complain. Pot's way weaker than the amount of cigarettes Bikki used to pollute herself with. Lukey : And ipecac might as well be illegal it's so hard to find, and it can kill you if you drink it pure, like Raven did. Jimmy:I agree Joshy, I might switch teams ;) |
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Jakey: yeh, good point Bro. I guess she's just not into my drug use, I just hope she never says 'drugs or me'. So, shall we make our way over to the tour bus? Lukey, Joshy, you're coming with me in the helicopter, it'll only take a couple of minutes! |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: yeh, good point Bro. I guess she's just not into my drug use, I just hope she never says 'drugs or me'. So, shall we make our way over to the tour bus? Lukey, Joshy, you're coming with me in the helicopter, it'll only take a couple of minutes! Jimmy takes off all of Joshy's clothesJimmy:Now it's party time! |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: You guys coming then..? Joshy : Let's get on our way! YAY :D |
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bikz wrote:Sophy : Lucas! One minute. Work business.
She pulls Lukey down the hallway and up against the wall, where Jakey is far out of earshot.
Sophy : I'm guessing I'm not invited, you bring your camera. Get some more on the Jakey and Regan story. Pretend you're just innocently taking pictures.
Lukey : Why should I go chasing my brother up when I'm meant to be going to a bus party and having a good time?
Sophy : This story pays better than any other. If you get even one piece of proof, you'll be rolling in it, and nobody'll know it's you.
Lukey : Not worth it. I have morals, and I told you, put your top on, or at least wear a bra that you aren't falling out of, it's gross.
Lukey walks away.
Sophy : I need to get to him! Jonathan: *happens to hear while passing by in fit of rage* *cools down a bit when he hears* I'm pissed and i need to make somebody unhappy! I'll do it!
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F47 walk in.
Katie : Are we really meeting about the album? Because we NEED to get that out. We've passed TWO release dates, and NOTHING!
James : Calm down Katie. I think we all need a nice sit down, don't you?
Katie : I'm still seething about you being hungover.
James : A guy's gotta drink.
Mikki : A girl's gotta drink too! Our flat is back to stinking, we can't afford a cleaner and we can't pay the bills or the rent. I agree with Katie - we need to get the album out DAMMIT! We need to get a new place.
Katie : Well, if the three inhabitants of your flat weren't so afraid to get on their hands and knees and clean the place themselves ....
James : And if said inhabitants didn't spend so much on shoes ....
Roxy : SHOES ARE A BASIC HUMAN RIGHT!
Joshy and Mikki nod, fiercely, in agreement.
Roxy : Anyway, we need to get Joshy out. He's down about something, but won't say what. |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey walks into the Dirty Bastard, and sees F47 sitting at a table
JC: Mind if I join? James : Not at all, come sit down man. Katie : You're very welcome! (: Mikki : Hi! ;) Mikki flutters her eyelashes. Roxy kicks her under the table.Roxy : Hey, nice to see you. Ignore the whore. Joshy's feeling a bit down - I'm sure you'll be good for him. Joshy : Hi .... Joshy is too nervous to jump on him as usual, but can't help but smile at Jakey. After all, this is Jakey Comatose. |
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bikz wrote:James : Not at all, come sit down man.
Katie : You're very welcome! (:
Mikki : Hi! ;)
Mikki flutters her eyelashes. Roxy kicks her under the table.
Roxy : Hey, nice to see you. Ignore the whore. Joshy's feeling a bit down - I'm sure you'll be good for him.
Joshy : Hi ....
Joshy is too nervous to jump on him as usual, but can't help but smile at Jakey. After all, this is Jakey Comatose. JC: He is? Awh that sucks man. Jakey sits next to Joshy at the table.JC: What are we all up to then? |
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old.gregg wrote:JC: He is? Awh that sucks man.
Jakey sits next to Joshy at the table.
JC: What are we all up to then? RF : Not much. Just having a night out. A night away from the flat. KK : I'm trying to make this lot get their arses in gear, we need to get the album out, we've missed two release dates! Isn't that right? JK : Relax, babe! We're in no hurry, right Joshy? MM : Yes we are! WE NEED A NEW HOUSE! Don't we, Joshy? JF : Erm .... yes!? Joshy isn't quite listening to the conversation - he wasn't, really, to start with, but even less so now Jakey is here. |
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bikz wrote:old.gregg wrote:JC: He is? Awh that sucks man.
Jakey sits next to Joshy at the table.
JC: What are we all up to then? RF : Not much. Just having a night out. A night away from the flat. KK : I'm trying to make this lot get their arses in gear, we need to get the album out, we've missed two release dates! Isn't that right? JK : Relax, babe! We're in no hurry, right Joshy? MM : Yes we are! WE NEED A NEW HOUSE! Don't we, Joshy? JF : Erm .... yes!? Joshy isn't quite listening to the conversation - he wasn't, really, to start with, but even less so now Jakey is here. Cottagecheese[Testing]: Fuck it! You guys need a helicopter! *laughs* If you need a producer, look no further, by the way. For the album, that is. |
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