INTERVIEW- LAST 15 MINUTES OF THE SHOW.
Chelsea: She is one hell of a bitch and she is fucking pysco. I was really scared to interview this young lady, but I'm in love with her music and amazing talent. Her new single, Everything I Do is avaliable Christmas Day. Give it up for Radio Vine!
[Radio walks out, very tense and nervous as she waves to the audience and smiles. She sits down in the white chair with she takes a big sip of water that is sitting next to her]Chelsea: Wow.. you look amazing.. better than when I met you, you looked like shit.
Radio: (laughs) you know what? it was a horrible day for me. My cat died and I took it out on my clothes bitch. (laughs)
Chelsea: How long did you have your cat?
Radio: For about three years.
Chelsea: Oh, yeah, he was finished, or probably died when he realize it was with a crazy chick like you.
Radio: Yeah, maybe thats why he will always run FROM ME and cry, but I didnt mean any harm.. I just needed someone to cuddle with.
Chelsea: You cuddle with cats?
Radio: Most of the time.. because if I cuddle with boys, they will try and rape me.. RAPE RAPE RAPE me, very hard. Even thought, I love aggestion.
Chelsea: You never got hard on before? (laughs)
Radio: No and kind of scared.. being hard on is a very feel good thing.. but if it's hard, where is the enjoyment?
Chelsea: In your area that is probably full of webs.
Radio: And the spiders are dieing. (smiles then frowns)
[Audience roars]Chelsea: So on Christmas, what do you do? just sit around?
Radio: OH MY GOD, LET ME SEE YOU DOLL! I met this new guy named Charle.. (pause)
Chelsea: Charle? I always thought guys with the name Charle are rapist.. or murders..?
Radio: While, he's a songwriter.. and if he murders me, got DAMN! the looks will make up for it! (laughs dramatically) but he's amazing friend and I'm spending time with him for Christmas.. maybe some cookies.... (rises eyes) MILK? perhaps?!
Chelsea: Radio, your disgusting. (laughs)
Radio: Charle LIKES it!
(Audience laughs)Chelsea: What's in store for 2012 for you?
Radio: A lot of suprises from me. I'm actually coming out with my new album, Doubled Minded in 2012, at the beginning so back to back albums in 2012 and TOURINGGG BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm shut..
Audience and Radio: DOWN!
Radio: YESSS dolls.
Chelsea: I'm looking forward to that, I heard your have gotten your first music maganize cover!
Radio: Oh doll, yes. Max Volume.. yes, big maganize. When I found out, I couldnt handle myself, so guess who I called and screamed at?
Chelsea: Let me guys, Charle?
Radio: NOPE! Nadia Berry.
(Audience screams)Chelsea: So you two are friends?
Radio: That's my dear doll, she's amazing.
Chelsea: Do you know when the issue is out?
Radio: The week following Christmas, so please go get it. I'm get it MY DAMN self when I go buy it.
Chelsea: Radio, I'm going to buy the whole store of albums when Invention of Me is released.
Radio: Can I give you a kiss..?
Chelsea: What will it cost?
Radio: My lips.
(they both kiss)Chelsea: Oh gosh, I just kissed Radio Vine and I'm not gay, I'll make a night for you baby.
Radio: You're so doll.
Chelsea: (laughs) Radio Vine ladies and gentleman.
[Audience claps to the music of Love can Only Hurt being played to the commerical break]
