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Offline Taylr  
#8001 Posted : 28 July 2011 07:06:18(UTC)
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Joey Starzzz sits down on the pavement outside of the building, smoking a cigarette.
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#8002 Posted : 28 July 2011 07:25:11(UTC)
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Erica and erich are stuffed into a stall in the bathroom,doing lines off the mirror of her compact.

Erich: if karoliena finds out we're doing this,she'll kick our asses.

Erica: she'll never find out.just be cool when we get back to the bar.

Erich: i guess.you know she has like,a sixth sense about coke,right?

Erica: just dont pound down the drinks....or sing "casey jones", and we'll be fine.


Someone sits in the stall next to them and starts taking a massive shit.

Erich:*snorts a line and starts gagging* oh god,that is rancid!

Erica:* snorts her line and also starts gagging* eeeeewww!

Erich and erica pound on the stall wall

Erica: would a courtesy flush be asking too much?
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Offline The Nimrods  
#8003 Posted : 29 July 2011 07:23:21(UTC)
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Jimmy and Davey walk in, both noticeably drunk
Jimmy: Hey barsteward, I missed you buddy!
Barsteward: James, where have you been!
Jimmy: Oh you know, out and about
Davey: That's Jimmy speak for in various warehouses doing various drugs
Jimmy:You know me! Is anyone here?
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
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I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

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xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


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Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

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Offline FiveT  
#8004 Posted : 29 July 2011 07:26:19(UTC)
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Kimberley Williams is out of the building, looking shocked at the place where Ugenia died a few days before. Then she raises both of her eybrows, getting more shocked as she thinks about it. So she decides to walk in and go straight to bar, taking a chocolate ice cream.


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Cj Frankson - Youtuber, Actor, model, showman
Rashai Mari - Model, Dj
Igor Stanovski - Russian tycoon, businessman
Claire Becker - Writer, vocal coach, presenter, radio speaker
Augusto Lincoln - Enterpreneur, model, manager
Lukas Paradiso - Model, Actor

The Jollies
Zafari Mari đŸ‘©đŸŸâ€đŸŠČ, Rose Hemsworth đŸ‘©đŸ»â€đŸŠ°, David Hernandez đŸ‘±đŸ», Natasha Stanovski đŸ‘§đŸ», Fabriano Galore đŸ‘šđŸ»


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Offline Raphaela  
#8005 Posted : 29 July 2011 14:13:49(UTC)
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Andrew Guinnard enters the pub followed by his agent, and find both a table on the farthest corner of the place.

Agent: Why so back here? I can barely see the girls from this position hehe.
Andrew: ...
Agent: Oh, come on! Don't tell me you don't like to look at those young and fresh meat! Wait, don't tell me you're queer...
Andrew: I am nothing.
Agent: Right. Hey bartender, two cuba libre over here!
Andrew: You know I don't drink.
Agent: Right, sorry. What would you like?
Andrew: Water.
Agent: Aye. One cuba libre and a glass of water.
Andrew: No ice. With lemon drops.
Agent: You heard the man!
Andrew: ...
Agent: So Andrew, have you seen the babe I got you to go with on that award ceremony?
Andrew: I told you not to hook me up with anyone. Besides, I don't even know why I should leave the comfort of my house to go there.
Agent: She has a boyfriend, so all you have to do is be friendly and just hang out with her. And you need to go for one simple good reason: publicity. You ought to be much more famous than you are, you just need some pushs into the right direction of the cameras hehe.
Andrew: I don't even know why I'm here.
Agent: You needed some fresh air, out of that house of yours that smells like cigarettes and tears.
Andrew: Whatever. I'm not going. *lights a cigarette*
*bartender arrives with drinks*
Bartender: I'm sorry sir, but you cannot smoke in here. I must ask you to go outside and then return.
Andrew: I'm out of here. *leaves*
Agent: Wait, where are you going?! Come back, come back!! YOU ARE GOING TO THAT GODDAMN AWARDS CEREMONY, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU GO, YOU CUNT!!!
*people turn their heads to the table*
Agent: Fuck you all. *leaves*
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Offline Regan  
#8006 Posted : 29 July 2011 14:58:06(UTC)
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*Regan Futrells enters The Dirty Bastard*

Regan: New album is mixed and shit. Tour dates are up. Time to throw down! Drinks on me. Now all I need is some cool hip ass bands to open up for us!
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Offline Taylr  
#8007 Posted : 04 August 2011 10:51:43(UTC)
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Nigel Jones walks in, sitting at a table, waiting for Jasmine.
Offline FiveT  
#8008 Posted : 04 August 2011 10:54:18(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Taylr Go to Quoted Post
Nigel Jones walks in, sitting at a table, waiting for Jasmine.


