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Offline hairyharry  
#1 Posted : 07 July 2011 13:47:46(UTC)
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TEMPORARY VAGINA

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Our New Band “Temporary Vagina”. We started out a few months ago and we're planning to release some music very soon. We are currently independent, just like your mother.


I'm Jesus. My name is "Jesus". Don't ask questions and ask forgiveness now.


We are from Hilo, Hawaii. We are very proud of our small state, yeah! Hawaii is nice place. Beach and hot bitches. We really do not take the music industry as serious as we should, but who cares. This is life we’re talking about! Let’s make some god damn music. You like us? Done Deal. We’ll make more. Don’t like us? We’ll make more just to piss you the fuck off. I’m just that fucking solid man. I got the vocals, I’m sexy, I can drop it like it’s hot and I could bang on many things……. - Jesus

Interesting facts:

-Uses Google translate to communicate with his traditional Chinese deaf mother.

-Slapped and spat on a record label executive in the face for not offering him a contract.


My Name is "S". I really love the letter S. "S" is my name


Please excuse my bandmate there. I like sex. He’s a dumb egotistic gumba. I like sex. I’m the lead singer of the band. I like sex. He’s actually a pretty nice dude at times. I like sex. But you just have to deal with his huge ego. I like sex. Typical right? Oh yeah….and I DO NOT like sex. Don’t listen to what anyone says. Anyways....I can play all kinds of flutes ;) - S

Interesting Fact:

-Is a sex addict, and has to have sex at least once a day, otherwise he starts to harass men from the ages of 21-35.

-Confuses Britney Spears with Sinéad O'Connor.


I decided to call myself "Seven", because I have 7 things of everything. '7' is my name.


I’m a fucking female, and my bands name is “Temporary Vagina”. If owned a dick temporarily, I would slap it across these two gumbas. They annoy the hell out of me. But you gotta love those two gumbas. I guess..... I’m like the brain of the group. The one who nags at everyone at times, but I’m pretty cool to hang out with at the same time. I drink alcoholic beverages and I smoke once a while, but I’m pretty chill overall. "Alcoholic beverages" sounds cool okay....... Anyways. I play the accordion and any sort of keyboard.

Interesting Fact:

-Sings the "Frasier" theme song when no one's looking.

-Can play “Mary had A Little Lamb” with her tongue on any instrument.

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Offline John  
#2 Posted : 07 July 2011 13:58:23(UTC)
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John-You guys have already become, like, the sixth or seventh best band in the world and you haven't even recorded any music yet.
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John York-Guitarist/Multi-Instrumentalist-Genres-Alt Rock/Post-Punk, heavily interested in the Avant-Guard-Face Claim-Graham Coxon- Is Currently-Screwing around
Kim Black-Vocalist/Bassist-Post-Punk/New Wave-Is currently-In India trying to find herself
Website for my old Post-Punk band, which featured John and Kim
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#3 Posted : 07 July 2011 14:16:56(UTC)
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#4 Posted : 07 July 2011 16:53:14(UTC)
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Awards (stroking myself and thinking I'm superior):
@Chaos awards:
Best Band - Mind
Best Album - Shattered Fairytale by Mind
Technical Ecstasy - Jason Smith (x3)
Best Solo Male - Jason Smith
Birdies:
Best Producer - Jason Smith

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#5 Posted : 07 July 2011 17:41:13(UTC)
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#6 Posted : 07 July 2011 20:56:15(UTC)
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Joshy : I LOVE THIS BAND ALREADY! I like sex.
Roxy : *facepalm* He's going to end all his sentences like that from now on. Hello by the way, I'm Roxy Firecracker, I'm the Firecracker 47 guitarist, and this is my brother ....
Joshy : Joshua Ginger Firecracker, vocalist of Firecracker 47 and god of shoes and metrosexual blunders! I like sex.

OOC : LOL, brilliant! :D
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joshy, neon bras and full frontal neck nuzzling | blacked out by sean smith's neck | startled by joshy's furry presence
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Offline genocidal king  
#7 Posted : 07 July 2011 21:12:52(UTC)
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Scott H: nice name. My band is called Sanitary Towel, it's almost as if you were made to support us...haha. Can't wait to hear what you can do.

