Erich is strolling through a park. He is whistling the Monty python theme while finishing the last of his blunt. "Hi there,pigeon." He says to a very confused squirrel. The squirrel replies by shaking its tail. " don't worry,your secret is safe with me." He winks to the rodent.

Ooc: never a worry. I got hours of free time.

Erich snubs out the blunt and waves the smoke away when he sees a woman and child drawing near. He is a scoundrel,but he does attempt to have some class. As she draws near he can't help but feel he knows her. The kid is a new addition,but the girl? Very familiar. " um,pardon me...but were ever on a season of big brother? The clean season,not the decadent ones!" He adds quickly. Praying to bongo the god of gravity that this doesn't sound like a cheesy pick up line.

"Miss Bianca! I thought it was you,but wasnt totally sure. I didnt want to call your name and be wrong. I can't handle that sort of social shame" erich grins. Happy to see Bianca again. He looks At Bianca and the baby. "I don't remember you having one of those. He is adorable. You watching him for someone?"

Erich smiles at the little boy.up until recently,he never payed attention to kids. But with impending fatherhood,he notices them more. " beautiful. I feel sorry for the father,that baby is all you." Erich laughs warmly. Wanting to reach out and touch the child's hand,but doesn't dare. " luca...he looks like a luca. A family name?"

Erich grins at the child and back to Bianca. " you guys do great work. He is perfect. He could be a gerber baby." He chuckles when luca hides his face. " yeah,little guy. I have that effect on people." Erich finally has to spill th beans. " I'll be having one of my own soon. Can't wait." He says proudly.

Erich chuckles. "If I was half as evil as I proclaim to be...." He grins,remembering big brother with Bianca. After that show,Erich's infamy became more honorary than actual. " so how old is the little guy? 5? 6? " erich asks,displaying how terrible he is at guessing ages. He nods enthusiastically. " yup my wife is a few months along and doing great.. Is it...hard? The whole baby thing?" He nods towards luca.

Erich runs a hand through his hair. " I had such a good time with you and miss Greene. I meant to stay in touch..but,life just gets in the way. I imagine you would have knocked the shit out of me,if I tried anything with you!" Erich laughs. " 1,huh? That seems more plausible. I'm terrible with ages. Hell,I think you could be anywhere from 18 to.....25." Erich puts his hands behind his head." I'm married to the one,the only Ada Von wannemaker! So far she seems to not have any of the cravings or any of that." Erich pauses for a moment before asking carefully. " I take that to mean you....went it alone?...sorry if it is a personal question." He adds softly.

Erich politely looks away as she adjusts her shirt. " 20! That's why I didn't try anything with you,you're just a baby." Erich says with a laugh. "Ten years older on a bad morning?! You party hard,miss Bianca!" Erich hums a typical club song. " Ada is a sweetheart....and only 2 years older than you...maybe I don't mind the babies!" Erich smirks. "Oh yes,you have the huge family. Did they want to break the guy's legs for leaving you high and dry? Yup, I can see it being worth it,no matter the circumstance." He smiles at luca.

"babies having babies.on the next geraldo!" erich chuckles. "babies are like meth?!" erich says panicked.his eyes grow large and he looks at luca with new respect. "i accidentally snorted it once. ugh. it made angel dust seem like sunday dinner." he shakes his head at the bad memory and grins. everyone loves a good meth vs angel dust story. "i can imagine you had quite a discussion on your hands,informing everyone you were with child. i was scared when ada told her father,i thought for sure he was going to come kill me. its good the guy is still around,it'd be a shame to never meet such a wonderful baby." erich says with a smile,really warming up to the idea of being around kids. "they pee on you?! what vile little things! dont they realize the hours of labor a woman has to go through to bring them into the world?! no appreciation i tells ya. kids today." he folds his arms dramatically.

erich has the look of confidence,the confidence of a man who has no idea what he is in for. "i think i am ready for it,you know? i've been reading up on it,and watching things on the youtube....some were awkward to watch,like the breastfeeding ones. i felt so..ugh. i mean,i know thats what their purpose is..but its werid to watch." erich shudders. "sunday dinner sounds fun at the moretti household! normal dinner,or discussing pregnancy? that sounds like a hoot.." he closes his eyes and dreams of the perfect alfredo sauce which probably populates the moretti table. "...wait...who poops during delivery? the baby or mom?" erich asks amazed. he and ada are close,but he has never seen her on the toilet,and doesnt plan to.ever.