Scott puts an arm around Gia and readjusts her position so he can see out the window, and puts the pilot cap on her head.

Scott: You can be my co pilot.

He then lifts the mic.

Microphone Scott: Gooooooooooooooooooood early afternoon bus people. We drove for a while last night, and then we stopped for a...debate for a while, which meant we went no further over night. However, we are now in Lithuania, and we will shortly cross the border to Latvia. When we reach north Latvia, we will get the ferry to Finland. From your pilot and his gorgeous co pilot, have a good trip....over and out!

Scott turns to Jason.

Scott: Ahoy there skipper. Lithuania indeed. We just drove through Vilnius a few minutes back. We could have, and should have went north through Denmark...we may have been there by now, but I decided I liked the Balkans better than Scandinavia....and this was also the first road I came to, so (shrugs).

Anyhow, to answer your question, the little dial bit was pointed at "130" for most of the time, I have no idea what that means, but some of the other cars were driving really slow. Idiots....Did I wake you up with my 2Am mic call out? I was only trying to wake one person up, who had pissed me off. (he nods in the direction of Gia on his knee). And how is your lady today? She feeling better?

Jason is drinking a beer whilst lying on the sofa. They go over a speed bumb and it splashes over his face. He wipes it off and then goes up to Scott.

Jason: Are we nearly there yet?

Jason chuckles.

Jason: Awesome. BRING ON FINLAND!

Jason then goes to his room, recording some scratch demos of new songs. He is currently recording some extremely loud, high pitched screams. Being a perfectionist, he keeps erasing them and trying them again.

Finding the Kiss music a bit distracting, Jason decides to stop screaming and join the rest of the people in the tour bus.

Jason: ...AND PARTY EVERYDAY!

Jason shouts this, before slumping back into the sofa and lighting up a cigarette.

Jason: Focus on the road dude. Not too long left before you can sing Kiss to your hearts extent.

Since they are on the ferry, Scott comes back into the seating area and grabs a beer, leaving the handbrake on the bus...off....(he doesn't know what the handbrake is).

Scott looks at the handbrake and shrugs.

Scott H: Cool. Are we getting a real driver any time by the way?

He lies on another sofa and drinks his beer.

Scott sips his beer and twiddles a non existent moustache.

Scott H: I see....so do they know where we are going, or who is driving the bus?

Scott laughs, and then realises he has no idea what he's laughing at and stops.

Scott H: Ok...so I need a haircut then...asap. Would they believe us if we say we went mad because of some dodgy bratwurst and uber tight lederhosen?

Scott looks deflated at the failure of his idea...

Scott: Bad British beef? They hated the mad cows in the 90s? Blame Winston Churchill? Shhhh, no that's racist!

Scott waits for Jason's idea...

Scott H: Illegal? Who cares? It's illegal that I drove the bus. Idea.Spilled.Now! ummmm please :D
I don't think you should dress as a woman...Poor Layla has been terrified enough already without seeing that. And I'm certainly not joining in. If Gia saw me dressed as a woman, she might actually turn me into one.