Chris: They said it coming be done, They said no one would want to listen to a bunch of no bodies, said we couldn't get a million followers, I don't even like rap music but this song just feel right for this.

Jake: Really someone should monitor when Chris starts hanging out with black people he think he comes back cool.

Chris: Man don't you know I'm uhhh... what word again, Slaying, that right, I'm slaying this stuff right now. We started from the bottom and now google maps F**Ked up.

Sarah: Chris! we can't curse anymore we're big time now.

Chris: Hold UP! what the F**K we can't curse?

Jake: We're on TV now, so yep no cursing.

Chris: We missed a month, I'm going to do some cursing! Man aint this some S**T Well at least we can skip to the recent stuff since there have been a lot of show to talked about what we missed.

Sarah: Nope, we have to do that stuff too.

Chris:


Jake: ~Laughs~ That is why we are called "Catch Up" not "Current Events"

Chris: ~sigh~ I know we do this last but we going to have to do Quick Takes first

QUICK Takes

Chris: Introducing all the way Italy my cousin Vito,

Jake & Sarah: No relation



"Vito" Comes out with his shirt off since it's summer time.

Chris: Hey Vito,

Vito: Sup man thanks for having me.

Sarah: ~shocked and distracted~ "Umm.. Uh...How do you two know each other?

Chris: I took a trip to rome with the guys remember?

Jake: Do you need a minute, Sarah, you know I'm right here?

Sarah Yea, Yea I'm okay,

Vito: Bryce Green did a song "Lights Off" and it was a good song pretty sexual, about meet someone and laying them down with the lights off. Sena came out with rumble and the beat is catchy and I like the lyrics so it was a song that people in the clubs with like with it electronic sound. Speaking of good Amy Jayne came out with "Good Enough for You" a R&B song where she feels like nothing with be good for her man, but that just seem to be in song only as she was married to Will.Rocca We also had new artist such as Medina and her Jupiter Drive, Henry Johanson Speaking in Colors and Zane Sharp Know Too Much. Really these past two month has been just as much about the newcomers as the hit makers. back to you guys

Chris: ~Waves~ Thanks Vito,

Vito: smiles and winks at Sarah who almost passes out and Jake crosses his arms

Chris: ~Sucking his teeth~ Tssk, Tssk, Sarah you going to let a hunky, buff, olive skin tone Italian Beef cake break up what you have with jake. You look like what of the fan girls for Austin and he would say you need to "Control" Yourself.

Sarah: Oh knock it off,

Chris: "Control" was Austin follow up to "Real" and did it live up too it. Why yes, yes it did. Happy to say that Austin has grown up with no more media problems now if he could just get his friends to follow him, that sounded weird, they could all do better then what they are doing now.



Chris: Coming for the rear Kato

Jake: wait, I thought you said no more Kato and Austin Butt jokes.

Chris: Who are we kidding, those jokes writes themselves, That like saying Suzie you need to do a song cover when your NOT on it, and that is what millions of people come to see.

Sarah: Anyway Kato came out with Two songs as well as sitting down with Billboard and talked about his new work, and his relationship with Austin and his GIRLFRIEND Victoria.

Chris: Oh S**T wasn't she with Daneil?

Jake: Wasn't she?

Sarah: Gentlemen was but Everyone liked "The Game" more, and I did too it was a great track



Sarah: We also had ELMNT a Boy band

Jake: NerdStats?

Sarah: ELMNT a Boy band

Chris: Weekenders?

Sarah: ~Sigh~ NO! ELMNT a boy band with the self entitled EP ELMNT



Chris: Can we get some ladies in here? first day on the tube, (We made It) and no T&A come on that is what got us here.

Sarah: You need to class it up then.

Jake: What is next on the docket, (You Guys have a few places for this Julia Volkova with I don't Believe in Love or Isabel What Comes Next Remix)

Chris: Alright I know how to class this up. People sit back and relax a review of "What Comes Next"

You see A clip of a British Gentleman read the lyrics to himself and after he is done he gives a George Takei impression.



Sarah: Alright are we going to talk about Album

Jake: I think it is time to do a countdown

Chris: Alright top three Album

#3 SYNCO- Our World

Chris: First off you know the other two album have to be amazing if SYNCO is number tres

Jake: Look at you learning Spanish.

Sarah: SYNCO earned their spot though the album shows how much they have improved from the early days and while the work in itself was go the bonus with Dominic and Dem Ladies pushed it over the top.

