So, Kate started a music blog,
kateverse.com/KateOffYourColours, seemed like a good idea at the time, turns out it's not about music at all and went down like a lead balloon. I am here to make that different. Well, I'm here to write a whole different blog, and actually have it about the band. For a start. Who we are.
Moronic Changeling really is
Jimmy Bishop, the manager who will do this until he dies (he'd have left for a better-paid job by now if he wasn't planning to do this forever). The gals, Ketz, Summie and Nick, want to retire, so they left the group to
Damien Comyns, our pianist (tee hee) and myself,
Dante Helyer, lead guitarist. Another bad idea? Who knows? But we don't want to let them down, so we got an awesome team of girls in! There's the legendary
Kamikaze Kate on lead vocals and rhythm guitar, poster girl
Kitena Dale on screams and bass, all-round success
Mikki Moo on clean vocals and drums, and
Catriona Comatose on flugelhorn - hell yeah at the time. :P
I am proud to say that here I am, in California, with my best boyo Damien and my wonderful Great Aunt Meryl, and she's awesome because she is letting us turn her garage into a studio. For free! She said she's going to pay for any more builders we need too, if it's too much for Damien and me. It's already too much for Damien because he's a wimp, so this'll be great! I know it's a bit mean taking money off a poor old lady, but hey, she's richer than us. Jimmy's investing in us, but he's gonna be careful see.
[two hours later]
Bollocks. She's changed her mind. She's not helping with the builders, and we'll have to pay. I love Meryl but, y'know, dementia. Or maybe she's just as haphazard as me.
KateOffYourColours : Your great cunts grave - and you're laying her!? Dan, duck off my dormant name until you hate actual penis.
KateOffYourColours : *throws iBoner at wall* Never going online with this again!
KateOffYourColours : *iPhone DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT
DanHellYeah : How is iBoner even a word!? And this will work.