*Name, age, location and basic stuff - Alex Ward, im 21, I was born in Sheffield but now live in Los Angeles and im ready to have fun.

*What are you famous/most known for? Being an absolute fucking asshole. Am i allowed to swear in this? I also sing in the band Chasing The Sun! I don't really know, my antics sometimes possibly too.

*What would you offer in the house that would entertain the viewers? I really just don't give a fuck what people think off me. And if there is anyone thats annoying me in their I won't be afraid to tell them to trot on.

*What type of person would you not like to see in the house? Slutty girls. No time for them at all. People that don't know how to have fun and people that think they can control everyone.

*Why are you entering? For some jokes really. I don't really expect to go far so im in to have a bit of fun and try it on with a few people, who knows?

Hey guys, what’s up?
For those of you who don’t know me, I’m assuming that’s the vast majority *laughs*, My name is Lucas Armstrong … Uhh, I play Bass guitar and write songs, you could say that I’m in a band called The Wildflowers but we’ve done very little to be considered successful, I guess that sorta makes me the perfect contestant for this show *laughs*

I’m from New Jersey, Yup, I’m a regular Snooki *laughs* … Joking of course, they aren’t all like that in the Garden State, well most of them are but you know, I’m kinda the exception to the rule. I’m 20 years old and I’m just your regular guy to be honest with you, I’m 5,8 but you know what they say about good things and small packages *laughs* That is not what it sounded like ... Mooooooving on. I’m a relatively quiet person but I’m more than happy to get myself involved in things, I think I’ll bring a sense of humour and a sense of normality to the show, I’m a relatively caring person and so if someone needs a shoulder to cry on or just someone to talk to then I’ll be there, I don’t think people should expect any kind of major drama from myself and I’ll generally try to avoid that sort of thing but I don’t have a problem saying something if it needs to be said, I can take care of myself when I need.

My primary reason for entering the Big Brother house is essentially just for the experience, I saw the first series and it was, well I mean some of those people were kind of an embarrassment, It’s also a chance for me to do something a little different and experience something quite new, meet some people I wouldn’t perhaps normally associate with and hopefully I can leave the house without embarrassing myself.
What sort of person would I not like to see in the show? … Someone that is constantly complaining about things, Umm, I really hate attention seekers and arrogance, yeah regretting this already? … You bet cha!

erich's audition tape:
*erich is shirtless in what appears to be a cluttered shed.he looks scared and speaks in a high pitched voice*

hi. *waves nervously* i am tv's erich hess.i am 28 years of age,and was born in the year of our lord,1946.i live on a cruise ship,the duke of winchester.i stay in international waters because i do things i am not proud of.i also sing and play guitar for tv's atomic war bride.its a very famous psychobilly band.but dont take my word for it.*sings* take a look,it's in a book. reading rainbow..READING RAINBOW!!!*goes back to a high pitched voice* i am most famous for being some what of a cut up.chances are, those "traveling salesman\farmer's daughter" jokes were based on me. some times i was the salesman,sometimes the daughter....hell,some times i was the farmer.*waves hand dismissively*.but that doesn't matter now.

*gets serious*
what would i offer TV viewers? one word: dignity.you could count on me to try the "put your penis in a bag of popcorn trick,that gets girls to mistakenly grab your wang instead of popcorn" trick.lets face,male nudity is funny. thats what separates me from your garden variety loony.....old world craftsmanship.
i get along with just about anyone. but i will cut the first one of these motherfuckers who fuck with me.i am not even playing.i know how this whole "reality tv" thing works.it's like prison. you gotta take the biggest motherfucker down. anyone who is a bit uptight,clean,morally stringent,intelligent,afraid to see me naked,will certainly have a problem with me.
i'm entering because i assume the producers of the show pay for all the drugs,hookers,booze,and corn chips we can go through.i hope they have deep pockets... i also want to show people in tv land that erich hess cares.erich hess will be your friend. *sings* you gotta friend in me.*long hooks grabs erich around the neck and drags him off camera.*

Winston enters the house a courier's bag on his back and a suitcase barrelling behind him.

Winston: Howdy, Howdy.

Lucas Armstrong arrives inside the house dragging a suitcase behind him. He looks around for a moment before greeting the fellow contestants.

Lucas: Woah, this place is huge.