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"No, no I'm not bulking up to fight. I could kick anyone's butt anyway! No, I just want to feel more...curvaceous." Dustyn blushes and giggles at the compliments, still haven't lost that innocent charm just yet. "Well at least someone is complimentary about my size." Dustyn glares over at Billy and scowls at him, looking more like a kitten that needs to sneeze rather than anything threatening.
Billy just laughs and calls back, "Those aren't pecs, those at tits! Porky!" Billy just loves being a dick. Obviously he's kidding but his words can seem cruel.
"They are pecs!!" Dustyn lifts up his shirt and he does look a lot more...beefy...but it is very toned and healthy, not flabby. "Erich, tell him it's pectoral muscles!" he whines, grabbing Erich's hand and placing it right on his left pec and...nipple.
Riley smiles back at Erich warmly despite looking like death. He's always had such a sunny, positive demeanour and this really shouldn't be happening to such a wonderful person. When Erich jokes about not seeing his willy, he has to think for a moment and look around the room. "Eh...well Billy gets it out most hours of the day, Oscar has a...movie, you're very close with Dustyn and Scott usually gets it out after a few drinks so...yeah, I think I am the only one, mate." Even though it's a rather odd conversation, Riley is more than happy to converse, being such a people person.
"You haven't seen his wee-wee yet?" Dustyn chimes in. "Oh you should. It's remarkable. It's really thick...like super thick...it's called "The Chub". I don't know what he feeds it." As Dustyn rambles on, trying to sell Riley's penis like he's on a home shopping network, Riley keeps trying to butt in, red-faced, but Dustyn continues. "Good 8 inches too, I'd say. Although he does have phimosis, which..."
"ANYWAY!" Bilal cuts in, saving Riley from further embarrassment. He knows how Dustyn can get when he starts rambling. "I believe Erich came bearing gifts. As the ethnic minority here, I have first dibs. Object and you're a racist homophobe." Billy doesn't even sound like he's joking. He'll literally do or say anything to be the one in control. Billy takes the entire bag and holds it up to the light. "How much should I take if I want a decent trip but nothing that'll leave me too scarred for the rest of the night?"
"Yep, Mr Grimmie..." Oscar nods and chuckles at Erich's reaction. Joshua certainly is a character alright. His name tends to evoke reactions such like this. "Speaking of Joshua, one of us have to sit down and talk with him on Wednesday. Arranging a meeting regarding damage control over the uh....the umm....leak..." Even mild mannered Oscar snickers at the joke. All the boys giggle but fall silent, not one of them wanting to take the meeting.
After a few seconds, Billy pipes up, "Oh...go on then. I'll do it. I could do with a laugh." |
WEEKEND: BILLY • DUSTYN • OSCAR • RILEY • SCOTT PUBLIC WARNING: BEAU • CARTER LEE • JAKE • MYLES • ZANDER THE STAT NERDS: BRIAN • CHRISTOPHER THE ZONE: BLAKE • CHRIS • JASON • LIAM
JOSHUA GRIMMIE • LINCOLN • LAYLA • MERCEDES • MICHELLE GREEN ANDREA • DENEIL • CHICAGO NOBODY • BLOOM • SONNY • VICTORIA BLACK REUBEN • ELLIE-GRACE SUMMERS • ALFIE SUMMERS • MICAH DELISLE JAMIE JACKSON • KONSTANTIN • FAYETTE • SAYYID |