Scott H comes aboard the coach, carrying a mammoth suitcase (years of being on the road don't seemed to have made him any less ready to "slum it" on tour. He dumps the suitcase, leaves the bus, and re-emerges moments later with a crate....a crate no less, of Jägermeister...24 bottles!

Scott H: who ordered the legend and the serious booze? It's time to fucking toooouuuurrrrrr!
Sorry, I'm over excited. It's been far too long.

Scott drops the case on the sofa, and grabs a bottle, taking a serious swig and replacing the lid.

Scott H: I'm good man. Don't worry, everyone out there, all 130,000 of the cunts, is there to see you! I was nervous as fuck last night, but I dropped a pill or 9 before I got the cab here. I'm returning to this touring lark in style. Hey, do you need some?

Scott H takes the pill back from Jason.

Scott: Maybe after the show man yeah? We need a party you know? I'll manage, even on all this, to pull of a show, I'm buzzing on confidence now haha. I got a surprise in the setlist for you too man. Hope you enjoy it haha.
Wow, this bus is spinning or something...

Always being one to make an entrance, Eric Quillington dramatically flings open the door and jumps onto the sofa with a barely contained excitement. After several moments, Matt Roberts and Greg Oldson quietly slink onboard in a less-noticeable fashion. The two are packed modestly, with various clothes and small personal belongings, while Eric has nothing but an acoustic guitar.

Eric: Scotty H! Or Scott, whichever you'd prefer, my dear sir. You're looking wonderfully fucked-up already, and it isn't even the afterparty. Splendid!

Turning away, he notices Jason for the first time;

Eric: And, why, it's the man of the hour himself. Such an honor, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Eric Quillington, and I am the lead singer of a little trio known as Infinite. We're sort of world-famous and stuff, so I do believe that's a fact worth mentioning.

Eric: I'm actually really excited. Aside from a couple one-off shows at the 02 and Wembley, I haven't really done a major tour since Insomnia was released. So, it's been a while. I've just gotta tone down my ego a little bit, since I'm not the main attraction tonight, haha.

As he has never been the most social member of Infinite, Greg leaves the bus after a quick raiding of the fridge. Matt, on the other hand, sits down beside Jason and Eric with a beer in each hand.

Matt: I really like your fridge, Jason. Also, I guess this means I'm out of a job, huh? Since the Jason Smith Band is sort of broken up. Ah well, your loss; I can guarantee that I'm a better bassist than the one you have for Mind. With that little boast out of the way, I'd like to thank you for inviting us on tour.

OOC: I think you should use this for the live RP's, too. It'd make this whole thing much more convenient.

Matt: So, I totally have an idea. I should be the bassist for both Mind and Infinite. Pretty genius concept, huh?

After choking on beer in response to Matt's comment, Eric replies in a sarcastically jealous tone of voice;

Eric: You are not cheating on Infinite with another band, Matt. Anyways, Jason, what's the policy on mind-altering substances during this tour? You're the almighty boss right now, so it's all your choice.

As soon as Jason gives the approval for drugs, Matt immediately pulls a suitcase out of his backpack and strolls into the bathroom. Having long since gotten used to his band-mate's behavior, Eric barely gives a second glance to his departure, and instead continues to talk with Jason;

Eric: Jason, I am having horrible writer's block for Dancing about Architecture. Have I ever mentioned how jealous I am of your ability to write and record so quickly?

Eric: Oh, god, that puts so much pressure on me, haha. If the next Infinite album sucks, that title should be bestowed to someone who actually deserves it. For the show, however; think it's time I got my stage attire on.

After taking off his jacket, Eric's 'Jason is God' T-Shirt becomes noticeable.

Eric: D'you think this shirt is too much?

Jason: No. Not at all. Keep it on. My word, who is that strapping young fellow on your t-shirt?

Jason sees The Sex Kittens walk in.

Jason: Hey guys! That was a great show tonight! How are you all feeling?

OOC: Yeah, you can post your RP whenever dude, but it's in the past for the sake of this.

