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Offline snap_itshannah  
#901 Posted : 20 December 2012 06:52:13(UTC)
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The mental image of Dietrich playing the tambourine made Ada burst out laughing. "Now I want to find a little mini tambourine for him..." She says through her giggles.
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#902 Posted : 20 December 2012 07:02:18(UTC)
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Erich catches the laughing bug and starts cracking up. " lets hit the music store and ask for the cat tambourine section. We'll need Terrible sweaters and black leggings......"
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#903 Posted : 20 December 2012 07:07:31(UTC)
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Sam walks into the kitchen, his hair a mess. "Mr. and Mrs. Hess," he says, and pours himself a cup of coffee.
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#904 Posted : 20 December 2012 07:12:33(UTC)
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Erich wipes a tear of laughter from his face. "Mr Sam." He nods. " what's shaking,my man ?"
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#905 Posted : 20 December 2012 07:15:35(UTC)
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"Nothing much.." he says, sipping his coffee. "Uh...can I ask you guys for some help with something?" he says, talking quietly.
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#906 Posted : 20 December 2012 07:20:13(UTC)
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Erich nods. " sure Sam,you know I'd give you the shirt of robs back." Erich leans in close.
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#907 Posted : 20 December 2012 07:24:00(UTC)
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Sam smiles. "Well, uh, as you know, Christmas is coming up and...I have no fucking clue what to get Nichole. Any ideas? I figure the famed Erich Hess knows what women like."
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#908 Posted : 20 December 2012 07:31:51(UTC)
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Erich thinks for awhile. He's been pondering this same dilemma for Ada." Well....Nichole isn't just any girl. I doubt jewelry and perfume are her bag.." He whispers. " I'd go with something as unique as she is. I'm thinking something antique and sorta morbid." Erich nods. " that's where I'd start."
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#909 Posted : 20 December 2012 07:39:50(UTC)
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"Hmm.." Sam thinks. "What are you getting Ada for christmas?" he says.
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#910 Posted : 20 December 2012 07:55:01(UTC)
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Erich thinks for a second and leans closer,hoping Ada's precision built ,German ears won't hear. " I've got no idea. Dietrich is easy to shop for,I got him a catnip mouse."
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#911 Posted : 20 December 2012 07:57:55(UTC)
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Sam can't help but smile. "Fair enough," he says, and gives dietrich a pat on the head. "We've got time to kill before the show. Wanna go christmas shopping?" he says.
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#912 Posted : 20 December 2012 09:12:49(UTC)
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Ada sneaks away from the men when they start talking about Christmas, and into the kitchen, where Nichole was pouring herself a cup of Joe.

"I knew I liked you for a reason," Nichole says as she pours another cup for Ada. "I don't even have to ask for anybody to make coffee anymore."

Ada giggles and pours some whiskey into her mug. "The men are going to go Christmas shopping for us." She shares with a wink and Nichole rolls her eyes.

"How cute."
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#913 Posted : 20 December 2012 09:27:55(UTC)
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erich nods "sure.sounds like a plan to me,we can brave the shopping mall and sit on santa's lap. i'll give you a dollar if you pull his beard." erich looks down and adds. "i just....uh,need to let ada know i'm going out."
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#914 Posted : 20 December 2012 10:46:35(UTC)
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Ada peeks her head out of the kitchen area upon hearing her name. "What about Ada?" She asks with a smile.
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#915 Posted : 20 December 2012 10:53:07(UTC)
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erich grins as he sees ada. he walks over and kisses her on the cheek. "i'm taking sam to go shopping for nichole. you know how it is,i gotta impart my knowledge to the younger generation."
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#916 Posted : 20 December 2012 10:54:03(UTC)
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Ada giggles and kisses Erich. "Have fun, you crazy man... I will be here when you get back."
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#917 Posted : 20 December 2012 10:58:36(UTC)
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"i hope you're still here.i know deitrich wants you all to himself." erich laughs and narrows his eyes at the cat. deitrich narrows his eyes back....or was fighting to stay awake.its hard to tell with him.
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#918 Posted : 20 December 2012 10:59:51(UTC)
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Ada walks over and picks up Dietrich. "Say bye bye, Dietrich," She says, picking up Dietrich's fat paw and making it wave.
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#919 Posted : 20 December 2012 11:03:27(UTC)
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Sam walks into the other room to grab his coat and sees Nichole. "Me and Erich are going shopping. Be good while I'm gone," he says, and gives her a peck on the cheek.
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#920 Posted : 20 December 2012 11:04:16(UTC)
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oc:"fat paw" cracked me up.


erich kisses ada and chunky dietrich before hopping out of the van,ninja like and ready to take on maine's last minute xmas shoppers.


all the noise wakes up karoliena. she gets a cup of coffee and looks at ada and dietrich. "damn! that cat is fat as hell!"
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