Chris: Girls Bronze might not have been what you wanted but their no shame in a hard fought competition.

#2 GirlSpice- Crown

Sarah: These two interviewed each other in a CU peice and they mirror each other so much that it was splitting hairs on who could take second

Jake: These girls been around the block and know what it is like to produce hits consistently. That's why their comeback was so successful its not they didn't miss a beat picking up where they left off.

Chris: three powerful great voices to combine to #1 singles a a hot album, if this was any other time they would have got number 1 sadly this was case to see who going to be #2

#1 Reported Failure- Lie in

Jake: Talks about rock bands death have been GREATLY exaggerated, both here and else where when Reported Failure top charts worldwide.

Sarah: Their seventh album and with no signs of letting up any time soon means that the young bands are going to have to wait their turn before being crown the next best thing.

Chris: First off you guys know how much of a fan I am of enlightened and I said they would the best band in at the most 2 years I think Reported Failure just might have given the blueprint on how to make a rock album last. Lie in with be good today, tomorrow, year from now, 10 years from now. Drum and guitar are sharp and on point. Nothing else but to give you guys another accolade here you go.





Jake: we will not have this show if it wasn't getting the spotlight on people you might have missed Cristina Lake Toxic woman was out recently and the review has been good.

Sarah: Mi-Mi finally came out with "He Say She Say" and are promoting it now as we speak they did a cute piece on Good Morning America

Chris: Valentina is teasing her album which will be out in ten days. but she came with Purify. I don't know why people think I don't like her?

Jake: you two have that who the 6 unoffical SYNCO member going on.

Chris: well yea, it's mine I called dibs WAY before she did, but other then that she pretty, can sing, clearly good taste in music. I don't dislike miss hart I like her a lot, the spot still belong to me though, Elmo be D**M I can't say D**M man this is some S**T

Sarah: how much more guys (Just a little bit more, there was a movie and marriage that happen too)

Jake: Congratulations to Mr Kai Rollins and Mrs. Wynter Honor for tieing the knot and getting hitch

Sarah: ~cough~ Someone need to get ring too ~Cough~

Jake: <.<

Chris: Oh no, I'm not stepping on that, no joke in the world is going to clean that under the rug. So lets more on to the Evangelion movie, Mister_B is said to be working on the Soundtrack with a young actor/singer Aaron Styles the world is open for you young man, not to look at some thing me may have glance over but we are running out of time.









Jake: That is it for the show,

Sarah: And we are out of time

Chris: is there anyway we can go back to just podcasting I don't like this

Sarah: You want to go back to your room?

Jake: You want to go back to the death threats?

Sarah: The late nights of editing?

Chris: I like the new stuff and the ever growing fans but we feel like we are losing our roots



Chris: that's it we are going to go do the next show on the road! Getting back to the old days!

Jake: Road Trip!

Sarah: I think this is going to get us cancel.

(Continue of the first segment ~Who is going to be the Break Out Girl Group~)

Chris: "So we got a lot of response from the comments in twitter people are liking Lush, a lot with coments like Erica_Rox: #LUSH is my favorite girl group"

Jake: "We also got to hear a G2L reunion,"

Sarah: "That was quicky shut down, it was sad as those girl who were once so close drifted apart."

Chris: "Really is a shame, but after tallying the votes on the social media, the next break out group is going to be LUSH!"

Sarah: "I'm not all that surprised really."

Jake: "Yep it was a close race, between them and MiMi but LUSH was able to come out on top."

Chris: "Well slap my butt and call me paige!"

Jake: "The Wrestler chick are the modeling chick?"

Chris: "My paige, but I do like it when the wrestler screams "this is my house,'"

Jake: "Well that was something lets talk about an important issue when it comes to the girl group that nobody brought up yet.

(Segment two Permanent Reminder, or Permanently Reminded)

Sarah: "People forget that the record label PR went through some rough water before Symoné Banks came in to save the day. She quickly got her team in place after the fire sell that took place but she then got LUSH and GirlSpice, that is quite the company turn around."

Jake: Still Matt Young is back and he is claimming to still own Permanent Reminder. right?"

Chris: "Well first we need to know if he is still trying to run it? It would seem kind of silly to just be like 'I'm back can I have my company now?'"

Jake: "So that is just kind of interesting nobody is trying to talk about this so tell us what do you thing about Matt Young and Permanent Reminder are they still connected, are they not. Is he claimming to still have some sort of ownership of it."




VS



(Segment about the whole Permanent Reminder incident and what is going to be on it's horizon between the two people that help mold it into what it is today.

