Erich: *falls out of chair,gasping for air between laughs.* oh man.thats too funny.

Erica : its not funny! Some people like smaller.....ones.

Nina: yeh.but even you look busty in comparison.

Erica:realy?! *admires herself in the mirror.* say...i do,dont i?

Cassie: Aww man that is horrible, I hope that this issue is resolved soon.

while some people were swept up with the chaos awards' pomp and festoonery,erich and karoliena of atomic war bride were not.after being unceremoniously turned away at the red carpet event,they retired to a nearby london hotel to watch it on tv.inspiration struck when kamikaze kate awarded the trophy for "best personality". karoliena and erich wrote a song,and flipped on a video camera,her is the fruits of their labor.



as seen on atomicwarbride.com

Video opens with karoliena and erich sitting on a bed,inside a hotel.erich is shirtless? Naked? You really cant tell as the body of his gretsch obscures most of him.karoliena gets
off the bed and starts playing a slow bassline,and erich joins in with a standard rockabilly riff.

erich: *spoken* Ok.this tune is going out to a special little lady.a lady named...kate.ah one,ah two,ah three.



Eye sockets blackend,Skin a corpsey white.
Getting smacked around by you......
Oooooh,sheer dirty delight!

Be my abusive panda bear,chomp some bamboo.
Little girl.you know what i want you to do.
Cut me,fuck me,bury me in a shallow grave.
there's a great secluded spot right behind the shop n save!

Miss kamikaze, come and crash into my warship.
Plummet from the sky,like a sexy phantom bullet.
burn my flight deck,send me to the deep.
davey jones locker,and the endless sleep.

So, cmon sweet lady kate.complete your mission from Hirohito.im a carrier,and you're a zero.
sneak attack and bomb my pearl harbor,no gi joe hero.



karoliena and erich crack up and turn off the camera.


ooc:all in good fun.

Cassie: Yay a wedding! I bet he knew that shes his soul mate, that's probably why he proposed to her after such a short time of them being together.

Cassie: You know there are such things as fairytales, not everyone has to be irresponsible by getting someone pregnant. Sorry you never received any love you're whole life. Would you like to talk about it? I'm here for you ya know.

ElectroDeath recorded last week the track which will feature Miss Vanity on vocals, while the own Vanity was in her South America leg of her current tour. The track it's called "WICCA" and it will be the second duet that the girls ever did. Magie commented in her twitter about it.

"Wow guys, Miss Vanity and her powerful voice are with us in WICCA!" Magie

After a long time away from the music world, Herr Fische have returned with a new/old single. The 16 legged freakshow as they describe themselves have released a new version of their old faithful Acid Woman. The new Darth Vader Version of the song features a unknown group called the West Street Karma Poets who have contributed to the vocals and electro/dance remix of the song. Speaking to us recently, Herr Fische guitarist Kii Kii Lii explained ''We wanted to give something back to our long suffering fans who have stuck by us for so long. We decided to choose to re-release/remix Acid Woman because we know how much our fans love this song. The West Street Karma Poets did most of the work really, we just provided them with the original and they used their techno genius and vocals to create the version we have just released.''. Speaking about the WSKP, Kii Kii described them as 'Amazing people and so glad to work with such a talented bunch of young people'. The single/e.p features the single Acid Woman, the song 'Running With Scissors' from the band's 'Behemoth' album and a new song Called 'I'm Over The Moon',described as 'Jazz From Hell' by the band. The single/e.p is out now independently. Here is the artwork.



The band have also began working on a follow up to their last album 'Zebra'. ''We have been away for so long that we just want to get back and create some new music for everyone to enjoy/hate depending on your viewpoint of us.'' explained Kii Kii. ''Rehearsals and writing/recording sessions have been so far very rewarding and fun, no backstabbing bullshit like when we were recording Zebra'' Kii Kii also explained that the band have written 'enough songs for 2 albums' and that fans should expect an 'insane audio experience' featuring all sorts of exotic instruments and the 'usual madness' expected from Herr Fische.

The band begin their new tour, dubbed the Inevitable Cash In Reunion Tour on June 20th in Hartlepool, UK. Tickets are on sale now.