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So I'm reading up on this blog and shit and this comes up: http://www.blogcdn.com/w...1/04/jesus-vs-batman.jpgI call Jesus' team. |
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Yeeeeah  Team Jesus. |
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Yeah but then there is the debate of; how can you prove Jesus is real... |
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I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
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Matticus wrote:Yeah but then there is the debate of; how can you prove Jesus is real... No offense but i dont even see why people have to ask that question. |
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Hands down, Batman has a better suit than Jesus...
Also, I believe Jesus was real...I do not believe the whole son of god thing. Having weighed stuff up for all my 23 years, I am 100% atheist. I do believe Jesus was a cracking bloke though, who clearly taught many amazing things about morals, ethics and peace. |
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RoseJapanFan wrote:Matticus wrote:Yeah but then there is the debate of; how can you prove Jesus is real... No offense but i dont even see why people have to ask that question. Okay, maybe that was worded incorrectly; how can anybody prove that Jesus did all of these miraculous things that he has apparently done, all we have is a book and a church system which preaches from this book. How can anybody prove that this book wasn't just a novel that got out of hand... I havent personally read the bible and I am not claiming to know everything or even much about it - but all I know is that it is a good 2000 years old and for all we know records could have been changed and the book edited to seem more majestic... But this is just my view - I am not saying that God is not real and I am not denying Jesus did any of his miricles, just merely saying that all we have to go on is a book... |
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genocidal king wrote:Hands down, Batman has a better suit than Jesus...
Also, I believe Jesus was real...I do not believe the whole son of god thing. Having weighed stuff up for all my 23 years, I am 100% atheist. I do believe Jesus was a cracking bloke though, who clearly taught many amazing things about morals, ethics and peace. That is far more like it - agreed |
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I once read a book about wizards who went to school in the midlands...it was a school that no one could see though. That has to be true.
Seriously though. The point matticus makes about the book is a good one. It could theoretically be full of glorifications, bragging, and one upsmanship from it's many different contributors. |
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Hold on now. I said Jesus vs. BATMAN. The Dark Knight, the one that Jim Lee wrote about. A fictional character.
Lets leave all that "Is he real" shit outside the door because in this particular case, he happens to be fighting Batman. The fictional character from comic books. Preferably Pre-Morrison run. |
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Ok then....let me see.
Does Jesus have the Joker on his side? I doubt he'd want him there, but at the same time, you can't really keep the Joker out of a fight with Batman.
Ultimately, it's gonna come down to accessories, and Jesus can walk on water all he wants...Batman has much cooler weaponry. |
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genocidal king wrote:Ok then....let me see.
Does Jesus have the Joker on his side? I doubt he'd want him there, but at the same time, you can't really keep the Joker out of a fight with Batman.
Ultimately, it's gonna come down to accessories, and Jesus can walk on water all he wants...Batman has much cooler weaponry. Well I suppose the Joker would be on Jesus' side ergo, Batman has the Antichrist on his side. |
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That's a pretty amazing piece of atheist trolling right there. If you come from a position that Jesus is real and did a wonderful thing for all of humanity you probably won't see the humour. If you don't believe Jesus is anything more than a fictional character, you can put Jesus in one of those nerd fantasy superhero showdowns with Batman, and Batman almost certainly would win. It's funny because the only power Jesus has is faith. |
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DistortedAudio wrote:Hold on now. I said Jesus vs. BATMAN. The Dark Knight, the one that Jim Lee wrote about. A fictional character.
Lets leave all that "Is he real" shit outside the door because in this particular case, he happens to be fighting Batman. The fictional character from comic books. Preferably Pre-Morrison run. I know; I was just continuing what they were going on about, because that woman pulled the batman isn't real card out, but the other guy could have done the same thing... |
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Gildermershina wrote:That's a pretty amazing piece of atheist trolling right there. If you come from a position that Jesus is real and did a wonderful thing for all of humanity you probably won't see the humour. If you don't believe Jesus is anything more than a fictional character, you can put Jesus in one of those nerd fantasy superhero showdowns with Batman, and Batman almost certainly would win. It's funny because the only power Jesus has is faith. well he also has the power of the reserection.... according to southpark.... so no matter how many times batman KO's the bugger he would just keep getting up..... but i still reckon Bruce has the upper hand in any fist fight/ apocalyptic showdown.... |
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
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Rincewind wrote:Gildermershina wrote:That's a pretty amazing piece of atheist trolling right there. If you come from a position that Jesus is real and did a wonderful thing for all of humanity you probably won't see the humour. If you don't believe Jesus is anything more than a fictional character, you can put Jesus in one of those nerd fantasy superhero showdowns with Batman, and Batman almost certainly would win. It's funny because the only power Jesus has is faith. well he also has the power of the reserection.... according to southpark.... so no matter how many times batman KO's the bugger he would just keep getting up..... but i still reckon Bruce has the upper hand in any fist fight/ apocalyptic showdown.... Well to be fair, Jesus came back to life once, doesn't mean he has infinite resurrection powers. Besides, he did so then ascended to heaven. It's not like he came back to get revenge or whatever. |
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Gildermershina wrote:Rincewind wrote:Gildermershina wrote:That's a pretty amazing piece of atheist trolling right there. If you come from a position that Jesus is real and did a wonderful thing for all of humanity you probably won't see the humour. If you don't believe Jesus is anything more than a fictional character, you can put Jesus in one of those nerd fantasy superhero showdowns with Batman, and Batman almost certainly would win. It's funny because the only power Jesus has is faith. well he also has the power of the reserection.... according to southpark.... so no matter how many times batman KO's the bugger he would just keep getting up..... but i still reckon Bruce has the upper hand in any fist fight/ apocalyptic showdown.... Well to be fair, Jesus came back to life once, doesn't mean he has infinite resurrection powers. Besides, he did so then ascended to heaven. It's not like he came back to get revenge or whatever. Whoever wrote the book totally did not think it through. That would have been a much better ending. |
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Exactly, Jesus comes back, and goes after Pilate, Judas, the Jews, the carpenter who made the cross, and eventually he battles Satan the tempter on a bridge over a volcano. |
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well southpark says its a power he can use again and again.... and lets face it, i trust southpark a lot more than i do the bible!! then again..... jesus could just turn a river of water into wine and give batman alcohol poisening.... Edited by user 04 May 2011 21:44:37(UTC)
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I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
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Rincewind wrote:well southpark says its a power he can use again and again.... and lets face it, i trust southpark a lot more than i do the bible!!
then again..... jesus could just turn a river of water into wine and give batman alcohol poisening.... Batman doesn't drink. Wayne maybe... |
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