OOC: That was awesome dude!

Erica: oooh next time have a really bad picture of me,and have text under it that reads "via satellite:. I'll totally read my own question.

Nina: Erica,nobody does that anymore. Via satellite stopped being a thing in the 80's,love.

Erica: I plowed your mom via satellite.

Nina: funny,she didn't mention that. You're a shame fuck,love. Haha.

It has been a long year and I just want to kind of just give my opinion on something’s without being looked at funny. Let’s talk about some songs coming back and coming forward. From this year Anaisz with 4 corners umm I don’t remember her all that much I mean it came out in January and I didn’t feel like paying money on pop that isn’t top shelf. It was a catchy cute little work to was there to get her feet wet but that is about it. Like if you’re not a fan of hers can you tell me your favorite lyric in the song that wasn’t on the radio? Maybe Ain’t nothing wrong with me, since I did shell out 10 bucks to stream music.

Okay I’m going to say it, Austin has grown into his own lane. 2016 was a year many wanted to redo but not Austin though, Passenger was one of many that I couldn’t dislike because it sounded like everything else. The difference in Anaisz and Austin was just time to grow and find your own style and signature. You know how many male singers there are female singers. Your going to sound like someone else unless you have that “it” quality. Does Austin have “it” I didn’t hear it, but you can tell an Austin song and a Alec Cole song.

Speaking of Alec Cole he did a lot of writing and producing this year lowkey I think that he has "it" look up above. You don't even have to look hard just look at some of your favorite songs you may be surprised that well what do you know Alec Cole wrote some of it. Brandon Grey new work, Look at that Alec Cole had a part in it. Talent means you have more options out there for you. Some people are just born with "it" and when you put talent with "it" means you are just in a different field. Not to say Austin doesn't have talent, he is talented. But you notice "it" and as much as gay jokes put me on I can't do such jokes with people who have "it"

People will be shocked to know that Edward Barat is a singer because if you looked up Edward's top moments it would be more antics "Edward sweet talking Vara and getting head in the span of two days is some pimp stuff right there." However he did put out an album and it was decent. More props are giving with his Big brother performance, If I'm ever on the show again I would ask him for pointers, but still it was a good album.

We are still early in the year and new singer were still coming out, and maybe the biggest male teen singer that was created in a lab. Or at least in North Korean music sweatshops, Lincoln with his video to his single bang the drum god the boy was everywhere this year and it isn't surprising that girls dropped their panties for the kid but my thing is I wonder if it was just hype you know. The label put a lot of money on his young shoulder and pulled all the stops on the video with appearances from Aaron Styles, who was in a live action movie Evangelion, Dominic Brown, Scott Rose-hiltion, Hell even the man formerly known as Billy Khan, for certain reasons I will get too later, and his ex-wife Andrea, and miss flying frying pan Aikya to show up. Flopping was not an option and he delivered.

From one company that got a new face to lead the way to a new label that gave a old voice some much love and push Kara-Romero been around the block but had a breakthrough year this year with a number #1 Album Do I Have Your Attention Now? Which I guess was good. It was nice to have an old blast even though I'm not much into the rap music. Kara was talented and with Her, Johnny Carter, and Erik Zullo the young talent came in for JustRecord. I did wonder why nobody shipped Kara and Kidd? What now that someone is married we can't ship anymore?

I know who we did shipped and made a good pair Payton and Andrea. I know it was crazy, but earlier in the year to prove that he can spit with the best of the best Payton did his song with Matt Young and Kidd Amaze At the Top I can have you guys debate on who was better but it was a good look at and it was a marketing idea to put yourself on that level and is one of the reason why someone wanted to knock him down.



While this music was picking up with new acts all up everyone grills Reported Failure was talking about a mega single to come after lie in, to me never will happen. Synco went to look for a boy band PRÓXIMO who were to do big things, maybe next year? MiMi signed a deal with m's and M's and Liyah would be involve with the biggest beef in 2016? Her own record label. The wild Life of Tisha which needed to be a reality show. Weekend "kind of" taking a break. That would not last long and finally Lush coming in. We tend to forget a lot but new voices and acts came out this year with faves getting crown from the jump.



Someone who had a breakout year but I don't know if we would want to do it again Deneil. Here is a guy with a break out album E2 hugely popular dating a famous singer Mandy then poof, she has a break- down, Drew is kinda of overly familiar while he is engaged. Mandy steps back into the spotlight with a "I know what you did" kind of song. Support turn to salt and hate. Like it was a good year gone wrong would people trade for it I'm sure but man did that go downhill fast. But E2 is how it started and it Kicked his year off on a good note.



