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Originally Posted by: Gildermershina  Started writing a slightly ridiculous and overly long rap at work yesterday, which was supposed to be a 30 second radio jingle. It's maybe called "Welcome to the Afternoon" Here's several excerpts of the kitchen-sink current version: Quote:These men can find their way I assume
But ladies may I show you to your rooms?
If you need anything just call
I'll be right outside your room in the hall
Excuse me sir, can I check your ticket?
When's the train to Troon? Oops you missed it
Next one's at a quarter to Noon
No wait sorry
That one's for Whifflet Quote:If you're at home eating dinner, sorry if I spoil it
But did you hear the one about how Elvis died on the toilet?
In a pool of his own vomit, s**t and burgers
What?
Too soon?
Ha ha!
Welcome to the Afternoon Quote:Went on African Safari to catch me a yellow baboon
Leaned over the side and speared him from a hot air balloon
[Phoom!]
[Urk!]
Hit him in the neck with a poison-tip harpoon
Ha ha!
Welcome to the Afternoon Quote:A table set for two
Candles set the mood
The butler brings out the food
Offered him a plate of steak
Dude spat it out half-chewed
That's just rude
So I broke into the guy's house with a brick
Tied his children up nude
And wrapped them up in plastic
Guy was a prize class prick
Number one buffoon
So I beat him to death with a Chapman Stick
Then went in the back room
Took his clarinet and his wife's bassoon
Ha ha!
Welcome to the Afternoon Buddy, add a couple slangs and slurs, you'll be the next Billboard chart-topper |
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Originally Posted by: Mt. Epic Originally Posted by: Gildermershina Started writing a slightly ridiculous and overly long rap at work yesterday, which was supposed to be a 30 second radio jingle. It's maybe called "Welcome to the Afternoon" Here's several excerpts of the kitchen-sink current version: Quote:These men can find their way I assume
But ladies may I show you to your rooms?
If you need anything just call
I'll be right outside your room in the hall
Excuse me sir, can I check your ticket?
When's the train to Troon? Oops you missed it
Next one's at a quarter to Noon
No wait sorry
That one's for Whifflet Quote:If you're at home eating dinner, sorry if I spoil it
But did you hear the one about how Elvis died on the toilet?
In a pool of his own vomit, s**t and burgers
What?
Too soon?
Ha ha!
Welcome to the Afternoon Quote:Went on African Safari to catch me a yellow baboon
Leaned over the side and speared him from a hot air balloon
[Phoom!]
[Urk!]
Hit him in the neck with a poison-tip harpoon
Ha ha!
Welcome to the Afternoon Quote:A table set for two
Candles set the mood
The butler brings out the food
Offered him a plate of steak
Dude spat it out half-chewed
That's just rude
So I broke into the guy's house with a brick
Tied his children up nude
And wrapped them up in plastic
Guy was a prize class prick
Number one buffoon
So I beat him to death with a Chapman Stick
Then went in the back room
Took his clarinet and his wife's bassoon
Ha ha!
Welcome to the Afternoon Buddy, add a couple slangs and slurs, you'll be the next Billboard chart-topper I was really going in a more underground direction. Been listening way too much to that DANGERDOOM record. |
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Finally ordered a new laptop, hopefully meant to be getting it by July 13th. I also had a major haircut for the first time in nearly two years. nobody cares but oh well..
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As much I've been advice to stay off the internet, I don't really have a social life. Maybe I just need to meet new people. But other than that, its boring just to sit around watching comedy movies all day long. Who in the world would want a man like me?
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Shooting my first "music video" soon. Kinda nervous. I also have an eyelid infection and it looks like I have a black eye. Woop-de-facking-do. |
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Some good news for me today, I get to go home tomorrow, and I should be recovering with time. I'm so happy and ready to get out to the world again. Been writing songs like crazy. No TV for me for the next few years that's for sure.
