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Offline niggajones  
#741 Posted : 18 December 2012 10:15:51(UTC)
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Sam smiles and blows his nose. "Maybe you could fill in for me. How're your death growls, Erich?"
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#742 Posted : 18 December 2012 10:18:12(UTC)
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erich shakes his head. " very much alive,mr fischer.i dont know how you do that for an entire set. my throat would be in tatters after one song....though if it comes to that...i do know someone." erich says with a raised eyebrow.
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#743 Posted : 18 December 2012 10:21:32(UTC)
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Sam grins and takes another sip of his coffee. "Really? And who would that be?"
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#744 Posted : 18 December 2012 10:25:25(UTC)
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erich smiles slowly,as if he revealing the secret to life itself. "karoliena." he says with a nod. "she can totally do it. that archenemy girl has nothing on her."
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#745 Posted : 18 December 2012 10:30:37(UTC)
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Sam almost chokes on his coffee. "Seriously? Wow...I wouldn't have guessed..." he says, wiping the dribbles of coffee from the corners of his mouth.
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#746 Posted : 18 December 2012 10:33:34(UTC)
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erich nods. "yeah. she's pretty amazing when it comes to her vocals....also her bass playing,and song writing... god damn talented people." erich says with a mock scowl.
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#747 Posted : 18 December 2012 10:36:24(UTC)
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"Hmm.." Sam says. "Maybe we'll get her to do guest vocals on our next album. I think I'll be okay to go on tonight...I might puke in between songs, but every rockstar does that, right?"
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#748 Posted : 18 December 2012 10:38:11(UTC)
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"i know i have...in between songs,during songs,before songs.i should really stop trying to keep up with shane mcgowan's legacy." erich says with a chuckle.
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#749 Posted : 18 December 2012 10:49:11(UTC)
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Sam smiles. "I'll just try not to pull a GG Allin and puke on myself...or shit myself...or rape and beat somebody from the audience."
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#750 Posted : 18 December 2012 10:52:26(UTC)
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erich shrugs."well,i cant ANYMORE. i'm a married man and the father of a cat. dietrich can be very judgmental when it comes to fondling members of the audience....and shitting outside of a kitty box."
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#751 Posted : 18 December 2012 10:54:23(UTC)
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Neil walks into the room, holding Dietrich in his arms. "SAM! LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CAT! CAN WE KEEP HIM?" he yells with delight.
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#752 Posted : 18 December 2012 10:57:26(UTC)
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"deitrich...ATTACK!" erich cries out."faster pussy cat,faster! kill kill!"

deitrich just sits there.looking pudgy and content being held.
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#753 Posted : 18 December 2012 11:03:55(UTC)
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Neil sits down and rubs Dietrich's belly. "Sam! We need to have a side project where dietrich does vocals - it'll be called Felinus!" Sam takes another sip of his coffee and shakes his head.
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#754 Posted : 18 December 2012 11:09:35(UTC)
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erich pours a glass of coffee,then promptly pours it in the sink. he then pours scotch in the glass and starts drinking it. "ah,my favorite kind of coffee!" he sits back down. " i bet deitrich would be all like the guy from rammstein if he could talk."
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#755 Posted : 18 December 2012 11:15:41(UTC)
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Sam laughs, "well, he IS german.." and starts to take a sip of his coffee when the bus brakes suddenly, causing him to spill coffee all over himself. "Shit!" he yells, and Rob pokes his head around from the cockpit (ooc: teehee) and laughs. "We're here - good ol' Quebec. Home of poutine...and Neil.." he says, and Neil looks out the window, grinning. "Ah! Enfin, je suis à la maison!" he says, and gets up. Sam wipes coffee off his shirt and looks at Erich. "Oh yeah, as if Neil wasn't weird enough, he's french Canadian....explains how he can eat so much poutine."
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#756 Posted : 18 December 2012 11:24:17(UTC)
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"i can picture him singing "morgenstern"" he looks at deitrich who just rolls over and goes to sleep. erich narrows his eyes at neil. "i'm watching your frenchie. we saved your bacon in dubya dubya 2." after neil speaks french erich changes his tune. "uh,im totally married....but that...that was pretty hot,neil!" erich rolls with laughter.



oocc:cockpit...he he he. i'd love to open a gaybar with that name. we had one on southbeach called "gaydar" which i thought was funny. also,i'd kill for some poutine right now.it sound so good.
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#757 Posted : 18 December 2012 11:34:30(UTC)
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"Je t'aime, monsieur hess, mais notre amour n'est pas censé être." says Neil, and Sam only shakes his head. "He speaks better french than english. Jeez."

ooc: i don't know if you can get it in the states, but new york fries in canada sells a butter chicken poutine. it's quite...interesting.
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#758 Posted : 18 December 2012 11:42:59(UTC)
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ooc:not here in south florida.we dont get anything good. miami is not how they make it out to be on tv...well,maybe if you were lindsey lohahn or something it might be. also,thanks to google translate. ha ha ha!



erich shakes his head,not understanding a word of french. "sorry,neil. ada would kill me if i fucked another woman..or at least cut my....thing off. i imagine another man falls under that same umbrella..i will smoke out and share some poutine with you,though."
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#759 Posted : 18 December 2012 11:48:30(UTC)
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"Meh. Fair enough," Neil says, and continues playing with Dietrich. Sam opens a package of halls and takes three. "I'm gonna have to kick this cold's ass before the show starts. I need oranges! Lemons! Limes! All the citrus we can muster!"
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#760 Posted : 18 December 2012 11:52:31(UTC)
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erich laughs. "erica's campaign for vitamin c?" he asks sam then shakes his head. "she is so fucking nutty." erich rummages around and all he can find on the bus is a tin of tang. "i dont think an orange has been anywhere near a tang factory."
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