Cassie Valentine did Matrimony which was a good R&B album Really the only legit R&B album to come out for a while, Cassie is kind of running unopposed in the R&B side and if you think differently tell me who is better, Groups? Your Young faces, those wait and sees, those that do R&B on the side? Tisha? We will get back to that later we are still early in the year through.



Ryan Hernandez who is in a relationship with Isabel, I know I gives me hope that anything is possible. Did a song about the relationship. I got to say I was shocked but now I'm like hey it works for them so I guess he is doing something right cause I'm shock that is still working. Anyway yea that happen.



Read Hard came out with a couple of songs. Weird off the wall, entertaining there are what the Atomic Bride would be if they weren't as famous and had what you would call work ethic. Why they don't get mention more is beyond me but I like what I like. Sue me, please don't.



Mandy came with something about us and he was a #1 single. She is a good person and I wish her all the best but really I don't know what happen and would like to know so maybe next year either way that song is still charting and in the running for song of the year in 2016.



Pretty Little Freaks Kissing in the dark was a different feeling but you had Cara, who seems to be like my sister that is the smart pretty one in the family leaving me as the ugly duckling. I think she is the Marsha to my Jan the Kim to my Khole. I aint mad, I'm proud of my sister from another mister....Shut up I don't have time to do all the good jokes. I'm in march right now and I trying to run this months down. Anyway Pretty Little Freaks met their quota don't expect them again until late 2017 early 2018 which is sad I could use more mia in my life.



Nina's, Insert Alias here, had a cousin named Dakota, yes that dakota turns out Deneil can pick'em too. The song is called Sunflower which is her behind a big sunflower side note she was dating Drew on the side and they broke up because she said he was into butt stuff and I actually sat down and talked to her. Cut to the sit down.


C: Alright so we are here to do this interview with the one other family member that got into the spotlight Dakota, Nina Cousin. Who is a model, who got an app that I had to put locks on, someone who dated someone Famous in the world. Tell us about yourself and what's been going on?

D: Oh, you know. Life's hard when you're a model, actress, singer, entrepreneur, socialite and game.. app.. person.

L: It's a mess, she never has time for me.

D: Who.. asked you?

C: Lotus?? what the?? fuck it lets keep going. That app what made you want to do that?

D: Well, I love fashion, I love social media and I just generally love wasting time on my phone. Why not just put em all together and make some coin?

C: And how much money you getting from that?

L: Not enough to stop stealing my clothes and telling me my shirts aren't my shirts.

D: Honey, sweetie, my little lotus flower, I can't even fit your shirts, you're an..

L: DON'T.

D: A cup.

L: Blasphemous! I am a comfortable C.

D: Comfortable? Probably because you have enough room in there to smuggle a 16 oz candle.

L: No you didn't..

D: I bet you just be going to town at Bath and Body Works.

L: Now you know what! [Laughs] Incense ain't cheap!

D: It's okay Lotus, we're gonna pull up to Bed Bath and Beyond later and get right with Buddha on a budget! [Laughs]

C: 'Whispers' note to self next sketch has to be guessing cup sizes next time 'Whispers' *Ahem* You have a fashion line in the works or what?

D: You know, I've thought about a fashion line a bit but nothing official. We'll see what happens down the road.

C: How is the family how's your cousin?

D: My "family" can choke. But Rum's side is doing good as always. They're all so old and wise. Rum is finally teaching me Spanish, I'm excited.

C: That thing with drew what's happen with that and how do you feel about Drew and Deneil getting together rumor wise?

D: Well, all of this is old tea but you know something? I've been censoring myself so much lately that it's really starting to urk my soul. You really wanna know my thoughts on the bullshit? Drew is a hoe, but wet already knew tha..

Anniken: [Sits down next to Dakota] Hello.

D: [clears throat] Wow, I almost forgot you were hanging out back there!

Anniken: That's exactly why I moved up here! What were you guys talking about again?

D: Talking?? Oh no girl, we were meditating! See Lotus is a Buddhist now and she was teaching me how to open the chakras..

A: Ahh. [Gets up from the table] THAT'S what I thought! You, Drew and the crew really think I'm playing about that fee, go right ahead.

L: [Bursts out laughing]

D: Welp. Buy tickets to Deneil's tour everyone!

