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seemingly an eternity later erich's mind returns from the hoary underworld and takes it's place in his skull.he has a vague memory of piloting a schooner down a canadian road,something happening between ada and him that wasnt good....and...nothing. at the moment, erich hurts in places he never knew he had.when his eyes finally decide to follow the instructions to open,erich see the familiar bars of a jail cell. "fuck!" erich says quietly. "i dont know what it is about canada and jails..." erich says to anyone listening. erich takes a deep breath and flags down a passing guard.he is ready to make his phone call.
his heart tells him to call ada,but he doesnt have her number.he considers calling erica,but she is in japan.so,he calls the most logical person....teresa at studio60's legal dept.
*on the phone*
erich:teresa?
teresa:*sighs* yes,erich.
erich:um...it happened again.
teresa: yeah,we already know.it made cnn,you dumb fuck. lets see,we have dui,possession of an illegal weapon,a string of traffic violations,resisting arrest,leaving the scene of accident,evading police.....you get the idea.it's a miracle you didnt kill someone!
erich:shit....
teresa:shit is right. there is a wonderful video on youtube,if you get internet access in there..they are talking deportation, erich.
erich:...is there anything you can do?
teresa:it's already taken care of. they were just letting you sleep. i tried getting them to get another prisoner to roundly violate you,but the pussies wouldnt do it. *a very annoyed sigh* you know,erich. my job was easy before we signed you. i came in,drank some coffee and went home. that was it.i like drinking coffee and going home,erich.i dont like having to deal with pissed off canadians screaming for your blood! when you are on your fucking boat,do all the drugs you want.fuck it,mainline heroin,i dont care. but when you are on the road,tone it the fuck down! *she hangs up.*
an hour or so later,erich is looking at the battered,yet still serviceable hearse.teresa was pissed off,but she was damn good at her job. erich pries the door of the hearse open,and heads towards saskatoon. if he is lucky,he'll be able to find ada. saskatoon isnt that big,right? |
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