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Offline Laurelles1  
#421 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:27:35(UTC)
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Jason contemplates it but shakes his head.

Jason: Nah, that's mean. Plus, Maddie would probably stab me... I say we just wait for this all to blow ov-

A massive scream comes from the bedroom and a few seconds of silence. The sounds then resume.

Jason: I dunno...
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#422 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:29:33(UTC)
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Scott laughs

Scott: Well one of them enjoyed that. Seriously though, if we put Coyle off, she might kick Gia and Layla out too...she'd be within her rights I guess. Maybe....maybe we're just jealous?
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#423 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:32:39(UTC)
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Jason chuckles.

Jason: Maybe yeah. I mean, I know how to pl-

Another scream results in Jason banging on the door with his fist. Maddie shouts some French swear words in return and Jason sits back down.
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#424 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:38:33(UTC)
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Scott laughs at Jason banging the door.

Scott: it's just....amazing how they keep going...is Maddie even actually gay? I mean, maybe she'll snap out of it?
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#425 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:40:37(UTC)
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Jason: Well, I remember when she tried to sexually attack me and kept flirting with various members of Infinite... so no, I don't think she's gay. But, as I've said before, Katie has that effect on people. I mean, name one person who's been with her who was originally gay?
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#426 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:44:02(UTC)
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Scott ponders this.

Scott: good point...that's fucking powerful. We should make a movie! Like a superhero one...NOT porn.
As i say, maybe she'll realise soon then. Or we could help.

Scott goes over and opens the door just as another scream rips through the bus.

Scott: Umm Maddie, did you realise you're not gay yet? You aren't...so maybe, like...stop!
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#427 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:46:30(UTC)
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Madeleine: Ahh! PLUS Katie! NE PAS ARRÊT S'IL VOUS PLAÎT! Je vais aller ENCORE! FUCK OFF SSSSSSCOOOOOOOOTT!

Jason looks slightly disturbed.

Jason: Maybe. All the pornos I've directed in the past though have completely failed... anyway, that's a story for another day.
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#428 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:50:43(UTC)
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Scott looks at Jason.

Scott: umm what did she day?
Wait- you directed porn? Spill it! But first...what did she say to me?
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#429 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:52:57(UTC)
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Jason: Ummm... let me check on Google Translate... Maddie, can you say that aga-

Maddie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jason: ...Okay. I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to be disturbed anyway. And yeah I did. Directed, starred, produced, written, lighting, sound effects... everything. It was meant for a laugh, but my crazy ex blackmailed me with it when my career was just starting out.
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#430 Posted : 16 August 2011 05:59:27(UTC)
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Scott: ah well. They'll run out of steam sometime. Longest one night stand ever haha.
Sounds cool...but starred? Can't say I'd ever want to watch a mate do porn...no offence man. What did she blackmail you for?
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#431 Posted : 16 August 2011 06:03:04(UTC)
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Jason: Money. As always. She saw I was getting big, so she wanted a little bit. She was a SERIOUS psycho though, she never sorta relented. About 70% of my past girlfriends have been mental. Of late though, I've just let them post whatever... I'm pretty apathetic now. And I hope they finish soon... again... I mean, they've got AAAAAGES to do it on the ranch... ah well, they seem to be enjoying themselves.
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#432 Posted : 16 August 2011 06:11:22(UTC)
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Scott: sounds crazy man. I have a crazy ex as well haha. That Raven one...actually mental!
I'd bet they never get that album finished on that ranch....shagging seems to be more important...

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#433 Posted : 16 August 2011 06:14:18(UTC)
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Jason: I know... they certainly have their priorities wrong. I don't think Madd will be able to concentrate on her performances either... I didn't think she'd be like this when I discovered her... she was shy and nice and all cute.
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#434 Posted : 16 August 2011 06:32:30(UTC)
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Scott: We'll need to wait and see. Maybe when it comes to business they'll be able to lift their heads from each other's crotches...And I know lol...she seemed so quiet when I first met her...plus, I thought Coyle was turning over a new quiet leaf.
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#435 Posted : 16 August 2011 06:35:19(UTC)
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Jason: Maybe, you never know. Then again, if they did do that on stage, I bet it'd make the shows even more popular. And I dunno about Katie... she's trying to be quiet, but she just can't help herself.
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#436 Posted : 16 August 2011 06:50:41(UTC)
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Gia and Layla walk onto the bus after hours of shopping. They each have about 5 bags.

Lady Raine: We're baaack! With bags too!

Gia sits down on the sofa.

Gia: So, we almost got lost. Again, but this really nice guy helped us. Kinda touchy too.

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#437 Posted : 16 August 2011 06:51:50(UTC)
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Jason turns around to see them and laughs.

Jason: Hey guys, how are you?
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#438 Posted : 16 August 2011 06:54:35(UTC)
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Lady Raine: We are great! Gia wanted to leave because she was tired of all the lesbian love making going on.

Gia: It's annoying. I know I love sex but Jesus, there's other things to do. I thought that chick wasn't even a lesbian? Anyway, If I hear them one more time, I'm definitely gonna say something.

Layla shook her head.

Lady Raine: They are gonna be sore for weeks. (Giggles)
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#439 Posted : 16 August 2011 06:55:30(UTC)
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Jason: Maybe, you never know. Then again, if they did do that on stage, I bet it'd make the shows even more popular. And I dunno about Katie... she's trying to be quiet, but she just can't help herself.


Scott: Well, we'll see. Don't want her upstaging us though man, haha. Katie's a strange one. I think she is just being her...it's a shame because she seems nice really.
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#440 Posted : 16 August 2011 06:57:36(UTC)
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Jason: I don't think she is a lesbian... I think it's just Katie, heh heh. And yeah, I tried to stop them but Katie got all offended and I sorta caved in. Sorry. I don't know how the hell you could spend the entire day shopping, I did about 2 hours of it and got bored and had to come back. What's in those bags?
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