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A tired looking Katie Coyle leaves her hotel with a minder
So....it seems everyone's favourite dyke just can't admit what's the reality of her life. The lover of Miss Vanity, folk starlet Katie Coyle, has thrown a strop of liverlicking proportions this morning, supposedly walking out on the two remaining dates of the Just Another US Tour.
The report came to us this morning, after Coyle apparently failed to show in Orlando for the sound check ahead of the penultimate perfomance. Chaos contacted her management company who admitted to us that, "Due to an increased stress level, after unfounded allegations, Miss Coyle has elected to postpone the last two dates of the Just Another US Tour. She apologises to all her fans, and intimated that she hopes they enjoy all of the other acts, and have a great night."
However, just as Chaos was about to throw this story into the ether, we received a call from Ms Coyle herself!! Despite the fact that she refused to confirm being Miss Vanity's personal furry cup, we listened to what she had to say anyway, and were almost ecstatic that she is throwing a childlike tantrum.
"I think my management told you I left because of stress?" Coyle confirmed, before adding "That's not true! I've refused to go near the stage because of that bitch in Suburban Sunrise, Nicole Woods!! She deliberately gave you people more fuel to stoke this fire of humiliation against me, and I don't want to see her tonight, tomorrow, or ever! So I'm leaving their stupid tour!"
Given that Coyle has been handed a massive break in the states through this tour alone, it seems wildly careerly suicidal that she would walk out at such a late stage, and even stupider that she would give such a childish reason for it.....for us though, it's just freaking hilarious! Please keep it coming Miss Dyke, this is just brilliant!
Oh, and if you admit it, everyone can rest easy.
Edited by user 27 April 2011 22:51:22(UTC)
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