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#1 Posted : 23 June 2011 05:38:52(UTC)
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So, we all know that 'Javen' were 'the' power couple way back when - until Raven fell out of a helicopter and Jakey [Comatose] died of leukaemia. But Cayla knows all of that, now onto the meat. Now, Regan Jessica Robbins, aka. Raven Storme, appears to have moved on, to another man she's sharing a label with. Yup, she proposed to Scott H, fellow co-owner of Total Eclipse Alliance Records over Twitter - seriously, WTF!? - just hours after he left her and drugged himself up, thinking of her (him?) as a man, which is the thing that Raven, a transgender, hates most. The row happened after something to do with Raven's mum and manager Renée Storme listening to "DGAF" by The Sex Kittens, and getting offended for Raven. Those Sex Kittens eh? Don't give a fuck, but make everyone else give one!

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Man in a dress or beautiful bride? What do you think?

Raven says that she would like to set the wedding date for 5th July 2011, her 28th birthday, because she says that big stuff always happens on her birthdays and it would be lucky. Raven ran away from home on her 16th, her brother died on her 18th, and then she 'died' on her 27th. I think you better get Scott to choose the date to wheel you down the aisle, darling - and also, WTF are you going to do about that surname? Raven Storme, Raven Comatose, Raven H? Doesn't have the same ring to it, hun.

Congratulations to the happy couple and Cayla better get a wedding invite. She'd return the favour, but spinsterhood is clearly the better option.
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Scott H: i would like to complain about the bit of that article that suggests I ran away because of Raven's ummm secret!

Also, if Raven wants to go on the 5th of July that's cool with me, i don't mind. How long is that? 2 weeks? Run away!!!
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Angel: Wait? So you used to be a man?


Scott H: yeah, and I still am. Weird question
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Angel: Scott not you dumb ass! The bitch your marrying!
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Angel: Scott not you dumb ass! The bitch your marrying!


Scott H: 1. Less of the "bitch" please guys...please. And 2. She's a woman, that's all that matters as far as I'm concerned
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Angel: Excuse me but I know your not telling me what the fuck im supposed to be doing. And was she ever a dude? I am very confused about if she was a dude at any point in her life
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Raven : Physically, yes, I was born a boy, but have always been 100% female-minded and went through a bunch of complex surgeries to match body to mind.
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Angel: So now you have a pussy?

Raven : Yes, it was quite painful, but you can't tell unless you're really looking.
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Angel: So now you have a pussy?

Raven : Yes, it was quite painful, but you can't tell unless you're really looking.


Scott H: wait...you can tell?
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Angel: Scott your a homophob aren't you?


Scott H: what the hell would make you say that? And no, I'm totally not!
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Angel: Well you freaked out at the fact your fiance used to be a dude and now your freaking out a lil that you can sorta tell her puss used to be a dick
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Angel: Well you freaked out at the fact your fiance used to be a dude and now your freaking out a lil that you can sorta tell her puss used to be a dick


Scott H: that doesn't make me a homophobe...I'm just not into dudes...I got nothing against gay people at all. It's fine though, I love Raven anyway, ill admit I got freaked and ran, but it's all good now.
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Scott H: wait...you can tell?

Raven : If you've got a genetic XX girl laying next to me and you're looking out for a difference, you might be able to notice, but otherwise, there's no way to tell. If you had two naked girls next to you, the last thing you'd be doing is sitting there looking at our vaginas, so that's not going to happen.
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Scott H: wait...you can tell?

Raven : If you've got a genetic XX girl laying next to me and you're looking out for a difference, you might be able to notice, but otherwise, there's no way to tell. If you had two naked girls next to you, the last thing you'd be doing is sitting there looking at our vaginas, so that's not going to happen.


Scott H: Oh I see. And Im kinda guessing the "two naked girls next to you" isn't exactly something I'll have to worry about after the 5th anyway haha
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