Eilidh is in the kitchen, baking and singing. There is flour all over the place and she has dough on her face. She sings loudly and happily as she mixes something in a bowl.

Eilidh looks up and smiles warmly.

"Hi Mr Erich! I'm making some brownies cos I got a bit bored."

Eilidh smiles and moves over a little.

"Sure, you can help me. I like pie too. What is your favourite pie kind Mister Erich?"

Eilidh thinks.

"I like apple pie. But you know, when I was in school, all the girls used to ask me if I liked cream pie and then laugh. Do you know why they were laughing?"

erich:*eyes dart around in a vain attempt to look away from her* uh.yeah....but maybe it means something different in the usa.*laughs nervously* so,apple pie,huh? that is some good stuff.

erich:uh...i really shouldnt. its .....dirty.

erich:*holds her shoulders to keep her from hopping anymore* ok ok ok. *looks around to see if anyone else is around to hear,or help. he then inhales deeply* ok..i assume you know the mechanics of sex,right? well with the cream pie.... the,uh..male's..er product doesnt end up inside the female's...uh area. it ends up on the outside of the *clears throat* area. you know,it'd be easier if i just showed you...on the internet! on the internet of course,not here,with the you and me.*blushes 53 shades of red*

erich:see? told you it was dirty. *smirks* so i guess all the "eeeews" and "yucks" mean you do not like cream pie?

erich is doubled over,laughing at her foot stomping.he eventually has to use a cabinet to steady himself

erich: i really couldn't say why miss eilidh. i can only tell you the "how its done" part.*wipes a tear from his eye* whew.

erich:*instantly stops laughing* the hell? .....urine?!?! you think this is about pee?! ew. somethings even i dont do. and pee is one of them. no the substance in question is....*cringes* sperm.