Jasmine walks in too and as she looks around, she notices Nigel and smiles, going over him.


MY ACTIVE ACTS
Titans (Laurence, Jo, Martina, Den, Tanya)
Kegan Dawson - Actor, presenter, radio speaker, model, showman
Cj Frankson - Youtuber, Actor, model, showman
Rashai Mari - Model, Dj
Igor Stanovski - Russian tycoon, businessman
Claire Becker - Writer, vocal coach, presenter, radio speaker
Augusto Lincoln - Enterpreneur, model, manager
Lukas Paradiso - Model, Actor

The Jollies
Zafari Mari đŸ‘©đŸŸâ€đŸŠČ, Rose Hemsworth đŸ‘©đŸ»â€đŸŠ°, David Hernandez đŸ‘±đŸ», Natasha Stanovski đŸ‘§đŸ», Fabriano Galore đŸ‘šđŸ»


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Offline Taylr  
#8009 Posted : 04 August 2011 10:56:00(UTC)
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Nigel doesn't realise that she has arrived, just sitting there tapping his hands to a beat on the table.
Offline FiveT  
#8010 Posted : 04 August 2011 11:01:43(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Taylr Go to Quoted Post
Nigel doesn't realise that she has arrived, just sitting there tapping his hands to a beat on the table.


Jasmine gets to the table and puts her hand on his shoulder.

Jasmine: Nice beat. You can do better, don't you? (Smiles)


MY ACTIVE ACTS
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Kegan Dawson - Actor, presenter, radio speaker, model, showman
Cj Frankson - Youtuber, Actor, model, showman
Rashai Mari - Model, Dj
Igor Stanovski - Russian tycoon, businessman
Claire Becker - Writer, vocal coach, presenter, radio speaker
Augusto Lincoln - Enterpreneur, model, manager
Lukas Paradiso - Model, Actor

The Jollies
Zafari Mari đŸ‘©đŸŸâ€đŸŠČ, Rose Hemsworth đŸ‘©đŸ»â€đŸŠ°, David Hernandez đŸ‘±đŸ», Natasha Stanovski đŸ‘§đŸ», Fabriano Galore đŸ‘šđŸ»


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Offline Taylr  
#8011 Posted : 04 August 2011 11:05:18(UTC)
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Nigel: Well, there's a reason that I'm not the drummer.

He laughs and looks up at her.

Nigel: I've missed you.

He smiles.
Offline FiveT  
#8012 Posted : 04 August 2011 11:07:07(UTC)
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She shakes her head smiling and hugs him.

Jasmine: I missed you too. I really did.


MY ACTIVE ACTS
Titans (Laurence, Jo, Martina, Den, Tanya)
Kegan Dawson - Actor, presenter, radio speaker, model, showman
Cj Frankson - Youtuber, Actor, model, showman
Rashai Mari - Model, Dj
Igor Stanovski - Russian tycoon, businessman
Claire Becker - Writer, vocal coach, presenter, radio speaker
Augusto Lincoln - Enterpreneur, model, manager
Lukas Paradiso - Model, Actor

The Jollies
Zafari Mari đŸ‘©đŸŸâ€đŸŠČ, Rose Hemsworth đŸ‘©đŸ»â€đŸŠ°, David Hernandez đŸ‘±đŸ», Natasha Stanovski đŸ‘§đŸ», Fabriano Galore đŸ‘šđŸ»


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Offline Taylr  
#8013 Posted : 04 August 2011 11:10:17(UTC)
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Nigel: Well, once you've finished your tour. We'll have lots of time together. I guess this is one of the downsides to touring, huh?

He smiles, hugging her.
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#8014 Posted : 04 August 2011 11:13:24(UTC)
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Jasmine: Yes. It's almost finished though and we'll really have all the time we want. Finally.


MY ACTIVE ACTS
Titans (Laurence, Jo, Martina, Den, Tanya)
Kegan Dawson - Actor, presenter, radio speaker, model, showman
Cj Frankson - Youtuber, Actor, model, showman
Rashai Mari - Model, Dj
Igor Stanovski - Russian tycoon, businessman
Claire Becker - Writer, vocal coach, presenter, radio speaker
Augusto Lincoln - Enterpreneur, model, manager
Lukas Paradiso - Model, Actor

The Jollies
Zafari Mari đŸ‘©đŸŸâ€đŸŠČ, Rose Hemsworth đŸ‘©đŸ»â€đŸŠ°, David Hernandez đŸ‘±đŸ», Natasha Stanovski đŸ‘§đŸ», Fabriano Galore đŸ‘šđŸ»


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Offline Taylr  
#8015 Posted : 04 August 2011 11:18:08(UTC)
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Nigel: We'll have a great time. Especially as we'll be getting a new home.

