OOC: Apologies in advance if I upset anyone, remember this is all completely in the character of Chantal. Most updates shouldn't be as long as this one, I wanna try and keep them short and sweet, but seeing as this is the first one, I thought I'd bulk it up a little.
Weekend have just premiered their new single "Smile About It", you know, that annoying prepubescent boy band who look like they should be tucked up in bed by 9pm? And that's not even on a school night. But let me tell you, this song is nothing to smile about. It's the same old from what you'd expect from such a group and to be fair, I can't even say "If I were ten years younger I so would..." because none of them are the slightest bit attractive in my eyes. There is one lyric that makes me laugh, "If I were to die, I'd still be a happy man" - Dustyn, you are not a man, none of you are. Now, let's all stop being delusional and start writing lyrics that are actually true, yes? Thank you.
"Drop The Needle and Pray!" - This is the type of song I can imagine many people going crazy over in church, the crazy kind who literally faint because they think the Lord has taken over their soul or something like that. But I don't go to church, I'm not religious, I don't pray, so maybe I'm not the best person to talk about this song. But Alicia just seems to ooze class and sophistication, no one can deny that, I feel like a lot of people could learn from her. The amount of trashy and unclassy people out there these days really does make me sick, so I applaud Alicia for not making me want to throw up. But aside from that, this is a pretty good song, Alicia is quite talented and the lyrics are very nice. *claps*
It was revealed just yesterday that Suzie & Sophia are going to pose for Playboy, yes, the same Sophia who I am in a group with. Kill me now, I feel so embarrassed for her. The fact she is doing a whole album with Suzie was enough, but this is really pushing it. Silicone Suzie looks like a ridiculous tranny, and Sophia looks like a confused school girl trying to look sexy, and it's just... no. Both of you, give it up. Oh, and $1 million each? What are these people thinking? Suzie gets her tits out for free on most of her CD covers anyway, and Sophia doesn't have any, so that's a bit awkward. They should have given the money to me, I would have been happy to burn the money for them.
Overrated duo Buzz & Hype have revealed the first song on their album, "Fly" which features... Chanel. I don't have a clue who that is and don't wish to know. Lyrically, "Fly" is the kinda song you'd hear in a Disney movie, about stupid as hell characters jumping off of their balcony in hope of floating into the air, but they just crash face-first into the pavement. But saying that, these two will probably still release everything off of their album and get to number one, who on earth are they paying? There's no such thing as quality these days. I pity the record buying public, and that is all. Oh well B&H, care to try and impress me with another song?
Hayden - What can I say? Whether you're looking forward to seeing him live for his music or because you want to throw eggs at him, Hayden is going to be one of the big performers on the night. I like a guy with a bit of attitude, so I can confirm I won't be throwing any eggs.
Radio Vine - I don't understand what the hell this girl goes on about, I don't think she does herself in all fairness, but that can only translate into something hilarious on stage. And this is the very reason why you should see her, just because I think she's the type to randomly ride an elephant around the stage whilst reciting Shakespeare poems.
Stephanie Fierce - This is one lady who I really do love, she has so much attitude and the all round package to the makings of a superstar, which she obviously already is. I'm expecting lots of fireworks, dancers and gorgeous outfits. Now, knowing my luck, she'll stand on stage for twenty minutes with a single spotlight on her. Time will tell...
Infinite - Infinite are just the kinda band who grip me every time with their stage shows, because you never really know what to expect from them. They surprisingly manage to keep things fresh, the music is always top notch, oh, and Eric Quillington is always nice to laugh at with his slight awkwardness. I think it's my dream to see him fall off the stage, I mean that in a nice way. Well, kinda nice at least.
Misery Loves Company - Misery Loves Company are one of the few bands out right now that I can proudly state I love, their music is brilliant and they're very good looking as well to top it off. Because ugly people just don't make good music. Ladies, if you're looking for eyecandy mixed with good music, you know the Chaos Magazine stage is where you need to be when the time comes for the guys to take to the stage.
Ryan Ross Hernandez - The most pointless singer in the industry will be at the top of my list to avoid, and for obvious reasons that I'm sure a lot of you can agree with. You can expect the performance to be bland, the talk to be cliché and the music to be of course, dreadful. Luckily for everyone, he's the last one to take to the Chaos Magazine stage, so you can either have an early night or go to another stage. Which I shall be doing.
Mystery Guest - You have to really be AWFUL to hide who you are as an artist to get people to come and see you live, what's the mystery for? It's evident that whoever this is, they have zero music talent and this is some cheap stunt that the likes of Suzie & Sophia would pull off to make people see a show of theirs. Once all is revealed, I'm sure the crowd will be running from the stage for dear life as they grip their bleeding ears.
Katie Coyle - Let's just put this out there, Katie Coyle is a slut. And a shameless one at that. You can bet her performance will bore the crowd to sleep, so I advise you all to bring a pillow and blanket if you plan on staying around for her performance. But I have no idea why you'd want to. Because let's face it, Katie is better at playing people than that guitar of hers, and she's no better than that man who I no longer want to speak about because I may just projectile vomit everywhere.
