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Offline Laurelles1  
#401 Posted : 16 August 2011 03:20:34(UTC)
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Jason hears some more lesbian noises and, after listening for a couple of minutes and, urrr, laughing, decides to look through his bags of shopping. The noises get louder and louder until he decides to go in the bedroom quickly, and leave a portable CD player, playing some Grindcore at full volume. He then runs out and closes the door, chuckling.
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#402 Posted : 16 August 2011 03:29:08(UTC)
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The lesbionic noises stop when Jason leaves the stereo in the room. For a few seconds, all that can be heard are muffled voices as the music is stopped. Suddenly , the music comes back on even louder and the pace of lesbianism noise increases to keep up with the frantic guitar riffs.

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#403 Posted : 16 August 2011 03:31:56(UTC)
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Jason tries to think of more effective ways to disrupt them, but then decides it'll probably be best to leave them at it and decides to jam on his new acoustic guitar which he bought off of a hobo. After playing on it for a while, he tries on some new t-shirts.
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#404 Posted : 16 August 2011 04:35:00(UTC)
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Scott comes on board the bus, carrying a bag full of souvenirs. He collapses on a sofa and lies there for a while.
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#405 Posted : 16 August 2011 04:38:03(UTC)
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Jason, still trying on his new clothes, turns to Scott.

Jason: Alright man?
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#406 Posted : 16 August 2011 04:39:48(UTC)
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Scott lies there with his eyes closed, trying to light a cigarette without looking.

Scott H: Yeah yeah man I'm good. You? No one else around?
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#407 Posted : 16 August 2011 04:41:25(UTC)
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Jason: Yeah, I'm alright.. nah, no one in here mate. Although--

He pauses and lets Scott hear the mixture of Grindcore and lesbian sex.

Jason: They're about.
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#408 Posted : 16 August 2011 04:44:21(UTC)
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Scott listens for a minute

Scott H: Oh...ummm that sounds...actually that sounds dangerous. If they keep that up one of them will get injured.
Seriously, how have they managed to keep going so much?
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#409 Posted : 16 August 2011 04:48:41(UTC)
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Jason: I know, they've got a little too much stamina...we should stop them probably. I don't even think either of them's done their teeth.

He goes next to the door and whispers.

Jason: Should I go in?
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#410 Posted : 16 August 2011 04:51:46(UTC)
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Scott: I agree...but we must never speak of it. If mankind ever knows we tried to stop two girls having sex...we'll be dead within hours.

Yup...go in.
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#411 Posted : 16 August 2011 04:53:14(UTC)
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Jason: I'm gonna regret this...

He makes a gun signal with his hand, faces his back against the door and then proceeds to kick it in. He turns off the music.

Jason: Guys, I think it's about time that you stopped... you know. It's gone past the sexy point, it's actually quite creepy now.
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#412 Posted : 16 August 2011 04:56:40(UTC)
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Katie looks up as the door opens and lets out a scream.

Katie: Jason what are you doing? We have to stop?....why?
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#413 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:00:14(UTC)
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Jason: Me and Scott are... concerned that this is getting a little unhealthy. I mean, literally, the whole last 48 hours or so have consisted of you sexing it up.

Madeleine doesn't react at all and continues to lay there.

Madeleine: Jason, go away... we'll finish when we want to.
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#414 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:09:20(UTC)
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Katie sounds hurt.

Katie: Oh sorry you guys. I didn't mean to like cause any offence. Sorry. Maddie babe, maybe we should stop if we're annoying people? I don't want to cause trouble...
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#415 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:11:22(UTC)
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Jason is worried that he may have offended Katie.

Jason: Oh no no! I didn't mean it like that! Uhhhh... okay then, go on... this once.

He then goes out and closes the door.
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#416 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:15:40(UTC)
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Scott looks hopeful as Jason comes back.

Scott: So I assume we'll be having us some peace and quiet now then?
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#417 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:17:28(UTC)
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Jason: Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeah... about that...

The noises start again.
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#418 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:19:13(UTC)
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Scott bangs his head on the worktop.

Scott: What? I thought you told them to stop man!
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#419 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:20:58(UTC)
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Jason: I did... but Katie looked all sad and I didn't wanna offend anyone... I did say that this would be the last time though. Do you think I was too harsh?
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#420 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:25:57(UTC)
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Scott shakes his head.

Scott: I think we should stop at the next layby and chuck that Coyle out...but that's just me.
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