Sam opens his wallet to reveal a rainbow of colours - 5$ bills are blue, 10$ purple, 20$ green and 50$ red. "I believe you american's call this 'monopoly money'. We call it 'The Canadian Dollar"

karoliena stifles a laugh.

erich:god dammit.leave canada alone.they are a fine,fine country. sure they had some misteps,nickleback,zap rowsdower,and bryan adams come to mind.but they are a fine strong people. look at acts of hate.they will punch a bull moose then fuck it. thats how canada really rolls.

"I feel like most of my interaction with Canadians besides Acts of Hate have been with Newfies."

Tony: Goddamn newfies, they give us canadians a bad name!
Neil: Yeah, FUCK NEWFOUNDLAND! It's not even that new, it's like, totally the oldest part of canada.

Sam belched loudly. "Uh, the docks. Polson Pier. We got a show in like....half an hour."

Sam grunts and rises. "We can make it. Let's get back on the road."

erich pulls his goggles down over his eyes and makes his way to the van,chomping peyote as he goes.

erich:we'll make it,god dammit. never underestimate the power of a determined hess and a van full of canadians,one brit.a suisse,and a bad ass detroit drummer and and a southern gentleman. when will get there or die trying.


karoliena and nina are very drunk and high and sorta tumble into the van.

erich:lets go. these god damn bastards are going to force us into slave labour at a new foundland water treatment plant if we dont beat cheeks. *he offers peyote buttons to all.*

Castor takes the peyote. "Oh no! NOT THE NEW FOUNDLAND WATER TREATMENT PLANT!"

Castor buckled his seatbelt quickly, slightly afraid for his life. He leaned over to Nina. "He does know that Dolly's tits are fake, right...?" He whispered.

nina whispers back to castor, "nooooo.love. the truth would destroy him. as far as he knows,elvis invented fire and dolly's tits are real.


erich puts the van in gear and floors it. the van drifts corners like a sports car. erich is surprisingly adept at driving while under peyote's influence,like gilles panizzi sort of adept. the van makes it the the venue with time to spre.


erich:you see,when you belt slap a monkey,there are just certain things that cannot be taken away from you. we will show these bastards what it means to have a money back,no questions asked guarantee. rock that shit like gerald ford was still in the white house.