((OOC : Most of this was written before Scott's tweet, so excuse the frivolity of it.))
ReneeStormeMILF : Party at the soup kitchen for @ravenesque's birthday tonight! :D Thanks to everyone who's helping out - @kettlechipsmash for helping make lunch, @SusanStormeGILF for pushing me along when I was feeling tired and of course @RealReganWolfe for actually getting out of bed, lol. I hope EVERYONE turns up! And I mean, EVERYONE.
SusanStormeGILF : @ReneeStormeMILF Well you did need a kick up the ass, Renée, and don't get me started on Regan's side of the family, or those lazy DBMers - except that guy with the big shoes, he was cute. What's his name?
ReneeStormeMILF : @SusanStormeGILF MOM! And his name is Joshy Firecracker, @supersmoshbro47.
SusanStormeGILF : @supersmoshbro47 Hey Smosh, wanna smash?
supersmoshbro47 : @SusanStormeGILF :O SURE! I totally love you!
SusanStormeGILF : @supersmoshbro47 No thanks. One-night stand only. I don't do relationships.
ravenesque : @reneestormemilf 1. thanks for all this, but i don't want it to be too big. 28 isn't a milestone or anything. 2. you let @kettlechipsmash cook!? 3. i guess you know what it's like to have your mother cause havoc on twitter. 4. @realreganwolfe hi dad, nice stalker account you got there. 5. @susanstormegilf @supersmoshbro47 UGH!
ReneeStormeMILF : @ravenesque HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1. You always say this, hun. You'll enjoy it. Especially if EVERYONE turns up. 2. Yes! Never met anyone who knew so many ways to use a packet of Smash! :D 3. I guess I owe you a lot more apologies than I think I do, doll. 4. He only uses it to follow us and laugh at middle-aged women who still think he's hot. 5. Chastity belts at the ready. You do up Joshy, I'll do up Gramma Sue.
((Scott tweeted about here))
SusanStormeGILF : @ravenesque Happy birthday Regan! I'll be watching out for belts today - to belt that fiancé of yours with if he doesn't turn up today! You should swing, like me.
ravenesque : @scottoffthepress from someone with experience, soup kitchens are a good place to go. free, and they take care of you.
kestrelesque : @ScottOffThePress Ever heard "Runaway Train" by Raven Storme? It's a good one. ((OOC :
clicky yarr))