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Mandy: Hi everyone! So this is the last award of the evening. The big one, the one we've all been waiting for. But first, have we all had fun? Yes! Me too. This has been such a great thing for me to be a part of, and I hope I get another chance in the future!
So without any further ado, here are the nominees for the Icon Award
RRH
Katie Coyle
Eric Quillington
Jason Smith
Glamazon
Miss Vanity
Stephanie Fierce
Electrodeath
Stinson:I'll take this envelope thanks Mandy! This has been an amazing night, with some top class entertainment, some awesome people walking out happy with awards and the like, and some others...well....not so happy. Anyway...I have had the most fun night in living memory...but that's only because I have amnesia. I'm kidding. I'm having the most fun since that guy that Ellie Grace took into the forbidden garden twenty minutes ago. I bet her ass is like one of those drawstring gym bags most nights. Ouch. I was gonna ask how you even sit down....but I guess you don't need to when you're as busy as you are right?
Anyway, I have more people to rip in a moment, so I'm done tearing you a new one.....which would work for you. Imagine how much extra cock you could get with an extra one. Anyone smell that? Yeah......she's foaming at the thought. Anyway, I'm not allowed to present this award. So please welcome to the stage, the boss of Chaos Music Group, and general metal legend, Scott H!!!!
Scott H walks onto the stage and smiles and waves to the audience....he holds the Icon Award in his hand and raises it, asking the audience to life the volume up a notch, before throwing them the devil horns, and then calmly walking to the lectern.
Scott H: You know I'm toying with the idea of just taking this home myself (he chuckles). I've been around long enough right? Plus, it's my awards show, I can take what I like I guess. Nah, I'm just kidding though. This award has been truly merited by tonight's recipient, throughout a long long career. But first, let me address you as Mr Chaos for a moment.
Most of you may not know this, but this is the first Chaos Awards since I bought out the Chaos Music Group just last month. If that monumental business hadn't gone through, then none of us would be here tonight. The Chaos Awards were, of course, formed on the back of the success of Chaos Magazine, which sadly fell into disrepair earlier in the year. That meant that any plans for future awards etc were also scrapped there and then.
However, being a fan of the Chaos name, and seeing it as a brand with too much history to die, I bought it out, and we're now running a label, an online mag, and these very awards under that banner. And I'm glad that's the case... It feels good to be back here at the Chaos Awards right? I thought so too, so I wanna raise a toast to the people who make this happen. The people who convinced me that I had to buy the brand, the people who made me think "hell no! The Chaos Awards will not disappear!" Those people, are you guys. The fans of Chaos. Without your backing, none of this is possible.
Ladies and gents.....to the fans of Chaos!
This has been an awesome night. Whether you’re down here with the public, back up there a bit with the stars, or way up top; with me, Gia, Lady Raine, Jason Smith and Eric Quillington in the VIP part, we’re all having a good night right? I know I am. (points at Gia and smiles and chuckles)
Thank you. Now we must present this prestigious trophy. Let me say first of all that we had a surprise runner up in this award. She was in there amongst some top class old-heads, and fought her corner in terms of the voting. Getting second has to be like a win for this girl. So well done, Katie Coyle. Let's hear it. Yeah! Woo!
But, our winner is a deserved winner. A winner who personified everything that was pop music. She was the absolute icon in every sense of the word, be it her fashion sense, her brilliant lyrics and tracks, or just her no nonsense attitude to interviewers and other people who pissed her off, and although she may not be here with us in body anymore, she certainly is in spirit. The posthumous award....for the truest of icons, goes to
MISS VANITY. Make some noise. Let her hear us all up stairs yeah? Yeah!
And now, before I hand back to Mr Stinson, I want to say one last thing...we'll see you in November. This train is gonna continue rolling on down the tracks. Chaos is not going away!
Stinson: Thank you boss! And now....closing the show.....oooohhhhh this could be awkward! Is Fernandez gone? Yeah, he's gone, it's all good. Ok, I'm good to go?
Ladies and gentlemen, this band is made up of a little Hitler, a brain-dead, a brainLESS and a stunning sexy one. They are....
Mandy: Stinson! Be nice! I'll do it! ladies and gentlemen. This band is the most iconic girl band of all time. They have toured the world, and wowed audiences wherever they go. They have a new album out on Monday, and now, performing their comeback live show here at the Chaos Awards III....it's our headliners....GIRLSPICE
Goodnight everyone. We love you! |
