This shit is nowhere near as good as Bristosh magazine was when I was doing the advice columns, but pretty good. First of all, Benji WANTS to be the king of black metal (and not a member of Firecracker Forty Fucking Seven), he's not just some random kid. Well, OK, he is just some random kid, but that's not the point, he's going to love it! His brother and that Dante are just a pair of tits though, metrosexual blunderers. One Joshy Firecracker is more than enough (see last page - 47 must be the number of times daily he got dropped on his head). Bring back Lukey Comatose, I say.
Cassie Bitch, thankyou for the nickname, it's endearing. Good thing you respect me - 1. everyone should, of course; 2. you in particular are so far up your fucking arse you can see daylight, and you need to respect your youngers and betters.
-Kathleen Bishop.
BRILLIANT MAGAZINE! I wonder what The Nimrods are up to!? OMG! I gotta go see Davey at some point! And reality TV when I'm watching instead of being like on it? This should be interesting! But seriously - what is an armadillo!? James says it's an animal and Roxy says that I answered the question wrong. I don't believe them.
Lots of lurve,
-Joshua Ginger Firecracker xxx
The Nimrods thing is - intriguing, I really don't know what to make of it to be honest. And like Joshy said about the reality TV, but to a greater extent, the Birdies - Katie, the Comatoses and I ran nine of them altogether. It'll be so weird for Katie and me to watch! Good luck everyone.
Fantastic magazine, really good read!
-Bikki Hetestien X
((OOC : As my characters said, great work!))
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