As the house music starts to dim down on during the sunset in Hyde Park select cheers and some scattered boo’s come from throughout the venue. Some cheer and some just stare at the stage in a blank stare as they await to see The Sex Kittens perform. The intro to they’re song “Hello There Millionaire” begins to play and although no one knows the song a group of kids standing in the front of the crowd on the barricade cheer as they hear the intro. The two walk out onto the stage and there is a clash between the cheers and the boo’s in the crowd. The song starts off with Angel singing the opening verse and as his verse comes to and end he yells out “England! I want to see everyone having fun and dancing right now!” When he yells at the crowd they cheer and small groups of people begin dancing and jumping around while the obvious “metal heads” are just standing with a blank stare on they’re face. When the song comes to a close more people cheer throughout the venue then from when they first started, showing an increase in support from the crowd

Angel: Thank you so much you little cunts! scattered cheers throughout the venue Now I know most of you have probably never heard of us but we are The Sex Kittens and we just have one thing to ask of you tonight. All we want even if you don’t know who the hell we are and you think that we are fucking fags alex cuts him off
Ecstasy: Im a fag and im proud some cheers come from the crowd
Angel: Yes Alex we know you are! But anyway even if you think your totally cool and shit, your never too cool to have fun! So why don’t you guys dance, jump and just move to the music! This next song is called “Phone Sex!”

Numerous cheers come all over but still battling against the scattered boo’s. The song starts of with a cheesy ring tone and when it ends the beat opens up and Alex begins to rape really fast. During the rap many of the people inside Hyde Park cheer. When the chorus hits new people who haven’t moved yet begin to dance and jump to the beat. During the second chorus Ecstasy jumps down off of the stage and runs over to the small group of people getting really into the music and dancing. He stands up on the barricade and many of the fans grab at him and touch him. As the song ends the crowd cheers and he hops back up onto the stage



Angel: See it’s a fucking dance party! That’s how we like it!
Ecstasy: Do any of you like sex? many people in the crowd cheer Well if you didn’t cheer then im sorry but you’re a sad soul. This song is about fucking and its called “Ill Break Your Face.”

A fun jumpy synth intro begins to play over the speakers and some of the crowd cheers. Alex makes a loud scream as it goes into the first verse and many people in the crowd cheer. The song is a little more of a rock sound then pop like the rest of they’re songs and many of the rock fans seem to be more into this track then the others. A smile comes over Joseph’s face as he looks out into the crowd and see’s more people dancing and having a good time. As the song comes to an end they receive a harder applause then they have received all night.



Ecstasy: Damn. Well you guys got really loud right there! Kinda hurt my ears
Angel: How many of you bitches have our newest single “Bruised and Scarred?” some people through the venue cheer For those of you who do have it I want to hear you guys singing with us! Here we go!

When the slow song starts many people in the crowd wave they’re hands back and forth and a few people in the crowd singing along. Joseph jumps off the stage and goes over to where the people are singing along. He sticks the mic in between all of them and they’re voices go over the speakers singing the chorus

“You tricked me into thinking you were right
You played me like a game
You tore my fucking heart out
All I want is to hold you
In my arms one more fucking time”

He pulls back the mic and jumps back onto the stage to finish the song

Angel: he points at the group who he let sing You guys are my favorite I promise! We only got one more song for you guys tonight and it’s a fun one! This song is called “DGAF!”

The fun beat begins to play and some of the crowd cheers and begins to dance. As the song plays the explicit lyrics kind of catch the crowd off guard and shock some of the people. The fans who know the song are dancing and singing along while the haters in the crowd stand and shake they’re heads. When the song ends the crowd cheers



Angel: points to random people in the crowd I love you, I love you, you, you, I love you, girl flashes her tits Aha I REALLY FUCKING LOVE YOU! You guys are beautiful
Ecstasy: Hey fuckers come hang out with us over by the merch!


Set List
1-Hello There Millionaire
2-Phone Sex
3-Ill Break Your Face
4-Bruised and Scarred
5-DGAF