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St. Jimmy: *sleeping on a couch*
Greg: *comes downstairs and wakes up Jimmy*
St. Jimmy: What time is it?
Greg: 2 pm.
St. Jimmy: HOLY SHIT! How I could I sleep here?!
Greg: I guess you got drunk last night.
St. Jimmy: Are you serious?
Greg: I don't know, when I went upstairs you were sober...
St. Jimmy: Where's Leslie?
Greg: No idea.
St. Jimmy: I feel awful...the last time I felt this way was when I took too many pills to sleep. *look at the other people on the bar* Oh, hi guys... |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy: Ok then. It's just weird because now people think you're getting a sex change or something and it's weird Bikki : I didn't mean to creep people out, it'll be years before any surgical change happens, if it does at all. I don't want it to be a big deal, just fade into who I am. Rayne : This is - really weird. Bikki. Our Bikki .... a man. Jimmy : It's not like it's the first time. You know Kash? I was shocked when I found out what "she" was hiding! :P Rayne : Kash? Stop taking the piss, man, she's given birth to three kids. Jimmy : Damn, should have picked another name. Hi Greg, hi - third Jimmy in here. Edited by user 15 March 2009 04:06:29(UTC)
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St. Jimmy: Hi and bye. I think I have to go, my girlfriend must be very worried with me *staggers out of the bar*
Greg: Hello guys. Has anyone seen Kaethe or a tall blond woman? I'm looking for both. |
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Jimmy : I'll give the mashmistress a call if you want, she'll come over - and there's a tall blonde over there .... *points at Kate*
Kate : What you pointing at us for?
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Greg: Oh, no. I'm talking about other tall blonde. Meh, she'll come over sooner or later.
I'd love if you could call Kaethe, we didn't have much chance to talk last night. You know, one of the best things about Kaethe is that if you invite her to dine at your house, you know exactly what to cook *laughs* |
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*Kaethe and Modi walk in*
Kaethe : Guten Tag! Danke for driving, Blunty!
Modi : No problem. (:
Jimmy : Hey Ketz. Hello Modi!
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Jimmy: I'm gonna go to the bathroom *leaves* |
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Jimmy : .... but your breasts are down there.
Modi : Bikki, PLEASE don't turn into something like him.
Bikki : I'm not turning into anything! I think Jimmy - not you, Bishop - might have left ....
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Jimmy: *comes back from the bathroom* Hi, anyone want a drink? |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
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bikz wrote:*Kaethe and Modi walk in*
Kaethe : Guten Tag! Danke for driving, Blunty!
Modi : No problem. (:
Jimmy : Hey Ketz. Hello Modi!
Modi : My face is up here, Jimmy .... Greg: Kaethe, how are you? I...was...thinking...would...you...like...to have dinner...with me? *whispers to himself* Damn, that was hard. Edited by user 15 March 2009 04:39:10(UTC)
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Jimmy: Bartender gimme a beer or 2 or 8 |
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Raphaela wrote:Greg: Kaethe, how are you? I...was...thinking...would...you...like...to have dinner...with me? *whispers to himself* Damn, that was hard. Kaethe : Sure, ja? I like to! :D |
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Greg: Great! Here's my address, and all. *writes something on a paper and gives to Kaethe* Would you like to drink anything? Hey, bartender, bring me a Fanta and whatever this woman wants. |
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Jimmy: *after 8 beers and 4 shots of vodka passes out* |
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Greg: Hey dude *shakes Jimmy* Are you ok? |
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Bikki : JIMMY! *runs over to him* SOMEONE CALL 999!
Jimmy : He'll be OK, he'll wake up fine.
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Jimmy: *starts twitching and spitting up water and then blood*
Davey: *hears all the noise and comes down stairs naked* What's all the racket. *Stares at Jimmy* Heroin overdose. |
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Greg: *not sure if he's more surprised about the overdose or about Davey naked* But I read he went to rehab and was clean! *grabs phone and calls an ambulence* |
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Rayne : Gotcha. *calls direct line for Bedlam drug addiction service*
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Davey: something stressful must have happened to Jimmy today causing him to relapse. |
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