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Offline Squeege  
#61 Posted : 25 July 2011 18:45:26(UTC)
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Finally manages to catch up with the bus after touching down in the airport. Johnny and Joe are both carrying acoustic cars to jam with each other while they travel. They're also carrying two coolers filled with home cooked items that have been protected from spoiling and a giant case of vanilla pudding. After they load a few of their things that finally sit down to rest. They engage themselves in conversation for the time being.

Johnny: Well we're here. You've brought enough pudding to fill a water bed with it. You bring the ps3 and the board games too I hope.

Joe: The scrabble wars will continue and I will crush you with my massive vocabulary!

Johnny: Ishkabibble is not a word man we've gone over this. But if you get one fake word I get one too, it's only fair.

Joe: It is too a word.... just not discovered yet. I will force it into the lexicon if I have too!

Johnny: Ok Webster... let's hope we blow the roof off when we perform.

Joe: I had an idea about us not appearing or setting up a fake rumor that we all died in a horrific crash.

Johnny: Now's not the time for Mudd Flap and The Cruzers dude. But I like the thought behind it. We'll use that.

Johnny slips out a joint that was hidden expertly in the folds of one of his shoes. Then he pulls out his lighter takes a hit and coughs then passes it over to Joe who takes a hit then passes it back. This continues for a time before they stare at each other then at the ground. Watching a small line of ants move across the concrete.

Joe: Ants do all this work and shit right? You ever wonder if there's a dead beat among them that doesn't do shit and just slacks off all the time?

Johnny: There has to be. He's not carrying his weight and always bitching. All the other ants hate him because he's whiner and doesn't really think he has to be employed. He's a conscientious objector man!

Joe: This aggression will not stand!

Johnny: You're out of your element!

They break into fits of giggles at their stoned humor. After a moment of silence they start laughing again and continued passing the joint between each other. Johnny blinks at Joe for a second then finally speaks.

Johnny: Do you really need all that pudding?

Joe: The answer to your question.... is yes. You can't have a party or rock n' roll without pudding.

Johnny: So it's absolutely necessary?

Joe: More than necessary. Without pudding there is no existence. Speaking of pudding, I have the munchies.

This has them bust into loud fits of laughter. Once they calm down they lean against the bus and try to act normal. But it's very obvious that something is going on. Both of them are having trouble keeping a straight face. They keep looking at each other, around the area, and then snicker at themselves.

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#62 Posted : 25 July 2011 20:38:11(UTC)
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I awoke to my cellphone ringing. There was no doubt as to who it was going to be.

Raven : Hi Mom.
Renée : Hi hun! just calling to see if you'd taken your girl pills.
Raven : About to. Thanks for the reminder. How's Soma taking being pregnant?
Renée : Sick, very sick, poor dear, but she's a fighter. She's worried most about her tattoos stretching. I made her some grits with some stuff I got from the Asda - stupid name, it's a damn ass Wal-Mart - but you just can't get the right ingredients in this country. And if you try to talk to someone while they're shopping, they just look at you like you're carrying a gun. How rude!
Raven : I'll hear about it later, I gotta take my pills. Give Soma my love and I'll see you guys later. Love you.
Renée : Love you too!

Mom, just like the other mothers and grandmothers in Blythewood, used to having conversations over early morning shopping in the local store. She'll talk to anyone, and doesn't know anything about British conventions of personal space, especially in such an awful place as "Asda". I should have asked to talk to Soma, she and Kamikaze Kate have collectively confused me, but I'll let that lie for now. I put my phone away and reached to my pocket for my Estradiol, or "girl pills" as Mom and Dad call them, hoping that some junkie band member hadn't stolen them.

As I awakened, I also became more aware of my surroundings. I wasn't sure whether I wanted to get out of here, or stay with Scott for as long as possible. I knew full well, as always, which one the sensible option was, but as I sung in my first single, I carry my heart in one hand and my mind on the other side.
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#63 Posted : 25 July 2011 22:16:59(UTC)
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Jason appears in a top hat and a suit at the front of the bus and takes the microphone.

Jason: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Welcome to the second day of the tour. We have a few days to party until we reach the next stop of our tour, the lovely city of... err... Manchester. So, let's get fucked up and have a brilliant time.

He then steps down and goes to join the rest of the coach.
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#64 Posted : 25 July 2011 23:17:56(UTC)
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The sound of a microhpone blaring out quickly shakes Scott awake. He vaguely hears Jason Smith yelling about Manchester, but is more pre-occupied with how worn out he feels. He immediately feels angry that he's been woken up, and can now feel the drug hangover kicking in, which wasn't there the last time he woke up.

