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Cassie Bitch: A Scientific Study - By Professor Kaylee Comatose (introducing)
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Jason: Okay, listen up you web toed cunt. You have no right to talk about drains to society, when good money has been paid by normal people to keep you alive today. At least Cassie contributes genuine entertainment to society rather than just pure attention seeking slander. Of course I still have feelings for her, it wasn't too long ago we split and she exchanged bodily fluids with an emo hedgehog. You are sick in the head. From incest. Yeah. |
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Kaylee Comatose: Web toed? I can assure you Senor Burritto, that my body is 100% anatomically perfect. That's brains, functions, organs, looks, the lot. Every single thing, bang on, just the way evolution intended. Is it my fault I have a higher IQ than everyone else here put together? No! Am I glad that I do? You'd better believe it. What "good money" was spent to keep me alive? My family has paid to keep me alive. My...adoring, wondrous, better-than-everyone family. They all worked hard to get to where they are. And when I say hard, I'm not talking manual labour. No no, we don't sweat in Greenwich! Just the people we employ to do menial tasks sweat. Sometimes, just for a laugh, I throw their wages up in the air and watch them scramble for every little dollar bill. It's so funny! I have a YouTube channel dedicated to it. It's almost as entertaining as sitting on the lawn (which is bigger than your house), and reading the collective Chaucer.
Again with the Cassie thing. I think you have attachment issues Mr. Rodriguez. Let it go. You think it offers entertainment? By slandering people yes, maybe, just maybe, it entertains the plebian minds of people like you. It doesn't entertain me.
What's all the incest stuff? My mother slept with a man who was so far removed from my family that I have never even met him. Hence my surname. And who am I to interfere if people in the distant past have diddled a first cousin to keep the bloodline pure?
Cassie: LEAVE JASON ALONE! You witless bint! Who the hell are you? Have a pop at me! I don't give a fuck, I'll rip you limb from limb, but leave Jason alone, he's still a thoughtful and fragile guy. I'll kill you!
Kaylee Comatose: And where did you come from? Hiding under the Billygoats Gruff's bridge were you? You're pathetic...you even look like a dumpy little troll! |
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Cassie: Oh and look, "Kamikaze" Kate's pretending to stand up for Cassie...didn't I tell you not to speak to me ever again you rotten rat's cunt!! I fucking hate love you you fucking bitch! fuck off and fuck that Meddling whatever the fuck his name is! Edited by user 21 July 2011 17:04:28(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: genocidal king  Kaylee Comatose: Danish? Oh...right, a people descended from angry marauding rapists. Your opinion is therefore clearly invalid. You should applauds me, yes. I'm glad you see that. A clean freak? Is that one of these made up conditions which just means "psycho"? People should learn to control their brains, like me, pure control and absolute power.
"Kamikaze"...do me a favour, and leave me alone. I won't talk to people who can't control something as simple as what's coming out of their mouth. So go away. Will Cassie "bring me down"? I notice she's very conspicuous by her absence so far anyway... Rayne : Control. Power. That's what I once strived for, and interestingly, it's what turns you the complete opposite. Did I say to myself, "I want to give myself some killer disease"? No, I chased control. So many do the same, both Jakey and Lukey Comatose included as I'm sure you know, as you know your family so well. That way lies insanity, Kaylee, if you can get your head out of your racist arse for long enough to see that. Kate : FUCK YOU HOEMATOSE! I didn't fucking CHOOSE to be this way! I may be a fucker of a bitch, but I don't take the piss out of people for what they can't fucking help! Besides, haven't you kamikaze studied us? Or was that your pissing day off? Kamikaze .... Cassie .... I didn't mean to piss you off. Josh fucking kissed me once. I love you. Edited by user 21 July 2011 21:26:54(UTC)
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Kaylee Comatose: You did? Oh we must be so similar huh? NO! You know what you piece of Eurotrash...the difference is this; I am super intelligent, and I have 100% control over every single function that my brain conducts. You? You're nothing! Not compared to Kaylee Comatose. Another difference; I chase control, but I WILL get it, unlike you. My superiority in every sense will ensure that. I don't care what Jakey and Lukey did. Have I ever met them? No! Do I want to? No! Do I even care that Jakey died? No! I scoffed at the fact he didn't have enough self control to fight off that "disease". All I want is their name, that WILL make me famous. And I don't have my head anywhere near my anal passage, sorry to disappoint you. Am I racist? Probably.
Oh here we go again, "Kamikaze"....ohhh no, she's gonna get me! Look, sit down! Good girl. Hey, I bet you have one of those psychologists sofas in your house don't you? You need it. And don't worry, when your gestation is done and you spit out that horrible bastard foetus, it'll need it to, especially after living with you for however long. That is, of course, unless the state sees sense and takes it from you. You are a nutter. If I kept saying something I couldn't help, I'd first assess the issue, then just stop saying it. Easy!
Cassie: NO! No Katie, I fucking love you, and then I read that article....you know what, I'm not repeating it, because I am fucking drunk....you can see on twitter why I'm pissed off at you. Talk to me on there if you have anything else to say about it! |
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