The Bitch: The story about the song about Goin' to the Doctor was that we rehearsed it and didn't have lyrics, so I made them up on the spot. The second verse was my favorite. I wrote it down soon after, but I forgot the second verse. As we played the song I never remembered the words to the second verse. Even as we recorded the song I couldn't remember most of it, so we just put "duck sounds" where we couldn't remember the words. Later Robin told me the lyrics the way he remembered them, but I couldn't recognize them, so I gave him songwriting credit for that part. We then re-recorded the lyrics for the single and put the duck-sound version on the album and blamed censorship.
Poo Peter: Ironically, the really fucked up song is the one I wrote. I've always wanted to write a song about aliens and child molesters. It's the ones I always feared getting abducted by as a kid. I think we actually needed to put on the cover that it was not appropriate for kids.
The Bitch: We've also started working on new ideas for an album. We're also thinking of releasing another Gratest Hits album, this time with our most selling singles, rather than highest charting, but we're not really sure. The album is in a really early phase, so we'll see if we'll release some shit while you wait!
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Goin' to the Doctor (lyrics by The Bitch and Robin Banks)
Verse 1
The waiting room was empty
My inner thoughts did tempt me
I read some magazine
I read about ovaries
and I thought a lot over these
then I stared into a screen
Chorus
I'm going to the doctor
I think I need my dose
I think I almost shocked her
when I tried to get diagnosed
I am on a mission
I'm no hypochondriac
She's no regular physician
she would never turn her back
Verse 2
I told her I didn't have VD
I hope I didn't seem needy
I'm sure she was speaking Russian
I'm sure I didn't have brain damage
but I did feel some anguish
But I'm rushing and crushing for a fucking concussion
Bridge
So no, we didn't censor this version
Fuck the PMRC
No Parental Advisory sticker
Is gonna ruin me
Alien versus How to Catch a Predator (lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
I used to lie awake in my bedroom
Staring at the empty sky
Feared that extraterrestrials
Would come in and I would cry
Now I see tiny spaceships
those little UFOs
Cruising around in the neighborhood
Looking for shady bros
Chorus
They saw him biting the jail-bait
They saw him touching her feet
There was no Chris Hanson there
But he really should take a seat
They saw from their saucer
the way he tried to get at her
So now it's another episode
of Alien versus How to Catch a Predator
Verse 2
I would think of a high school teacher
exploiting a pupil's trust
And catholic priest exposed
by E.T's from their carnal lusts
I saw them rescue a little lady
from the sausage man before she sucked it
He had been robbing the cradle
but now he was about to get abducted
Edited by user 09 October 2018 02:01:15(UTC)
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