L: For the last time, it's duh-kneel not dan-yul.

D: Here you go again! Just because you have a house in China and believe in Buddha does NOT mean you have the 4-1 on all things Asia! There's like 20 other countries!

L: 20? Hmmm..... nah!

D: Oh shut up, I was close.

L: As close as 20 gets to 48, sure.

D: His name is Daniel with an 'e'!

L: Friend, I will punch you in the neck.

D: How are you gonna tell me? He's MY fave!

L: Friend..

D: He wrote me an entire song, you can't even get him on a verse!!

L: FRIEND! Don't make me cut you off.

D: You know what, I'm just gonna wait until he corrects you. You go right ahead and look stupid!

C: I'm going to just say out of that, How in the world Anniken just pop in and out like a ninja has to be a topic for another day, Lastly how do you deal with depression and all the crap people don't tell you about when you get a little bit of fame.

D: You can say that I grew up in this business and at this point, I honestly don't care. I've found what I'm good at and I have Lotus, Rum and even Anniken who I know will always be there for me. Add long as I can make a name for myself and cash my check at the end of the day, I'm happy and nothing else matters.

Cuts back to me~
That was something like I couldn't have been the only one that felt that tension in the room between Dakota and Lotus was I? They have more than that friend buddy buddy going on but that is just me. I'm going to get more cards talk about the middle of the year and bring someone else on here with me.

Erich: hey! We have.....No. I can't even finish that sentence with a straight face. Atomic war bride's lack of releases is all..Um...Performance art. Yeah,that's it. We're saying we aren't going to make our music a product. Or we are just lazy.

Karoliena: and the studio always has a weird pickle smell. And I fucking hate pickles.

Erich: wait! We released something in October. Our annual Halloween ep. So there. We do things.

Mariko: Vara needs to choke on a dick.

Erica: bitter.

Mariko: are they? It's been ages since I've tasted one.

Nina: BURN!

Alright so now we’re between February and March and things are starting to come along for the year. Gemma is planning for new work to come out and Nadia Berry already came out with a single called Back to me, remember when they were a group? Anyway, C.M.B.D. in mid-January can out with a debut album that went #1 Broken. Why is that important cause last time I talked about them they were on the come up so remember that cause we going to touch on that later.
They weren’t the only girl group that came out with an album Rum and Coke came out with an album better in tongue again I will get to talk about that more for later just know that these two have a lot in common and I’m not talking about the crazy music output.
Also, I forgot to mention Chantal Hayes but she came with an album as well, the one thing that I want to touch on is a feature she did with a rapper Jaymay. Features with raps were all rage and you will see why but it really picked up towards the middle. For now, Chantal Hayes and One Way Ticket as also a #1 single.
Next, we go into Comes Mendoza who knew she will be doing her thing with Permanent Reminder as well as Pretty Little Freaks, Exhale, Millie Little. The current roster also includes Foxxy, LUSH, GirlSpice, Liyah, Sabrina Franc, Brandon Grey. Keep a mental note of that as we go along cause the only new signed they got was Brandon Grey.
Moving on Sophia and if you didn’t notice members of former groups doing single work by now, well trust me you will. Anyway, Sophia came out with your body and it was good. It was something to see GirlSpice come out and still put together individual works that fit but come together and put out a project that works as well. Wish other groups could do that but it goes back to that “it” factor again.
Kpop is not a strong subject of mine but there was a girl group that came out. Called themselves 9lives and the first song wasn’t a cat reference. For shame, something like that writes itself and yes I’m still mad at that. The only way I will feel better is if I could direct their music video when they have a cat theme. To Be Loved was fine but you could have put that as the second song.
Chaelin is part of the group C.M.B.D and now she is also doing solo work. Also, she dating Riley from Weekend. She also got some shine working with Kids Amaze and Miami. She wasn’t done though there were a few things going for her but who knew that Chaelin was making power moves like a mother. May want to watch out for that and be on the lookout for when she starts only writing and producing. That’s how a lot of these people get their money Alec, Cara, Airemese, that like 50 % of writing core right there in those three names at the most. Just ask Gemma Kane who with the help of Cara Zayn wrote Neon Signs another #1 single.

Johnny Carter had a debut single with him coming out…..Kidd and Johnny ship? Anyway, the single was a good success peaking at #1. I have been doing a lot of ones, haven’t I. Someone who wanted to go to the other side of the fence Adam Black who was dating Jordan Snow…. There nothing I got for that, and since I need to fill in time somewhere Johnny had a good year and Adam Benjamin is a talented song writer/ singer and really like his works. Moving on.

