Tony groaned and opened his eyes. As soon as he realized Chloe was next to him, he grinned and laid back down. Today he was going to sleep in.

chloe wraps her arms and legs around tony in her sleep.


erich:*looking at them* is she always so umm.dingie?

nina: yup. sad isnt it,love?

erich: yeah. it isnt even a cute sort of obliviousness .

nina: *teasing erich* like the chickie you spent all that time with on big brother?

erich: hey,you leave my buddy alone.

nina: oh,i love her too.you should see the crazy shit she says on twitter. shes a sweetie. chloe....is not.

erich: uh,you wouldnt know her.

nina: oh yes you do, castor! she goes by redgreene on twitter. erich and her were the final two on last seasons big brother. erich totally wanted her too.


erich:*turning red* no i didnt!

nina: isnt she adorable? well,she wasnt knocked up then,but i'll give a guess how she got that way.*nods towards erich.*


erich: nina,stop it. you'll have castor thinking thats true.

nina: *giggles* yeah,thats right.mr big bad "erich fucking hess" was fucking teddy bear there,love. a silly little girl was too much for him to take.

erich: ok,castor..you're a man of the world,right? could you look ediliah in the eyes and explain the mechanics of a "cream pie"?

erich: it was so fucking awkward,she was a virgin to boot..i bet it was a hoot to watch though.

nina: oh it was love. erica and i laughed for a half hour straight. * mocks erich's voice* uh.its....er where what is usually on the inside is outside..of you. here,let me just show you....ON THE INTERNET,NOT WITH ME AND YOU AND THE THING. *nina cracks up and hitting the vans wall with her hand.* erich went from jerry lee lew to just jerry lewis in an instant!


erich:....it wasnt that funny.

nina: *playing with her phone* oh here the clip is on yutoober,note the utter panic in his face.

erich: *fumes,but starts giggling* ok it WAS pretty funny.

nina's laughter awakens chloe.

chloe: hey guys did i miss anything good?

chloe:whew. good.i would just die if i missed something. this is fun,right? nina never wants to hang out with me. isnt tony great? i think he really likes me. OH MY GOD,we should totally double date with you and nina

nina: *whispering* shutthefuckupjustshutthefuckuphyisshenotshuttingthefuckup

nina notices chloe pissing off her castor.

nina: erich,love. will the van start?

erich: it should. its over sixty years old,so nothing is certain.

nina: i may have left the radio on last night.i hope i didnt kill the battery.could you check? plleeeease?

chloe: that would suck to be stuck out here.its icky.

erich :*sighs* ok nina. just because you're you.*starts the van*

nina :*opens the door and shoves chloe out* now,drive!

erich: i am not leaving chloe out there!

nina: drive,or i'll tell erica you assfucked chloe. castor will back me up. castor,what did you see after the show last night,right in this very van?

chloe is pounding on the van and screaming.

nina:erich,do it. or else.

erich:...sorry tony. chloe is on the list.

the van starts rolling down the street..

Tony jumps out of the moving van and runs to Chloe. The movement rouses the rest of the band and Rob looks out the window. "Uh...why are we dumping tony naked in the middle of the canadian wilderness?"