Scott: HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP! (to himself) I'm trying to fucking sleep here.

He rolls over to hug his fiancé Raven Storme, but finds no one there. She was definitely here when he woke up this morning. Reaching for his phone, he reads a text, telling him that her mom picked her up this morning.

Scott: (at the phone) Fuck you!

He shakes his head and punches the wall of the bus, injuring his hand in the process. Reaching into his jeans pocket, he takes out the half smoked joint from his cigarette packet and lights it up whilst still lying in his bed. He puts a hand behind his head, whilst he inhales deeply from his joint.
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#65 Posted : 26 July 2011 01:43:58(UTC)
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#66 Posted : 26 July 2011 03:21:33(UTC)
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Scott H finally walks out of the sleeping area. It might be after 6PM, but this is the first time he has risen today. He looks really red in the eyes, and he sits on a sofa, grabbing a bottle of vodka from the table, and taking a long long swig from it.

Scott: Anyone carrying any weed?
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#67 Posted : 26 July 2011 04:30:30(UTC)
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Jason fumbles about for some weed, before remembering that he isn't supposed to have any. He then just "borrows" some from Eric to give to Scott and himself.
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#68 Posted : 26 July 2011 04:38:11(UTC)
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Scott takes some, rolls a fat one and lights it, getting all teary eyed

Scott H: what's her deal? Why does she just fuck off all the time. I mean, I fucking love her. Isn't that enough?
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#69 Posted : 26 July 2011 04:41:20(UTC)
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Jason also rolls one up and lights it.

Jason: She loves you too Scott, don't worry. I'm just sure she's got... a lot on her plate at the moment. Seriously though, it's gonna be fine, dude.
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#70 Posted : 26 July 2011 06:17:51(UTC)
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They were debating to go on but the jet lag was setting in. This was making them even more goofy since they were fighting sleep along with being stoned. In the silence and there snickering Johnny started to sing. You know drunks like to sing? Well weed has the same effect on them. He looked around a moment before singing out loud.

Johnny: From this day on, I wear my father's gun. We buried him in a shallow grave beneath the sun. I laid his broken body down below the southern land. It wouldn't do to bury him where any yankee stands.

He was going to sing the next verse to the song which happens to be his favorite Elton John tune. But before he could start Joe horned in with the chorus and they both sang in unison. As loudly as they could. Sleeping be damned! Though they looked on the edge of delirium while puffing on the dwindling joint and leaning against the bus to keep from falling over due to being so tired.

Both: I'd like to know where the riverboat sails tonight! To New Orleans well that's just fine alright. Because there's fighting there and the company needs men. Slip us a rope and sail on round the bend!

Johnny: I'm starting to see spots from being so tired. Think I better turn in like Mack and Clyde did.

Joe: The weed will surely help us get to sleep sooner. I'm not seeing spots or anything but it feels like somebody turned up the contrast on my tv. Except the tv is in my eyeballs. Shut eye does sound good. Too bed I go!

Johnny: Right behind you. Tomorrow we break out the magic mushroom tea.

Joe: Yum!

They would stagger on to the bus and find their respective beds then collapse into them.
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#71 Posted : 26 July 2011 07:11:49(UTC)
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Scott H: you know what's missing so far? Groupies. Now I'm not saying I'm going to fuck any groupies....I'm just saying it's what I'm used to on tour. It's funny...I'm a nice guy when I'm at home, I never take drugs, I only drink a little, and I love nothing more than sitting in with Raven. Give me my guitar, a bus, and some fans though, and I just become a total cock. A drug taking, drink drinking, girl shagging cock.
That's we she's not here now. Well, all of it except the girl-shagging haha
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#72 Posted : 26 July 2011 07:15:12(UTC)
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Jason: I wouldn't worry on the groupie front. We are going to Manchester after all. And seriously dude, what happens on tour, stays on tour.
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#73 Posted : 26 July 2011 07:19:30(UTC)
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Scott H: woah woah woah man. I may be totally stoned as hell, but I can safely say I won't fuck anyone. Not even with the tour pledge. I'm getting married when this tour's done...I only wish I could tell her...I mean ask her if that's what she wants.
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#74 Posted : 27 July 2011 23:04:23(UTC)
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Jason appears at the front of the bus again, waking those who are still asleep at 2.00 in the afternoon with some pummeling grindcore.