Remember When Yasmine was like “She's so determined that she'd sell her mother's soul” then ending up Rain….now I’m not going to say that Anniken may of have some ninja powers are is listening to me right now. But I will say every now and then I feel a cold touch every time I wonder about how Anniken gets certain things done…. That goes for all the people she is managing…~Looks around as he feels he is being watched.~ If I’m dead just make sure my casket open. Check my body carefully and don’t have them put me on the ground.

Khalil Ferreira came out in April and he was a mixing and doing all the DJ antics without the pie or cake throwing. He did a song with Deneil things are still looking good for him. Gemma has Diamonds featuring Miami, Johnny Carter the Game Featuring Dale Dunn, Cassie Valentine Matrimony featuring Issac Lovelock. Remember Chantal Hayes and her feature with Jaymay yea this is a pattern and it is going happen more. A LOT more.

Nonmusic news Gemma had an E special in April. Both Mandy and Aliya Rose showed up OnAir with Ryan Seacrest, Movies with people like medina, Kara, and later myself. Both Cara and DAENA had magazine covers and interviews DAENA for V magazine, Cara with rolling stone. See I’m not the only one she Marsha’s. Austin got a huge Pepsi deal Lincoln gets a golden shower on stage. June Mandy found unresponsive in a nightclub and here is when Deneil’s year goes downhill.
Alright, it starting to slow down around April and May. Kara Romero debut album “Do I have your attention now,” Misu and Miki with some were tittles I’m a Hoe and Rose, thorns and Unicorn Horns, the fan choice Awards. With the Reckless Infinity festival, my movie AntiSocial came out. Another show with Rum and Coke, Cheddar and Bleach, stop giving them TV deals unless it’s Rum doing that dating reality find a mate type of show. Something most of happening of the show because July Coke debut album released and it was none other than rum cue the dramatic music and surprise squirrel. The later talked about it in an MTVNews interview.
More Nonmusic related it was a slow few months music wise but gossip wise this is when shit was hitting the fan. Riley Hamilton had cystic fibrosis, damn Faith Browdy now doing her own entertainment company something that Anniken was working on as well as the stuff she does in studio 60. Dahlhouse vs Rogue Industries maybe? Actor Aaron styles who did Evangelion was cast to do another film The New Heroes based off the book. A man once known as Billy Khan gets married and changes his name. Are we living in a world with a nicer Billy? Get the fuck out, I hear you say but it’s crazier Billy and Jerry Holmes part weekend part Stat Nerd are tied and now billy goes by Bilal Holmes. Shit is real up in here.
Kato and Victoria have twins? Tisha and Drew are engaged?

Chris: "Alright lets get this show on the road, we back and we have guest here to talk about stuff and junk. It is going to be a good show today so I how everyone is excited and have on their game faces"

Jake: "Do you think we should tell him?"

Sarah: "Nah, I think it will be better if he just finds out."

Chris goes on set on to see Cara stuff in the building, and pop culture catch up stuff in a box in the corner. "What the when did this happen. I know I don't have a set time or schedule but you don't have to throw my stuff in the trash. Man you guys are mean you know what I'm not going to stand for this." he said going to the set and sitting down. "I want to be mad but this stuff is nice, she gets that cable tv sponsorship money." rubbing his face on the table,

Jake: "Actually this is all the stuff she had for last year she got newer stuff for the new season."

Chris: "Damn even her hand me downs are better, but this show is going to put us on the map we have guests and reviews and we are going to blow the socks off Cara's fans and show we can be just as good."

Sarah: "Who do you have?"

Chris: Smirking and rubbing his hands "Onward with the show!"

Jake: "I was actually hoping we could just go on Cara's show"

Chris: "I got this what could go wrong?"

Jake and Sarah have a look of fear and panic but with Chris excitement and hopeful eyes then sigh and get to cleaning up the set and putting their stuff back up.

Chris: "Alright while we are cleaning have you guys heard anything that was worth talking about?"

Sarah: Mandy came out with a new single Remedy.

Jake: It was a good song but there is still a lot of questions that haven't been ask.

Chris: Gah, that was a good guest to have but I don't if she would want to come on again. I mean it was working so well before she got on the show and then all that stuff happen. We can leave that to Cara. Us dealing with that would be like..

Sarah: Betsy Devos handling public education?

Jake: President Trump doing women check ups?

