Blog 1
I'm just puttin' it out there. The word 'blog' reminds me of taking a dump and vomiting at the same time. Maybe I'm the only one who get's it, but that's what i am reminded of when i hear the word blog.
Anyway, onto more important issues.
It's been, what, half an hour since i started this website and i'm already writing my first blog. I deserve some kind of award for this shit. Although I don't have any fans yet, i am without doubt the most dedicated to my fans out of anyone in this business. Even if they are imaginary.
Again, more important issues.
I got my first song y'all! Well it's not completely my song, it's a remix of Kanye West's fucking dope ass, song of the century, 'Runaway.'
While I'd like to say that I worked with some dope ass producer on this, i can't. I got a fucking instrumental off YouTube and just started writing. Shout out to 'pothunter'. You don't know that i took your instrumental, but i might make you very famous some day. I don't really have much else to say. Here's the song niggas. Let's turn some imaginary niggas into believers.
Damien.
Lyrics
And i always find yeah i always find something wrong,
You been puttin' up with my shit just way too long.
I'm so gifted at finding what i don't like the most,
So i think it's time for us to have a toast.
Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Lets have a toast for the assholes,
Lets have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that i know.
Let's have a toast for the jerkoffs,
That'll never take work off.
Baby i've got a plan;
Runaway fast as you can.
She find the pictures in my cell phone,
Picture messaging with a white chick.
I don't wanna get into details,
But most of the pictures were pornographic.
She said she ain't stickin' around no more,
If i ain't swear i'll never do this shit again.
So i packed her bags, rushed her out the door,
Said 'baby, i replace you with some cocaine.'
Yeah, uh, and i always find yeah i always find something wrong,
You been puttin' up with my shit just way too long.
I'm so gifted at finding what i don't like the most,
So i think it's time for us to have a toast.
Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Lets have a toast for the assholes,
Lets have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that i know.
Let's have a toast for the jerkoffs,
That'll never take work off.
Baby i've got a plan;
Runaway fast as you can.
Yeah, runaway from me baby, runaway.
Runaway from me baby, runaway.
This shit doesn't have to get crazy, just leave now, runaway.
Maybe i've got a plan; runaway as fast as you can.
Runaway from me baby.
Runaway from me baby.
This didn't have to get crazy.
Baby i've got a plan, runaway as fast as you can.
This some illegal shit that we gettin' into right now,
Cocaine, weed, heroin, evens all the hurt out.
Let's try to numb the pain of another lonely stake out,
Outside your ex's apartment, with a pistol and some Clay Mouth.
Suicidal tendencies is the lifestyle that i'm livin',
OD'd five times on purpose, hate this life i've been given.
Hand back the cards i've been dealt, bring me a new position.
Make me the all-star quarter back, call an audible, do some switching.
Always longed for the approval and love of my pops,
Left when i was 9 years old, the faggot run from the cops.
So i wasn't brought up right, i never knew when to stop,
Always took things a little too far, somebody tell me to stop.
And that drove everyone away, and isolated myself,
Ain't had that many friends that i could ever go to for help.
So right now i'm saying 'fuck you' to them fair-weather friends.
Me and my real niggas gon' ride till the end. yeah.
I know you found out that i cheated,
More than one occasion actually.
I said 'i don't care if you leave me.'
But you know i say things that i don't mean.
And you know i ain't no good for you,
But baby you the best for me.
I really don't know how i'd manage.
If you chose to just up and leave.
And i always find yeah i always find something wrong,
You been puttin' up with my shit just way too long.
I'm so gifted at finding what i don't like the most,
So i think it's time for us to have a toast.
Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Lets have a toast for the assholes,
Lets have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that i know.
Let's have a toast for the jerkoffs,
That'll never take work off.
Baby i got a plan;
Runaway fast as you can.