Ooc: great intro

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#8 Posted : 07 July 2011 22:04:54(UTC)
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Alexia MiMi
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#9 Posted : 07 July 2011 22:42:22(UTC)
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Yulia: I can imagine hundred ways of having a "Temporary Vagina" and all of them excites me so much! LOL

OOC: LMAO, I like it very much. I like sex. I think you're gonna be huge here. I like sex.... this reminds me someone I met long time ago ;p
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Groove In Downtown

I was gone for a while, but I'm back (not that you care about LOL)
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#10 Posted : 08 July 2011 00:07:47(UTC)
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Thank you all so much. This is exciting, you are all so nice here! I have some cool stories I'm writing right now but wont be posted until the latter of this week as I'm quite busy with my job at the moment. Hope you guys enjoy them. I feel like a gumba for not logging on any sooner. I'm not a fan of my own sense of humor, but it's nice to see someone laugh at my lame jokes once in a while. Thanks guys :)
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#11 Posted : 08 July 2011 00:15:53(UTC)
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Thank you all so much. This is exciting, you are all so nice here! I have some cool stories I'm writing right now but wont be posted until the latter of this week as I'm quite busy with my job at the moment. Hope you guys enjoy them. I feel like a gumba for not logging on any sooner. I'm not a fan of my own sense of humor, but it's nice to see someone laugh at my lame jokes once in a while. Thanks guys :)

Alexia MiMi: That's one talent you just discovered about yourself....Humor XD
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Alexia MiMi
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Danielle Fierce
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#12 Posted : 08 July 2011 08:07:33(UTC)
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OOC: Updated the first page, with the face claims. Now I'm set to go :)
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#13 Posted : 08 July 2011 08:49:48(UTC)
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We're now looking for a label ;)- Temporary Vagina
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#14 Posted : 08 July 2011 08:49:58(UTC)
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OOC: Wow, the introduction is very funny! Welcome here! :D


MY ACTIVE ACTS
Titans (Laurence, Jo, Martina, Den, Tanya)
Kegan Dawson - Actor, presenter, radio speaker, model, showman
Cj Frankson - Youtuber, Actor, model, showman
Rashai Mari - Model, Dj
Igor Stanovski - Russian tycoon, businessman
Claire Becker - Writer, vocal coach, presenter, radio speaker
Augusto Lincoln - Enterpreneur, model, manager
Lukas Paradiso - Model, Actor

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Zafari Mari 👩🏾‍🦲, Rose Hemsworth 👩🏻‍🦰, David Hernandez 👱🏻, Natasha Stanovski 👧🏻, Fabriano Galore 👨🏻


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#16 Posted : 08 July 2011 15:57:06(UTC)
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I would like the record to show that I too like sex. - Matt Collins
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#17 Posted : 08 July 2011 23:59:47(UTC)
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;132878]I would like the record to show that I too like sex. - Matt Collins




S: Sounds like a done deal Drool
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#18 Posted : 09 July 2011 03:59:13(UTC)
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Temporary Vagina Blog #1


Seven:


Hello, :) We're currently taking a break from the studio to do the very first blog on our sorry ass website. Our manager keeps saying we need to interact with our fans a bit more. As if we had any! We need some website designers ASAP, that's what we need. But anyways........

We're currently looking for a chance to go on tour by the end of this year as opening acts. We're gonna do our best but before that I need to get S to see a psychiatrist first. I' starting to worry about him. I don't know if I could deal with his sexual rampages anymore. I'm praying that he just doesn't go mental on our first performance coming up. Well.....I've been writing most of songs for the band as of late. It's pretty nice to see it all come together. Laying down the vocals and what not. Our first single, just might grab your attention. *fingers crossed*


Jesus (said):


To all of my adoring fans. It must be so nice of me, to even take time out of my super busy schedule to write this littke thing. But I just want to say, that I'll de doing my best just for you in the studio today. Amen. Ok? Thank you very much!


S:


I've been taking too many bathroom breaks, that's why Seven is mad at me right now. I don;t see what I'm doing wrong :(. But other than that music is coing along pretty great. Very depressing this thing though. I wish I had a temporary vagina right now :(

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We are unvealing tracklisting of our new album soon......... stay tuned!
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