Chris: Leave for a few days and things get all political, this is a fun show with poop jokes and penis puns and I want to keep it that way, thank you now low brow those jokes.

Jake: fine umm a bag of Cheetos doing women check up

Sarah; I don't care Betsy Devos has no business in education.

Chris: Sarah, the song please?

Sarah: song, Oh yea Mandy new song I like it, it was a snapshot of a girl leaving her teenage innocence behind and becoming a woman in a harsh reality.

Chris: Dope. What about you Jake?

Jake: I heard this song on soundcloud by lauran that talked about the election.

Sarah: Oh I heard that too.

Chris: I get that you guys are mad but there not much you can do about it. What is done is done, and America will be just fine we faced worst things in this country than you will think. Oh Trump is going to start a war with nuke. It will be just like the cold war where people were telling kids if you see flashing light duck and cover. We will look back at this moment and laugh.

Jake: Man we are going to die.

Sarah: What is hope anyway how could that have happen.

Chris: God who put on a Banks album's it all bleek and depressing.

Jake: Ooo I like what you did there, but that not enough to cheer me up

Chris: Do I need to swing for the fences like Riot and see if we can get amy on the show.

Sarah: Oooo I would like that,

Jake: I would too.

Chris: "This Time we are actually going to talk about K-pop and more in depth since I have no idea about it I brought out BYS from Dohlhouse." looks around to see if Anniken is around pulling a ninja to come out at any moment. "Right, Everyone please welcome BYS!"

The Groups comes out and sits down around the group all smiles and waving.

Chris: "Okay boys, b.y.s. Boyz 2 korean men? What's the story guys how did this group come together?"

LeeYung: Yes! Hello or anyoung haseyo as we say back in Korea [All members wave] we came together after we tried out to be apart of the Dahlhouse, which of course is an entertainment company ran by Anniken Smith, and we worked very hard over the last year and a half to be ready for everything. We all didn't know each other before we tried out and now we are like one big family of brothers! Each of us have different stories so we can go around and maybe say something about ourselves?

Danny: Hi everyone my name is Danny, I'm from New York, but I moved to South Korea when I was 6. Excited to be here.
Rae: My name is Rae, also from South Korea and I'm BYS lead singer!

Jaemin: Annyeonghaseyo I am Jaemin and I love dancing.

Joon: I'm Joon and I'm the second youngest members in BYS, and I'm very nervous right now! *laughs*

Kim: Hello everyone my name is Kim. I'm the only none Korean in the group as I am from Japan. But Korea is my second home and I'm fluent in both Japanese and Korean.

Kyle: Annyeonghaseyo, Kyle 16 and I’m the other rapper in the group and I been wanting to be a musican all my life. nan junbi dwaess-eo, Which means I’m ready.

Jake: Now I'm not a big listener to korean music, I think I saw one anime music video and I was scared off, what, if there is any, difference between the music in East and the music in the west?

*All members collectively laugh*

Danny: It really all depends on what way you look at it. There's so many different places back on our end but if you are asking about South Korea to over here, I definitely think it's starting to be influenced by eachother. In America and South Korea, the music is starting to take pointers from each-other and I think it's very good!

LeeYung: I think the writing styles in the music is different too and of course some of the production but uh, I think there's not many huge differences in the music aside from the language, the way the songs are composed and some of the styling. But like Danny said, we are influenced from eachother so it's not seeming uncommon now.

Joon: I think uh... music in Korea...uh..what's thee word [turns to Danny and Lee-Yung] saeng-gi issneun..in English?

Danny: Animated? He's saying that music in South Korea is more animated.
Joon: Yeah *smiles*

Kim: There are more big groups too! Like us...we have 7 members.

Chris: There a lot of boy bands here and about on these streets we do you guys rank the boy bands and put yourselves in here so we can start this shade?

Kyle: Number One Of course why wouldn’t we be, if we’re in a dark alley I wouldn’t want to be with anybody else. Unless we come up against the khan’s then we’ll have to dip.

LeeYung: I don't really shade but I think we are ranked high because we are the first K-pop boy band in the industry here, and the first male group with 7 members. It's something that hasn't been done. We have respect for any other band out there as they long as they respect us.

Danny: Bilal from Weekend had something nice to say about us and we all really appreciated that. I think it's important that we support eachother. On the other hand, we've seen little things that certain bands have said or done to be a little "shady" but there's really no need for it. We're here to perform and make music for our fans.