Jason: Only two days until the next show, ladies and gents... errr... gents. Have a nice day!
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#75 Posted : 27 July 2011 23:09:46(UTC)
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Scott H sits at the front of the bus on a sofa with his feet up..he hasn't taken any illegal substances for two days, and he hasn't had a drink since last night, so his mind is clear.

He twiddles his phone around in his hand, staring at nothing, looking at nothing except the wall before him.
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#76 Posted : 29 July 2011 12:06:07(UTC)
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They were both shaken from their peaceful slumbering by the sound of grindcore that was a bit of a shock to the senses. Johnny immediately sat up and rubbed the sleep from his eyes. While Joe literally rolled from his bed and landed on the floor with a loud thud. Johnny looks down at Joe, shrugs, then steps over him like he's a piece of furniture while on his way to the shower and a fresh change of clothes.

Johnny: Well what a lovely morning.... ughhuhhhhhh.... Pretty realistic rug we got there. Must be some kinda avant garde garbage made to look like a half stoned idiot.

Joe: Oh, haha, stand there and mock me instead of helping me up. We gotta comedian here.

Joe mumbles something under his breath and jams ear plugs in his ears. Then he slides back into bed and pulls the blankets over his entire body.

Joe: Wake me up in a other hour, or when the shroom tea is done.

Johnny: Will do sleeping beauty.

Johnny goes to the shower then changes into some fresh threads once he is done. He then goes to his personal cooler and gets out some teabags. After setting a large pot of water on to boil he throws the tea bags in with it. Then he entertains himself with the grindcore Jason was blasting before popping in his ipod to listen to some of his own collection. Johnny would whistle happily to himself when the tea finally started boiling. He'd let it sit for a while before pouring it into a jug then mixing in some lemon and raspberry extract with a bit of sugar. The secret ingredient was then added which was several ground up handfuls of hallucigenic mushrooms with some ice of course. Then wrote a small note on it that said "Johnny's Magic Mushroom Tea: Help Yourselves! (At Your Own Risk)" It then had a big smiley face written across it. He'd go to wake Joe but find him already up.

Johnny: Well it's done. Set out for everyone to partake of and I can't wait to see everyone trip balls.

Joe: Your shroom tea, I hope will be part of many stories on this tour.

Johnny: We have enough of them already between us and my magical concoction.

Joe: Gonna go help myself to the first glass and kick off the tour!

Johnny: Here's to ya, my friend. May the colors you see be bright! I'll join you with a glass soon. Gotta call gramps and let him know we touched down alright. Go take a glass to Jason while your at it. The greatness of the tea must be shared by all.

Joe: It's something you don't keep from friends. It's like mana from heaven.

Joe pours himself a glass from the large clear jug of the questionable mixture and two more of course. He then takes the glass outside with all the care of guarding the ark of the covenant so to speak. Then hands it to Jason with a friendly nod and a smile.

Joe: Shroom tea, made by Johnny, that we all swear by is possibly the greatest drink ever. It also leads to great stories later on. We wanted to share the first few glasses with you before it started getting drained. Though most of us never go over three. Those who have are on a whole other level of trip that could possibly make them one with the universe or totally crazy. We're not sure yet. Heh, heh.


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#77 Posted : 29 July 2011 20:59:28(UTC)
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Jason goes to the front of the coach.

Jason: Morning/ afternoon everyone. It is but 3 hours until the next gig. Get yourself ready!
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#78 Posted : 29 July 2011 23:07:46(UTC)
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Sam Maine, Robert Williams and Matthew Norris from The Verdict Is Vengeance walk onto the coach, dumping all their suitcases, they browse the coach. Their touring members are in a separate van, with all of the bands guitars and equipment.

Sam: Even though we aren't playing this show, we're gonna chill out then watch the rest of you before joining the tour if that's cool?

Matt: I'm gonna make myself at home

Matt then cracks open a can of Budweiser and sits in the nearest seat, whilst Sam and Rob organise sleeping arrangements.
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#79 Posted : 30 July 2011 06:40:23(UTC)
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Jason enters the coach topless with a towel around his neck, clutching a bottle of beer and cheering.
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#80 Posted : 30 July 2011 06:44:19(UTC)
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Scott H smiles at Jason. He raises his beer in salute.

Scott: Smithy! That was epic mate. What a night! Next stop...HOOOOMMMMMMEEEE. can't wait!
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