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Stacey and Tim are both now in a room upstairs.
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Jason: BASHTADS... wait, Eric... I think... we must be the chosen ones, I mean... why would they leave us? We must go and save them! Follow me!
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Eric: We must find the ring and cast it into Mount Doom! Only then will the robots be destroyed!
Trips on his own foot about halfway down the stairs, and finally makes it up again after a minute.
Eric: Dude, we got a problem. I think the stairs are evil. |
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Jason: They're against us! QUUUUUICK!
Kicks open Staceys and Tims door, makingn his fingers into a pretend gun. |
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Laurelles1 wrote:Jason: They're against us! QUUUUUICK!
Kicks open Staceys and Tims door, makingn his fingers into a pretend gun. Stacey is standing there fully naked.Stacey: Oh hey guys, where you gonna put those fingers? |
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Jason: Uhhhh... Eric, come and see this. |
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Eric: OH MY GOD!! Stacey, the robots stole your clothes! Quick, we have to find them! They could be... uhm... uh... Jason, how'd you do that? Your hand looks like a gun. I wish I had morphing powers like that.. |
Kid Anything- Indie/Britpop/Shoegaze; influenced by Sigur Ros, XXYYXX, Kanye West, Blur, Oasis (Bringing together an eclectic group of influences, Ulysses' songs are sung with carefree abandon by Nick Junk) Kurt Ulysses - Songwriter, Guitarist, Backup Vocalist Nick Junk - Vocals, Mojo Infinite- Alternative/Experimental Rock; influenced by Muse, Radiohead, and The Beatles (Known best for their experimental music and their frontman's eccentric behavior, the band disbanded after Eric Quillington's death to pursue solo careers or, in Matt Robert's case, peace of mind. Infinite released four albums over the course of their career; Blue Nebula, Midnight Skies, Insomnia, and Dancing about Architecture.) Eric Quillington (Deceased) - Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar, Piano, Primary Lyricist Matt Roberts - Bass Greg Oldson - Drums, Backup Vocals, Secondary Lyricist Amelia Florentine - Keyboards, Piano, Lyricist, Backup Vocals "When asked 'how do you write?' I invariably answer, 'one word at a time', and this answer is invariably dismissed. But that's all it is. It sounds too simple to be true, but consider the Great Wall of China, if you will: one stone at a time, man. That's all. One stone at a time. But I've read you can see that motherfucker from space without a telescope." - Stephen King |
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Jason: Ha ha ha, lesser mortal. You are not wise to the morphing-thingy ways yet. Rather than robots... do you think... she may be naked by her own will? |
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C4AJoh wrote:Stacey and Tim are both now in a room upstairs.
Stacey: So do you wanna fuck in the Jacuzzi, On the Balcony, in the Bed or other? Looks and laughs at Eric and Jason as they burst in the room.Tim: So guys can you, uh, leave us alone now. We promise the machines didn't get us or anything. Looks back at a stunningly beautiful StaceyTim: And to answer your question, how about all of the above. |
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For several seconds, Eric ponders what Jason just said.
Eric: Is... is that even possible? Maybe the clothes are poisonous, and we have to take them off? God, first the stairs, now my own shirt. We can't trust anything anymore... |
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TheCDs wrote:C4AJoh wrote:Stacey and Tim are both now in a room upstairs.
Stacey: So do you wanna fuck in the Jacuzzi, On the Balcony, in the Bed or other? Looks and laughs at Eric and Jason as they burst in the room.Tim: So guys can you, uh, leave us alone now. We promise the machines didn't get us or anything. Looks back at a stunningly beautiful StaceyTim: And to answer your question, how about all of the above. Stacey: (*Smiles) If you think your up for it then fuck yeah. Let's get going. |
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Jason: Wait... something tells me you two aren't in danger at all... but in fact... are up to the sexings! We are not needed here, Eric, we must continue with our merriments. Unless... TIM, YOU BASHTAAAAD! YOU'VE KIDNAPPED STA-
He falls to the ground drunkenly.
Jason: Gaaah! Eric, they've got me! |
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C4AJoh wrote:TheCDs wrote:C4AJoh wrote:Stacey and Tim are both now in a room upstairs.
Stacey: So do you wanna fuck in the Jacuzzi, On the Balcony, in the Bed or other? Looks and laughs at Eric and Jason as they burst in the room.Tim: So guys can you, uh, leave us alone now. We promise the machines didn't get us or anything. Looks back at a stunningly beautiful StaceyTim: And to answer your question, how about all of the above. Stacey: (*Smiles) If you think your up for it then fuck yeah. Let's get going. Tim: I think I can handle it, but we should at least get these guys into the hallway first. |
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TheCDs wrote:C4AJoh wrote:TheCDs wrote:C4AJoh wrote:Stacey and Tim are both now in a room upstairs.
