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Jason: TO DIE BY YOUUUUUR SIDE, THE PLEASURE, THE PRIVILEGE IS MIIIIII-IIINE.
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As Eric has literally no idea how to play a solo on the uke, he continues to play an attempt at the chords to 'There is a light that never goes out'. The expected, horrible result sounds like a cat being strangled.
Eric: That was good. Brilliant, in fact. Now let's play 'Shine on you Crazy Diamond'. All twenty fucking minutes of it. |
Kid Anything- Indie/Britpop/Shoegaze; influenced by Sigur Ros, XXYYXX, Kanye West, Blur, Oasis (Bringing together an eclectic group of influences, Ulysses' songs are sung with carefree abandon by Nick Junk) Kurt Ulysses - Songwriter, Guitarist, Backup Vocalist Nick Junk - Vocals, Mojo Infinite- Alternative/Experimental Rock; influenced by Muse, Radiohead, and The Beatles (Known best for their experimental music and their frontman's eccentric behavior, the band disbanded after Eric Quillington's death to pursue solo careers or, in Matt Robert's case, peace of mind. Infinite released four albums over the course of their career; Blue Nebula, Midnight Skies, Insomnia, and Dancing about Architecture.) Eric Quillington (Deceased) - Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar, Piano, Primary Lyricist Matt Roberts - Bass Greg Oldson - Drums, Backup Vocals, Secondary Lyricist Amelia Florentine - Keyboards, Piano, Lyricist, Backup Vocals "When asked 'how do you write?' I invariably answer, 'one word at a time', and this answer is invariably dismissed. But that's all it is. It sounds too simple to be true, but consider the Great Wall of China, if you will: one stone at a time, man. That's all. One stone at a time. But I've read you can see that motherfucker from space without a telescope." - Stephen King |
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Jason looks over a Eric.
Jason: How about no.
He then looks at his guitar again and starts playing the vocal melody of Barbie Girl on it. |
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Eric: Just a suggestion, champ. If not that, then... uhm...
His sudden irritation at being unable to play a simple B chord on the uke ends up with him throwing the instrument across the room. As it splinters against the wall, he suddenly realizes that he has no idea who the owner of the now-ruined artifact is. Shrugging it off, he says;
Eric: Know anything by... Gorillaz? None of their songs, to the best of my knowledge, reach twenty minutes. So you shouldn't throw a hissy fit over playing something by 'em. |
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Jason nods, gives Eric a thumbs up and begins to play Dirty Harry.
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Eric: Dirty Harry. Good. But not good enough, Jason.
Pulling out a Bass and amp, he plays a deafeningly loud rendition of Feel Good Inc. Although it's basically the cliche Gorillaz choice, and not his favorite track by them (the honor falls to 'Tomorrow Comes Today'), it has the distinction of being the only song he can play on the bass. Like the uke, he has rudimentary skills with the instrument, something he attempts to hide with house-shaking volume. |
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Jason begins to drum on his guitar, with his hands and raps along to the song.
Jason: City's breaking down on a camels back! |
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Being a very white person, Eric's rapping skills are just as horrible as his bass playing. Still, he tries; it's the thought that counts. During the chorus, however, he abruptly shifts to another one of his favorite Gorillaz tracks.
Eric: Superfast, superfast, or come in last. You're just in time for breakfast. |
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Jason, slightly miffed at the change in song, tries to play along, before giving up and playing the arpeggios at the end of "Ki" by Devin Townsend.
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Eric looks at Jason with a sarcastically exaggerated frown, hoping he could survive the sudden change. Throwing his friend, he starts singing;
Eric: Windmill, windmill, for the laaaaaaaaanndddd... |
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Jason: SOOOOOOOOO WE FAAAAAAAAAALL ON WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAARM SILENCE! I KNOOOOOOOOOOW, YES I KNOOOOOOOOOW, WE AAAAAAAAAALLLL FALL AWAAAAAAAAAAY!
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Kestrel walks over to watch Jason and Eric playing. She moves quietly and hides, hoping they don't see her. |
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Upon finishing off the song, Eric stops for a moment, and brings up an idea that's been kicking around in his head.
Eric: Y'know what? We should totally arrange a Big Brother surprise concert. You get the Mind boys together, and I get Infinite. If we get kicked out for it, at least we'll be satisfied by the fact that our last few moments in this house were spent creating beautiful music. |
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All of a sudden Cassie shouts.
Cassie: KESTREL FUCK OFF YOU CREEPY....FUCK! |
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Jason swears that he saw something, but shrugs it off, and turns back to Eric.
Jason: Yeah, that'd be a great idea. We might be able to test out a couple of P;P songs as well, you never know... hey, did you hear something? I swear I heard something...
He then hears Cassie and blushes a little.
Jason: Uhhhh... Kestrel? |
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Kestrel reveals herself and plays it cool. She has no idea that Cassie knows what she said earlier.
Kestrel : Oh, hi! I'm just listening to the guys playing, Cass. What's wrong with that? |
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Jason: Uhhhhhh... hey Kestrel, are you... okay? |
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Kestrel keeps a straight face, though her make-up is streaked and her hair is messy.
Kestrel : Oh me? I'm fine thanks, Jase. Yourself? |
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Cassie stares at Kestrel.
Cassie: You think I don't see you skulking about staring at my fiancé? You think I didn't hear you earlier?? |
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Jason: Ummmmm... yeah. I'm good.
He gets a bit nearer to Cassie. |
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