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Originally Posted by: Gildermershina Originally Posted by: Mt. Epic Originally Posted by: Gildermershina Started writing a slightly ridiculous and overly long rap at work yesterday, which was supposed to be a 30 second radio jingle. It's maybe called "Welcome to the Afternoon" Here's several excerpts of the kitchen-sink current version: Quote:These men can find their way I assume
But ladies may I show you to your rooms?
If you need anything just call
I'll be right outside your room in the hall
Excuse me sir, can I check your ticket?
When's the train to Troon? Oops you missed it
Next one's at a quarter to Noon
No wait sorry
That one's for Whifflet Quote:If you're at home eating dinner, sorry if I spoil it
But did you hear the one about how Elvis died on the toilet?
In a pool of his own vomit, s**t and burgers
What?
Too soon?
Ha ha!
Welcome to the Afternoon Quote:Went on African Safari to catch me a yellow baboon
Leaned over the side and speared him from a hot air balloon
[Phoom!]
[Urk!]
Hit him in the neck with a poison-tip harpoon
Ha ha!
Welcome to the Afternoon Quote:A table set for two
Candles set the mood
The butler brings out the food
Offered him a plate of steak
Dude spat it out half-chewed
That's just rude
So I broke into the guy's house with a brick
Tied his children up nude
And wrapped them up in plastic
Guy was a prize class prick
Number one buffoon
So I beat him to death with a Chapman Stick
Then went in the back room
Took his clarinet and his wife's bassoon
Ha ha!
Welcome to the Afternoon Buddy, add a couple slangs and slurs, you'll be the next Billboard chart-topper I was really going in a more underground direction. Been listening way too much to that DANGERDOOM record. Relax buddy, I was trying to pay you a compliment. :) the mainstream is where the money's at! (even though it usually sucks, but....still take it as a compliment :P) |
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Back home. Going offline for a few days, to relax and possibly enjoy my therapy. I'm feeling positive today :)
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Unemployment again! Hooray! Apparently my temp Scotrail job ends on Wednesday. I guess I made it easy for them to sack me by being late three times, though one of those was absolutely outwith my control, and one of those times was by one minute. On the plus side though, I can go back on housing benefit. Unless the agency manage to get me another job of course. |
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Originally Posted by: Gildermershina Unemployment again! Hooray! Apparently my temp Scotrail job ends on Wednesday. I guess I made it easy for them to sack me by being late three times, though one of those was absolutely outwith my control, and one of those times was by one minute. On the plus side though, I can go back on housing benefit. Unless the agency manage to get me another job of course. Wow, thought it was meant to be until the end of the summer? |
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Woman from the paper shop that gave me for free the things I needed most to finish my happy box, you're a saint. I now worship you.
God, I'm becoming such a pothead. |
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Watching the live stream to Slipknot at Sonisphere festival, not even the biggest fan of the band but they know how to put on a show.
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Sold my Bass today. Proceeding to sell a small amount of my vast collection of keyboards soon as well as various bizarre/rare/signed CDs and random items of vintage clothing. My aim by the end of the next two weeks (which is the earliest I'm potentially moving out) is to have enough to meet my first months rent, then work for my next month and maintenance. Life is becoming a massive reality all of a sudden, it's mad... |
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I am now the grand old age of.... 17!
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Wahey ;D happy birthday mannn <3 |
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It is after midnight here in the UK, so it officially my birthday!!!!! |
 WEEKEND: BILLY • DUSTYN • OSCAR • RILEY • SCOTT
PUBLIC WARNING: BEAU • CARTER LEE • JAKE • MYLES • ZANDER
THE STAT NERDS: BRIAN • CHRISTOPHER
THE ZONE: BLAKE • CHRIS • JASON • LIAM
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Originally Posted by: Matticus Wahey ;D happy birthday mannn <3 Thanks fella! :D <3
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Originally Posted by: BrownSugar It is after midnight here in the UK, so it officially my birthday!!!!! same here! how weird, happy birthday!
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