Sarah: Are there any people that you want to collab with or go on tour with...Like I don't know Mi-Mi, 9Lives

Jaemin: Yes! They very good girl group who make easier for bands like BYS to be...um...accept here in USA, in uh EUROPE....everywhere!
Kyle: 9Lives and Us will have the tour lit. Like it would be maybe the greatest tour ever seen by human eyes if we could pick everyone. 9Lives, MiMi, Riot! In the Boulevard, Kidd Amaze, Rum & Coke, Drew & Deneil cause you know label mates and unity. That would be the greatest tour imaginable.

LeeYung: They're very talented and we are on the same label as MiMi and 9Lives but having us all on one song? That'd be so much...unless the song is 10 minutes, we probably won't all fit on one song haha.

Chris then tosses the card with questions on it, "Alright now that I done the general crap lets ask some real questions and lets get personal with it.

*All look around and laugh a bit*

Chris: Lee-yung you a singer and a rapper so are you a boxer or briefs kind of guy and are you the kind of guy that lest your girlfriend wear your clothes?

LeeYung: I like briefs, and yeah, of course I'd let my girlfriend wear my clothes. I think it'd be pretty odd if a guy didn't let their girlfriend wear their clothes.

All the members say "ooooo" and Lee-Yung blushes slightly with a pokerface.

LeeYung: It's the truth! *laughs*

Chris: Danny, ask can I call you Danny boy? Secondly Coke or Pepsi, and do you have any hidden talents you can show us that is not R rated?

Danny: Yeah, I've been called Danny boy before it's fine, man. I usually choose Coke. One hidden talent I have is that I can move my ears, it's weird but I'll show you!
*Danny gets up and stands up and begins to move of his ears. The other members start laughing, they clap for him as well. Danny laughs as well and sits down*

Chris: Lee-yung and Danny you guys are the oldest, so which of the members in constantly on babysitting patrol when you guys go clubbing.

Danny: That would definitely be Lee-Yung, I think I'm still a kid at heart.
Lee-Yung: We aren't allowed to go clubbing yet but when we are old enough to, I think I'd be the babysitter. It's my responsibility as a leader to try and make sure we're all doing okay.

Chris: Rae you favorite color and your trap in a horror movie with your mates who do you think will be the first to die and why

Rae: My favorite color is green and if we were in a horror movie I think Joon would because he would get scared to death. *laughs*

Chris: Kim are related to anyone famous or are you the famous one in the family and what was the most expense gift you brought for someone and why?

Kim: No I am not related to anyone famous and the most expensive gift I have gotten was a car from my dad this year after I got chosen for BYS. They were very happy! So whenever I go home I have my own car to drive.

Chris: Rae and Kim you guys are 18 so here in the states your consider legal, have you guys done anything illegal in your life, and yes jay-walking and stealing candy counts.

Rae: I haven't done anything illegal because in South Korea you get in huge trouble for doing illegal things. It's easier to just follow rules.

Kim: I got into a fist fight in primary school once.

Chris: Jaemin poor Jae you the only one 17 in the interview the lone wolf, so if you were a singer what would you be doing right now and what's your favorite dance

Jaemin: Yea...I..17. I sing with BYS so...uh... I'm singer now. I love..all dance but my fav-rite...is chinese...uh..tradit-nal dancing.

*All members clap for Jaemin as he's not very strong in English just yet but answered the question*

Kyle First off Kyle you and Danny have some "white" name compared to your mates do you guys have any nicknames for each other, and second question If you were in anime, what kind of anime would you want to be in.
*Danny laughs*

Kyle: My mother and father where all about that culture actually my grandfather was part Scottish so that where my name came from. If I could be in any anime it would be a harem anime where I’m the one surrounded by a few girls that all have affection for me. Just not the ones where I’m pictured as a clumsy aloof you know. Like Iris Zero, or Trinity Seven.

Danny: We call Lee-Yung "grandpa" sometimes because we think he has an old soul which is a good thing. We also call Joon "baby" since he always makes this baby voice when he's sleepy. Jaemin is called Smiley because he has such a nice smile, Kim we call Dance Machine cause he has killer moves. Kyle is always called "Crazy Boy" and they call me Nerd because I went to a prestigious school in Korea.

Chris: Joon you and Kyle are 16 so each one of you is the youngest and which one is more shy around girls.

Joon: Me! Kyle never shy around girls....he need to teach me! *laughs*

Kyle: Girls just want to have fun, and I like to have fun so when they are with me that are going to have fun and enjoy themselves. I tell Joon all the time that if you just go out and be himself girls will just come to him.