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Jason: Sure man!
Jason smiles and then hands over some of his weed to Eric.
Jason: Heh, you should put it in the tea. |
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Glamazon: I'm fine thanks, Jason... tea shouldn't be messed with, it's a crime. I'm glad you appreciate it Karoliena. ;)
She turns to look at Eric as he introduces himself.
Glamazon: Don't you worry, sweetheart... I know plenty about you and Infinite, I'm a big, big fan. Call me Glamazon if you wish, or maybe Victoria... that's my real name; either is greatly appreciated. |
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Eric: Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to commit a little crime. Thank you for the suggestion, Jason, this'll go swimmingly!
As he stirs the weed into the cup, he whistles the tune to 'I'm a Little Teapot'.
Eric: A big fan, really? Well, at least I don't have a date who hates the music I make. That'd make for a very awkward night. I think I'll call you Glamazon, if you don't mind, as I've always been a fan of exotic names. For example, my real last name isn't even Quillington. It's Johnson. And, honestly, who'd want to be called 'Eric Johnson'? Well, aside from that one guitarist, of course.. |
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Glamazon raises her eyebrows in surprise.
Glamazon: Johnson? Really? Well, you learn something new everyday I guess. I have to say though, Quillington is much better... smart man. ;) |
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Jason laughs again, for no discernible reason. he then goes behind the counter again, to grab another beer for himself and Eric, forgetting about the tea. He then goes off on a tangent about random subjects.
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Glamazon: Jason... you could do a lot, and I mean A LOT better than someone like Cassie. Just saying. |
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Eric: A Jason/Cassie Hybrid... have you ever seen that movie 'Alien'? With the Xenomorph creature and stuff? No offense or anything, but that's how I imagine the baby. Make sure you wear protection tomorrow! For the sake of mankind, please don't forget!
Although his eyes are turning slightly red, Eric still tries to stay as outwardly civilized as possible.
Eric: Oh, I am a very smart man... I know my names, let me tell you! Plus, I do believe that's the only reason people even know about Infinite. The Beatles and Radiohead may create better music, but I have a better name than Thom Yorke and John Lennon...Edited by user 23 April 2011 06:34:32(UTC)
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Jason: I probably could do better, yeah... but I don't know, there's something about her. She's like, really feisty. I dunno man... she is a bitch, but there's a reason for it, I'm sure.
He turns back to Eric.
Jason: Wait, I get a cool alien baby? Fuck protection! I will raise it like one of my own... wait... never mind. And Thom Yorke's a pretty cool name. I agree though, Quillington is WAAAAAAY better... |
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Glamazon nods in agreement.
Glamazon: Thom and John should be jealous, very jealous. Jason, she's a bitch because she's most likely insecure... poor thing.
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Karoliena: * forages for,and finds herself a packet of tea*
Erich:hey,watcha got there?
Karoliena: dammit,erich.teabag jokes aren't funny.
Erich: *falls off chair in hysterics* you said teabag!
Karoliena:* shakes her head* will you ever grow up?
Erich: not if i can help it.*over hears talk of cassie* you think i could do better than cassie?
Karoliena: you already are.hey,you wanna freak people out?
Erich: sure.
The two " elderly fox hunters" kiss passionatly.when they are done erich's mustache is stuck to karoliena's*
Erich: it didnt work.....damn you and you blatently obvious femininity.
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Eric: Jason, I have the coolest date to the Birdies ever.
After giving him a thumbs-up and smiling like a five-year-old, Eric goes back to drinking his enhanced tea.
Eric: Think I'm... starting to feel slightly fuzzy, dude. Sorta like your hair, right? Heh... heh.. |
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Jason is in hysterics as Eric's pun and falls back from his seat. On his way down, he sees what seems to be two elderly fox hunting men kissing eachother.
Jason: Uh-uh, hell no! This is lemonparty all over again!
He brings himself up.
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Glamazon: I'm cool? Well, I try...
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Glamazon: Let's not go there... |
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Eric stares at the axe for several seconds before gulping in fear.
Eric: Sh-should I wear a jock-strap to the Birdies, or something? I mean... just... to be careful. In case something unexpected happens?
His nerves soon calm after taking another sip of tea.
Eric: Of course, I'm going to need that axe in case Infinite doesn't get the award of 'Best Rock Band'. It's my civic duty, as an egotistical rock star. PHAH! I just got why people laugh at 'duty'. It's because it sounds similar to.. yeah... |
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Jason: That axe is badass! That'd be how I want to go, definitely. A jock strap is always a good idea for any occasion. And I think this year'll be your year at the Birdies.... |
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Glamazon: Aww, jock-straps ruin all the fun, don't do it. I won't use it on you, I promise... I'll be gentle.
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Eric: Good! Because they can be rather uncomfortable to wear. Especially if I see a rather good-looking girl or something. Then I... yeah...
He quickly changes the subject after awkwardly clearing his throat.
Eric: Thank you, though! With support from both Jason on the judging panels, and Glamazon with her lovely axe, I see no reason why the Birdies shouldn't be a triumph! How are you going to sneak that weapon into the show, though? I mean, don't you think the security will view that as something of a health hazard? |
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Jason: The security will probably be scared shitless as well... and, yeah, I vot- I mean, I haven't handed in my voted yet, so you never know... |
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Glamazon: I'll hide the axe under my dress or something? Hmm... maybe I need a new plan, I shall get it in, now let's hope this doesn't leak out to the media. Fuckers. |
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Jason: I'll hide it in my hair if you want and then give it over. Actually, wait until the sexiest male awards have been announced and THEN give it over. |
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