Stacey: So do you wanna fuck in the Jacuzzi, On the Balcony, in the Bed or other? Looks and laughs at Eric and Jason as they burst in the room.Tim: So guys can you, uh, leave us alone now. We promise the machines didn't get us or anything. Looks back at a stunningly beautiful StaceyTim: And to answer your question, how about all of the above. Stacey: (*Smiles) If you think your up for it then fuck yeah. Let's get going. Tim: I think I can handle it, but we should at least get these guys into the hallway first. Stacey: I guess so, Your strong I'll let you move them into the hallway and I'll get started in the Jacuzzi. |
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Eric: Sex? Why... why didn't I think of that. Of course, maybe the machines just planned for them to have sex, so that they could create the... robot messiah? But, that would require a virgin mother, right? Stacey's not a...
His rant is interupted when he sees Jason fall to the floor
Eric: JASON, NO! If you die, there'll never be a sequel to Shattered.... what's the second word? Anyways, I cannot allow that!
In an attempt to 'save' Jason, Eric drags him out of the room by his feet. |
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Whilst being carried out, he mumbles incomprehensibly about "It's fairytale, you bashtaaaaad..." and then passes out again. |
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C4AJoh wrote:TheCDs wrote:C4AJoh wrote:TheCDs wrote:C4AJoh wrote:Stacey and Tim are both now in a room upstairs.
Stacey: So do you wanna fuck in the Jacuzzi, On the Balcony, in the Bed or other? Looks and laughs at Eric and Jason as they burst in the room.Tim: So guys can you, uh, leave us alone now. We promise the machines didn't get us or anything. Looks back at a stunningly beautiful StaceyTim: And to answer your question, how about all of the above. Stacey: (*Smiles) If you think your up for it then fuck yeah. Let's get going. Tim: I think I can handle it, but we should at least get these guys into the hallway first. Stacey: I guess so, Your strong I'll let you move them into the hallway and I'll get started in the Jacuzzi. Tim: I'll be there as quick as I can. Begins to help Eric drag Jason into the hallwayTim: Alright guys, I need you to give me and Stacey some privacy now. Besides I heard the communist machines are trying to stop the bartender from serving any more alcohol so maybe you should go back to the bar. After checking to make sure they aren't going to need medical help Tim rushes back into the room and closes the door. The click of the lock is all that is heard.Tim: Alright, now where were we? Edited by user 14 September 2010 05:43:51(UTC)
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TheCDs wrote:C4AJoh wrote:TheCDs wrote:C4AJoh wrote:TheCDs wrote:C4AJoh wrote:Stacey and Tim are both now in a room upstairs.
Stacey: So do you wanna fuck in the Jacuzzi, On the Balcony, in the Bed or other? Looks and laughs at Eric and Jason as they burst in the room.Tim: So guys can you, uh, leave us alone now. We promise the machines didn't get us or anything. Looks back at a stunningly beautiful StaceyTim: And to answer your question, how about all of the above. Stacey: (*Smiles) If you think your up for it then fuck yeah. Let's get going. Tim: I think I can handle it, but we should at least get these guys into the hallway first. Stacey: I guess so, Your strong I'll let you move them into the hallway and I'll get started in the Jacuzzi. Tim: I'll be there as quick as I can. Begins to help Eric drag Jason into the hallwayTim: Alright guys, I need you to give me and Stacey some privacy now. Besides I heard the communist machines are trying to stop the bartender from serving any more alcohol so maybe you should go back to the bar. After checking to make sure they aren't going to need medical help Tim rushes back into the room and closes the door. The click of the lock is all that is heard.Tim: Alright, now where were we? Stacey: Well I'm all ready, I think we were about to fuck. Get over here. |
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C4AJoh wrote:TheCDs wrote:C4AJoh wrote:TheCDs wrote:C4AJoh wrote:TheCDs wrote:C4AJoh wrote:Stacey and Tim are both now in a room upstairs.
Stacey: So do you wanna fuck in the Jacuzzi, On the Balcony, in the Bed or other? Looks and laughs at Eric and Jason as they burst in the room.Tim: So guys can you, uh, leave us alone now. We promise the machines didn't get us or anything. Looks back at a stunningly beautiful StaceyTim: And to answer your question, how about all of the above. Stacey: (*Smiles) If you think your up for it then fuck yeah. Let's get going. Tim: I think I can handle it, but we should at least get these guys into the hallway first. Stacey: I guess so, Your strong I'll let you move them into the hallway and I'll get started in the Jacuzzi. Tim: I'll be there as quick as I can. Begins to help Eric drag Jason into the hallwayTim: Alright guys, I need you to give me and Stacey some privacy now. Besides I heard the communist machines are trying to stop the bartender from serving any more alcohol so maybe you should go back to the bar. After checking to make sure they aren't going to need medical help Tim rushes back into the room and closes the door. The click of the lock is all that is heard.Tim: Alright, now where were we? Stacey: Well I'm all ready, I think we were about to fuck. Get over here. OOC: I imagine at this point everything should remain behind closed doors. |
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Eric lies against the wall, next to the unconscious Jason. After several seconds, he begins poking him.
Eric: Hey, bud? You there? We... uh... I think we lost the battle. |
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