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Davey:*Realizes he and Jimmy are naked*Oh shit dude I think we had sex
Jimmy:Again?
Davey:Yeah!
Jimmy:Oh fuck, I bet you were the bitch. |
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*Kash, Kaethe and Katen walk in* Katen : Wanneer de laatste tijd ons drie dames samen vlees-greep uitging? Kash : Ik weet niet het, is het een tijdje geweest! Kaethe : Ik heb een vriend, dank. Katen : Vorder, modderbloed! Wij zullen wat vers vlees vinden! Kash : Kijk onder die lijst! *they look under the table* Katen : Hebt u uw James, Kasia gevonden? Zij kijken goed, maar homosexueel. Kash : Nr, dat de vriend van Bikki is! Neem een beeld! *Kaethe takes a picture* [OOC : in English - I hope, hehe]
Katen : When was the last time us three ladies went out meat-grabbing together?
Kash : I don't know, it's been a while!
Kaethe : I have a boyfriend, thanks.
Katen : Come on, mudblood! We'll find some fresh meat!
Kash : Look under that table!
Katen : Have you found your James, Kasia? They look good, but gay.
Kash : No, that's Bikki's boyfriend! Take a picture!Edited by user 10 April 2009 04:30:09(UTC)
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Jimmy:Davey etsiä! apulainen!
Davey:Jimmy te aari avioliitto-!
Jimmy:Aari he puhuva germaani?
Davey:Se esiintyä joten
Jimmy:Se on erittäin outo kielenkäyttö
Davey:Että on erittäin alkeellinen , he osata bikki
In english
Jimmy:Davey look girls!
Davey:Jimmy you're married!
Jimmy:Are they speaking German?
Davey:It would appear so
Jimmy:That's a very weird language
Davey:That's rude!They know bikki. |
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Davey :Jimmy I olen joten humalassa I olen astuva jotta heitto jalkeilla Jimmy : kanssa dude coke hätäkeino kaikki vedonlyöjä
Davey :Coke ratkaista ei ensinkään jos kohta
Jimmy : että jotta Kit
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Davey:Jimmy I am so drunk I am going to throw up
Jimmy:Me too dude,again, coke makes everything better
Davey:Coke solves nothing though
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*Greg comes downstairs and see Jimmy and Davey naked*
Greg: Oh please, we need to see your bodies every time?
*Leslie walks in*
Greg: So, why did you call me?
Leslie: I'm pregnant...
Greg: WHAT?! Who's the father?
Leslie: Some guy I slept with about 2 months ago.
Greg: What are you going to do?
Leslie: Another abortion...
Greg: Are you sure of that?
Leslie: Yes, I can't have children. I've already set up a date.
Greg: I guess it's better that way. Up for a beer?
Leslie: You, drinking?
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Jimmy:Hi guys, sorry about the nudity,Davey and I were drunk/stoned and ended up banging under a table
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Kash : Hello, gentlemen. I assume you speak English, yes? I am The Honourable Baroness Kasia Mareike van Mouschi OBE, vice-president of Cruz/Bikki Management and world's richest person. But you can call me Kash. We were speaking Dutch, and yes, I know Bikki, he's my boss. I understood what you were saying, you're lucky Kaethe didn't.
Kaethe : My name Kaethe Jenkins of Moronic Changeling, ja? I like mashed potato!
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Jimmy:I'd like a fur
Davey:No thanks
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Leslie: FUR? *gets mad and steals the fur, then burns it with a lighter* |
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Raphaela wrote:Leslie: FUR? *gets mad and steals the fur, then burns it with a lighter* Jimmy:If you wanted to see my package that badly I would've shown you!I think that was faux though. |
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Leslie: I don't want to see your "package", I must destroy the fur.
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Raphaela wrote:Leslie: I don't want to see your "package", I must destroy the fur.
Greg: Leslie is kind of paranoid with these things, but I support her.
Leslie: We were going to offer the animals we stole for you, but you'd kill them and make a purse or something. Jimmy:I'm not a woman I don't need a purse!I believe in animal rights I just don't want to be naked right now. Davey:I DO! |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:I'd like a fur
Davey:No thanks
Jimmy:Kash we know you but since when do you know Finnish? Katen : *wraps fur from her neck around Jimmy's waist* It how you say - comfy, are it? :) Kash : I puhua useita kieliä. [I speak many languages.] Been around the world, I know my stuff, you know. |
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Jimmy:Do you know Swedish Davey:Rik flerspråkig cunt(Rich multilingual cunt!) Jimmy:Dude that's pretty harsh Edited by user 10 April 2009 06:30:06(UTC)
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bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:I'd like a fur
Davey:No thanks
Jimmy:Kash we know you but since when do you know Finnish? Katen : *wraps fur from her neck around Jimmy's waist* It how you say - comfy, are it? :) Kash : I puhua useita kieliä. [I speak many languages.] Been around the world, I know my stuff, you know. Leslie: *starts to get angry* Listen bitch, I guess you wouldn't like if I took your skin out while you were alive and used around my neck, would you? Greg: Leslie, calm down. Leslie: NO! *slaps Katen* OOC: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. |
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Jimmy:hasis Herättää mama Seppala Davey me aari ehtiminen rikki -lta tähän(Call mama Seppala(Jimmy's grandmother)we're getting out of here!
Davey:I haluta jotta hiippakunta linnunpoika kahakoida!(I wanna see a chick fight!)
Jimmy:Fair enough |
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Raphaela wrote:Leslie: FUR? *gets mad and steals the fur, then burns it with a lighter* Katen : *tries to save the burning fur* HEY! THAT MINE! *curses endlessly in Dutch* Kaethe : Should wear fake like me. *shows the label under her own fur scarf saying "synthetic", then passes it to Jimmy to warm up* No want dead thing on my neck. Katen : I no want stupid fakes and no kill thing myself I buyed in shop! BITCH! *slaps Leslie back* |
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Jimmy:Who do we root for!
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Leslie: *gets a small lizard that's passing by and throws on Katen's face* FEEL THE RAGE OF ANIMALS!
Greg: Should I stop her?
Everybody on the bar: No.
Greg: Ok.
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Katen : What that lizard do so you can throw and hurt it!
Kash : Gotta love the irony. ;)
Katen : And how you like if I steal best clothes of you and burn? EH?
Kaethe : Men here would like that. *giggles*
Katen : SHUT UP MUDBLOOD! THIS NOT YOUR FIGHT! *kicks Leslie, then takes off Leslie's shoe and throws it through the window*
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