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Rachel is sitting at the bar, downing shots of vodka. A man walks in, and takes the stool next to her. Rachel notices that he is pretty damn good-looking, and smiles at him. Rachel : Hi! I'm Rachel. What's your name? He wonders whether he should tell her - but doesn't recognise this girl from anywhere, so considers it safe. Billy : Erm .... Billy. Rachel : May I buy you a drink, erm .... Billy? He laughs, despite everything. Billy : No, I have money. Rachel : Bet I have more. My mum's the richest person in the world, you know! If this is meant to be flirting, she's not doing very well, he thinks. Ah well, she seems nice. Billy : No, it's fine. One beer please! Rachel : So, what you in for? I'm taking yet another night off my boyfriend. Billy : Aww, what's up? She likes that he's feeling sorry for her, she doesn't get that often. Rachel : Chris, that's my man - I repeat, MY man - he's absolutely OBSESSED with this girl Gemma. She thinks she's so cool because she thinks she's so damn pretty, she's fucked guys in high places, she thinks she can sing when she just sucks - and Chris is totally enamoured by the stupid bitch. Gemma Ferns can curl up and die for all I care. Hang on. That's a name he recognises. Billy clams up and says nothing. Rachel pauses for breath and continues. Rachel : Hey, didn't I see you at the Birdies, not the last one but the one before? I can't remember who you are exactly, but I'm sure I did. I used to be in Moronic Changeling, heard of us? Billy : I don't think so. He leaves, having only sipped his beer. He has heard of Moronic Changeling, but doesn't want to make a big deal. Outside, he makes a promise to himself to avoid this pub, before driving off to find a safer one. Rachel : Pth. Freak. |