"It was always about Kate"
Cassie's in love...with...who?
Perhaps at one point the most unlikely pairing in planet celeb? Now apparently they are "for real" together!! Let's rewind a little. "Kamikaze" Kate, and Cassie "Bitch", queens of the overblown self-imposed nicknames, hated each other for as long as anyone can remember right? Numerous slagging matches about who was a "real bitch" ensued over the last year, and there was no way they could ever be friends...right?
Fast forward a little to the Chaos Awards...and if you had an after party pass, like we did...or if you just broke in, like we may have actually done, then you'd have seen the most astonishing thing, as Cassie, dancing drunk on a table, jumped down and kissed Kamikaze Kate clean on the lips...for no reason. And all this mere hours after Kate had flat-out refused to even hand Cassie the award she was supposed to present! Strange? Very!
From then on in of course, "Team Bitch Elite" as we have now heard them refer to themselves, have been getting closer and closer, and are believed to have been involved in a sexual relationship for the last couple of months (with those two, that could get...messy!) Anyway, that all frittered away, until....yesterday. Since we last heard of them together, Kamikaze and Cassie (17 and 18 years-old respectively), have both gone and gotten themselves pregnant by illegitimate rock star fathers. Well...unknowns, but that's beside the point now. Whilst Kate's baby-daddy was a total cunt, Cassie had moved in with Joey Starzzz of Faking Our Own Destiny...that's right, the man in bad drag! You know it!
That appeared to be that, until Culture Uncut posted a pic of Kate, locked in a passionate embrace with n00bie Josh Helyer earlier this week...and this is when the ability to "access" someone's Twitter account comes in useful. An angry Cassie Bitch responded by getting drunk and ranting about how much she loved the eyeliner fetishist, and how much she hated Josh for "stealing her away". To cut a long story short, Kate responded in kind with regard Starzzz, before Cassie asked her "sxcpanda" to be her "for real" girlfriend...and the black eyes blonde said yes almost on the spot....
A Twitter breakup was apparently all that Cassie could afford the man who had stood by her when he could have legged it, as she stated that it was "always about Kate". Her panda eyed "friend" mirrored her actions, telling Helyer in as nice a way as possible that "This had to happen". Well, as they say, "once a cunt, always a cunt." Tell them to their faces at least you miserable wankers!
Lord only knows what this will do for the world. Two hormonal nutcases living together, loving together and hating together...this could be dangerous.