He smiles.

Nigel: It'll be just us, peace and quiet. Just like we want.
Offline FiveT  
#8016 Posted : 04 August 2011 11:20:19(UTC)
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Jasmine: Yeah, in that castle that we wanted. Because we're supposed to buy a castle, right? (Smiles at him)

OOC: I have to go now! We can continue this tomorrow! :)


MY ACTIVE ACTS
Titans (Laurence, Jo, Martina, Den, Tanya)
Kegan Dawson - Actor, presenter, radio speaker, model, showman
Cj Frankson - Youtuber, Actor, model, showman
Rashai Mari - Model, Dj
Igor Stanovski - Russian tycoon, businessman
Claire Becker - Writer, vocal coach, presenter, radio speaker
Augusto Lincoln - Enterpreneur, model, manager
Lukas Paradiso - Model, Actor

The Jollies
Zafari Mari đŸ‘©đŸŸâ€đŸŠČ, Rose Hemsworth đŸ‘©đŸ»â€đŸŠ°, David Hernandez đŸ‘±đŸ», Natasha Stanovski đŸ‘§đŸ», Fabriano Galore đŸ‘šđŸ»


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Offline Taylr  
#8017 Posted : 04 August 2011 11:23:30(UTC)
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Jasmine: Yeah, in that castle that we wanted. Because we're supposed to buy a castle, right? (Smiles at him)

OOC: I have to go now! We can continue this tomorrow! :)

Nigel: Well, I doubt they sell castles.

He laughs.

Nigel: We'll have to have a huge house though, a mansion is the smallest house we'll possibly buy.

He smiles.

ooc: Alright. See ya.
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#8018 Posted : 05 August 2011 00:40:01(UTC)
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Jasmine: Yeah, in that castle that we wanted. Because we're supposed to buy a castle, right? (Smiles at him)

OOC: I have to go now! We can continue this tomorrow! :)

Nigel: Well, I doubt they sell castles.

He laughs.

Nigel: We'll have to have a huge house though, a mansion is the smallest house we'll possibly buy.

He smiles.

ooc: Alright. See ya.


Jasmine: Big shame they don't sell castles. But, seriously, I'd live even in a car with you, really.

OOC: Do you want to continue it now? :)


MY ACTIVE ACTS
Titans (Laurence, Jo, Martina, Den, Tanya)
Kegan Dawson - Actor, presenter, radio speaker, model, showman
Cj Frankson - Youtuber, Actor, model, showman
Rashai Mari - Model, Dj
Igor Stanovski - Russian tycoon, businessman
Claire Becker - Writer, vocal coach, presenter, radio speaker
Augusto Lincoln - Enterpreneur, model, manager
Lukas Paradiso - Model, Actor

The Jollies
Zafari Mari đŸ‘©đŸŸâ€đŸŠČ, Rose Hemsworth đŸ‘©đŸ»â€đŸŠ°, David Hernandez đŸ‘±đŸ», Natasha Stanovski đŸ‘§đŸ», Fabriano Galore đŸ‘šđŸ»


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Offline Taylr  
#8019 Posted : 05 August 2011 07:53:47(UTC)
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Nigel smiles.

Nigel: As would I with you.

He holds her hands, smiling at her.
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#8020 Posted : 05 August 2011 07:55:55(UTC)
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Jasmine sits next to him.

Jasmine: Weren't you going to get me drunk? (Smiles) It won't be easy. Trust me.


MY ACTIVE ACTS
Titans (Laurence, Jo, Martina, Den, Tanya)
Kegan Dawson - Actor, presenter, radio speaker, model, showman
Cj Frankson - Youtuber, Actor, model, showman
Rashai Mari - Model, Dj
Igor Stanovski - Russian tycoon, businessman
Claire Becker - Writer, vocal coach, presenter, radio speaker
Augusto Lincoln - Enterpreneur, model, manager
Lukas Paradiso - Model, Actor

The Jollies
Zafari Mari đŸ‘©đŸŸâ€đŸŠČ, Rose Hemsworth đŸ‘©đŸ»â€đŸŠ°, David Hernandez đŸ‘±đŸ», Natasha Stanovski đŸ‘§đŸ», Fabriano Galore đŸ‘šđŸ»


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