mmmmmmmmmm. this shit is just tooooo tasty for words (not actual shit!) Stories, it seems, are like buses. We waited all week to hear more, and then BAM! Two stories at once....you voted Chaos Online Readers....the fate was in your hands...ENJOY!Lesbianism, but not limited to the Birdies?It's been a good week for Chaos. Thanks to two lovely ladies (thank you both...HA!) we have had more hits this week alone than in the rest of our existence. In fact, more people read the site than the rubbish, airy fairy magazine this past week.
However, we were starting to get worried when we realised that simply referring back to our reliable source all the time might eventually get old. Imagine our delight then when a new story came in last night, with a shiny new source, a shiny new locale, and the same two girls!
Chaos was contacted by email yesterday, and given a number to call for "confidential info on your big story". So we did, and he did. It turns out that the man on the other end of the line was "a" manager with Hilton Hotels, working in Los Angeles, who tells us that he suspects the munching of the rugs has been going on longer than we all thought.
The Hilton @LAX where the manager in question worksThe manager stated that it was whilst watching last week's IMA awards show on TV, that he noticed a girl in the artist's area of the audience, and immediately recognised her as the girl who has been making a lot of gossip amongst his staff recently. Katie Coyle, the up and coming folk pop star has allegedly been jetting in and out of LA to visit the hotel on a number of occasions over the past few months, whilst she was on tour in the US with Suburban Sunrise. But how could she afford it?
"She has not been booking a room," the manager told Chaos, " she's been...visiting!" Allegedly, the heads of staff began to turn a few weeks back, when a blonde girl dressed in black, with a hood drawn up over her head started arriving in the hotel, and going straight into the elevator without even looking at any staff.
"This is a top celebrity hotel", the manager continues, "we are not supposed to ask questions! My boss told me she was a musician from London on tour and so I went with it, she didn't look suspicious. She just looked like any other star, battling to hide themselves from the paps."
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Vanity often enjoys the quiet of the hotel at LAX"Who has she been visiting? Well...Miss Vanity! Night after night...for weeks! It's absurd. Miss Vanity calls room service at all times of the night....all the time, and it's always the same. 'ummm hello, room service, we'd like 2 bottles of champagne, and some whipped cream...lots of whipped cream' and then you hear an English girl in the background laughing away.
"Like I said, it's been going on for ages, but this is a top celeb hotel...I guess they expected some privacy...I'll more than likely lose my job for this, but after what you guys are paying, I don't care!"
Katie did NOT look happy entering the hotel and being photographedChaos, being as fair as Chaos is, decided to ask the lesbians themselves (once again) to confirm the story....but it seems all of their phones just divert to their publicist Jacks Glifford (anyone esle find it weird that they hire the same publicist on the same day?)
Glifford told Chaos, "I have listened to your allegations, and I have spoken to both girls personally. They have each confirmed to me once again that this story is unsubstantiated lies. Should Chaos persist with this matter, then we will be left with no option but to sue the magazine.
"There is not a shred of truth to this, and the sooner the gutter press leaves these girls alone the better. Did you not see what happened to Katie because of you last week?"
Hmmmm....what really happened? You decide! It's looking dodgy though girls!
Did someone tie their shoelaces together? They've only gone and tripped each other up! (OOC: The prize goes to bikki for being the only one who noticed)Well, wasn't that fun? Did you see it? You must have. the whole of Twitter is talking about it. They only went and totally lesbianically tripped each other up! It was epic!
Appearing on separate radio shows in the same day, they were obviously trying to lay it to rest once and for all, but the two stars got some wires crossed somewhere, and totally arsed up!
Appearing on Radio One this morning, first off, Miss Dykey Coyle told presenter Fearne Cotton,
"I can say categorically that I did not kiss Miss Vanity at the Birdies. In fact, I didn't even meet Miss Vanity at the Birdies and I never have. The closest I got to her was just seeing her on stage presenting awards. I doubt she even knew who I was before the story came out." A plausible story? possibly, and she even managed to stay calm about it for once!However, just three hours later and Miss Vanity appears on Capital FM, obviously forgetting what the official party line was (if there ever was one), as she told the DJ,
"Of course, me and Katie did meet backstage but it was only to exchange a few words, she told me she was a fan of my music and I said likewise to her; that was all there is to it"So did they meet? Didn't they meet? What happened? We dont know? Of course we don't know....they don't even know!
Oh, how glorious. For a while we believed them (ok we didn't at all), but now....it's just too good. Vanity is the one who has remained cool, calm and collected throughout, and then it's she who trips up Dykey with a big, pink gay dildo.
Will they now admit it?
